Bad parents
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Re: Bad parents
Oh jesus. Looking for funny pictures of Nazis with dogs led me to one of those dark back alleys of the internet.
http://www.pzg.biz
and that's just the tip of the iceberg
http://www.pzg.biz
and that's just the tip of the iceberg
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Re: Bad parents
I wish I had kids so I could buy them a Reinhard Heydrich doll for Christmas.
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Re: Bad parents
I woke up every day to a super-pumped Pit/Mastiff boy running all over the house lusting for blood. He had a pure pit bitch running around with him too. If I was afraid of these ugly shits I woulda stroked out years ago. Dogs just fucking suck. I will fight anyone who has a problem with that.Friendly Goatus wrote: Dead Walrus and Monsterod are bitches. No real man is afraid of dogs.
turn these off meatman.
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Re: Bad parents
That anecdote you just shared is pretty good evidence that you actually are scared of dogs. Get over it, man. Dogs rule.
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Naw... I hear dogs are pretty stringy. I'd have no qualms eating one if they weren't. Still doesn't change the fact that they rule and YOU, sir, drool.
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Re: Bad parents
Maybe he was angry that space to play was robbed of him and other children and given to stupid dogs.
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Re: Bad parents
Fight the shitty dog owner, you fucking idiot.monsterod wrote:I woke up every day to a super-pumped Pit/Mastiff boy running all over the house lusting for blood. He had a pure pit bitch running around with him too. If I was afraid of these ugly shits I woulda stroked out years ago. Dogs just fucking suck. I will fight anyone who has a problem with that.Friendly Goatus wrote: Dead Walrus and Monsterod are bitches. No real man is afraid of dogs.
VueeeuVueeeeuV wrote:Maybe he was angry that space to play was robbed of him and other children and given to stupid dogs.
Ray wrote:you fucking idiot.
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It was his house, you goddamn dolt. Why don't I just fight you?Ray wrote:Fight the shitty dog owner, you fucking idiot.monsterod wrote:I woke up every day to a super-pumped Pit/Mastiff boy running all over the house lusting for blood. He had a pure pit bitch running around with him too. If I was afraid of these ugly shits I woulda stroked out years ago. Dogs just fucking suck. I will fight anyone who has a problem with that.Friendly Goatus wrote: Dead Walrus and Monsterod are bitches. No real man is afraid of dogs.
turn these off meatman.
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Re: Bad parents
Hahaha, you had a sugar daddy?monsterod wrote:It was his house, you goddamn dolt. Why don't I just fight you?
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Re: Bad parents
dog owners are petulant children
evidence -> this thread
evidence -> this thread
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Re: Bad parents
Couldn't continue with this shit thread after page 3. I knew I should never have opened it in the first place.
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
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Re: Bad parents
Right now the way my 3 and a half year old is going I think I'm qualifying as a resident shit parent.
Can't get her into bed, can't get her to listen or behave properly - It's such hard work. I think she'd eat super nanny alive.
Can't get her into bed, can't get her to listen or behave properly - It's such hard work. I think she'd eat super nanny alive.
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Re: Bad parents
The best is if you rig up a contraption to attach your small child to a dog so the dog can run rampant and bite and the child can screech and cry and you can let it run unleashed throughout populated areas.
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Re: Bad parents
a saddle with a lap belt! war infant!VueeeuVueeeeuV wrote:The best is if you rig up a contraption to attach your small child to a dog so the dog can run rampant and bite and the child can screech and cry and you can let it run unleashed throughout populated areas.
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VueeeuVueeeeuV wrote:The best is if you rig up a contraption to attach your small child to a dog so the dog can run rampant and bite and the child can screech and cry and you can let it run unleashed throughout populated areas.
She's already like that sans dog.
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Re: Bad parents
yes. absolutely.noah thirteen wrote:Really?
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Re: Bad parents
FOR FUCK'S SAKE LET THIS THREAD DIE
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Re: Bad parents
hahahaha this is fuckin greatzzzzzzzz wrote:I want to make a short movie called Dog Killer, all dogs must be eliminated because they carry a virus, have scenes of a dog killer (kind of like Gestapo/repo men) hammer a box of puppies heads in while a crying child looks on. Have pieces of tasty mean with spring loaded surprise hooks that impale the dogs maw with a chain going to the back of a truck, have dude driving down the road dragging dogs to death.
for the record i don't hate dogs, i just think they're incredibly overrated and cost way too much money to take care of IMO
unless you're a crusty dog and you eat table scraps with your master
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Re: Bad parents
Even the best parents have their kids wonder off out of their line of sight and fall and break their leg, get bit by a dog, or generally fuck themselves up.
I find it funny how quick people with no kids are to make judgments about how other people take care of their kids.
I find it funny how quick people with no kids are to make judgments about how other people take care of their kids.
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Re: Bad parents
it happens. Do you keep you kid in a bubble?Pistol Whip wrote:Even the best parents have their kids wonder off out of their line of sight and fall and break their leg, get bit by a dog, or generally fuck themselves up.