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Re: Bad parents
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:27 am
by Fighting Uruk-Hai
Oh jesus. Looking for funny pictures of Nazis with dogs led me to one of those dark back alleys of the internet.
http://www.pzg.biz
and that's just the tip of the iceberg
Re: Bad parents
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:33 am
by Degree Absolute
I wish I had kids so I could buy them a Reinhard Heydrich doll for Christmas.
Re: Bad parents
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 3:10 pm
by monsterod
Friendly Goatus wrote:
Dead Walrus and Monsterod are bitches. No real man is afraid of dogs.
I woke up every day to a super-pumped Pit/Mastiff boy running all over the house lusting for blood. He had a pure pit bitch running around with him too. If I was afraid of these ugly shits I woulda stroked out years ago. Dogs just fucking suck. I will fight anyone who has a problem with that.
Re: Bad parents
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 4:39 pm
by Friendly Goatus
That anecdote you just shared is pretty good evidence that you actually are scared of dogs. Get over it, man. Dogs rule.
Re: Bad parents
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 4:41 pm
by monsterod
Dogs rule...for eating.
Re: Bad parents
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 4:46 pm
by Friendly Goatus
Naw... I hear dogs are pretty stringy. I'd have no qualms eating one if they weren't. Still doesn't change the fact that they rule and YOU, sir, drool.
Likes this
that's what you look like when you drool.
Re: Bad parents
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 4:49 pm
by VueeeuVueeeeuV
Maybe he was angry that space to play was robbed of him and other children and given to stupid dogs.
Re: Bad parents
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 6:53 pm
by Ray
monsterod wrote:Friendly Goatus wrote:
Dead Walrus and Monsterod are bitches. No real man is afraid of dogs.
I woke up every day to a super-pumped Pit/Mastiff boy running all over the house lusting for blood. He had a pure pit bitch running around with him too. If I was afraid of these ugly shits I woulda stroked out years ago. Dogs just fucking suck. I will fight anyone who has a problem with that.
Fight the shitty dog owner, you fucking idiot.
VueeeuVueeeeuV wrote:Maybe he was angry that space to play was robbed of him and other children and given to stupid dogs.
Ray wrote:you fucking idiot.
Re: Bad parents
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 6:56 pm
by monsterod
Ray wrote:monsterod wrote:Friendly Goatus wrote:
Dead Walrus and Monsterod are bitches. No real man is afraid of dogs.
I woke up every day to a super-pumped Pit/Mastiff boy running all over the house lusting for blood. He had a pure pit bitch running around with him too. If I was afraid of these ugly shits I woulda stroked out years ago. Dogs just fucking suck. I will fight anyone who has a problem with that.
Fight the shitty dog owner, you fucking idiot.
It was his house, you goddamn dolt. Why don't I just fight you?
Re: Bad parents
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 6:57 pm
by Necrometer
monsterod wrote:It was his house, you goddamn dolt. Why don't I just fight you?
Hahaha, you had a sugar daddy?
Re: Bad parents
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 6:59 pm
by DeadWalrus
dog owners are petulant children
evidence -> this thread
Re: Bad parents
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:04 pm
by soiled depends
Couldn't continue with this shit thread after page 3. I knew I should never have opened it in the first place.
Re: Bad parents
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:07 pm
by doomeddisciple
Right now the way my 3 and a half year old is going I think I'm qualifying as a resident shit parent.
Can't get her into bed, can't get her to listen or behave properly - It's such hard work. I think she'd eat super nanny alive.
Re: Bad parents
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:09 pm
by VueeeuVueeeeuV
The best is if you rig up a contraption to attach your small child to a dog so the dog can run rampant and bite and the child can screech and cry and you can let it run unleashed throughout populated areas.
Re: Bad parents
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:11 pm
by DeadWalrus
VueeeuVueeeeuV wrote:The best is if you rig up a contraption to attach your small child to a dog so the dog can run rampant and bite and the child can screech and cry and you can let it run unleashed throughout populated areas.
a saddle with a lap belt! war infant!
Re: Bad parents
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:25 pm
by doomeddisciple
VueeeuVueeeeuV wrote:The best is if you rig up a contraption to attach your small child to a dog so the dog can run rampant and bite and the child can screech and cry and you can let it run unleashed throughout populated areas.
She's already like that sans dog.
Re: Bad parents
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:36 pm
by DeadWalrus
noah thirteen wrote:Really?
yes.
absolutely.
Re: Bad parents
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:36 pm
by cold radiance
FOR FUCK'S SAKE LET THIS THREAD DIE
Re: Bad parents
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 8:40 am
by hipster holocaust
zzzzzzzz wrote:I want to make a short movie called Dog Killer, all dogs must be eliminated because they carry a virus, have scenes of a dog killer (kind of like Gestapo/repo men) hammer a box of puppies heads in while a crying child looks on. Have pieces of tasty mean with spring loaded surprise hooks that impale the dogs maw with a chain going to the back of a truck, have dude driving down the road dragging dogs to death.
hahahaha this is fuckin great
for the record i don't hate dogs, i just think they're incredibly overrated and cost way too much money to take care of IMO
unless you're a crusty dog and you eat table scraps with your master
Re: Bad parents
Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 11:59 pm
by Pistol Whip
Even the best parents have their kids wonder off out of their line of sight and fall and break their leg, get bit by a dog, or generally fuck themselves up.
I find it funny how quick people with no kids are to make judgments about how other people take care of their kids.
Re: Bad parents
Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 5:59 am
by Fighting Uruk-Hai
Pistol Whip wrote:Even the best parents have their kids wonder off out of their line of sight and fall and break their leg, get bit by a dog, or generally fuck themselves up.
it happens. Do you keep you kid in a bubble?