Anthony Fantano reviews the new Morbid Angel

[Thrashmaster Flash]

Wow, he handled that unexpectedly well. This just turned out well for everyone, then? (except for Barcass Grinder)

[copstache]

(except for Barcass Grinder)

[pooptastik]

HOLY. DUDE. YES!!!!

[ghost boner]

why did you remove some comments, ross?

[Necrometer]

why did you remove some comments, ross?

I removed none, people can remove their own

I saw one that somebody Chad'd

[ghost boner]

i figured you werent one to take comments down. what a bunch of chumps

[Necrometer]

the baleting commentor has a video uploaded of Soiled Depends' band

[Necrometer]

...it might have been me not knowing about the troll...

comments from fooled people are awesome too

[Necrometer]

Oh, THAT troll... yeah, I got trolled, too!

People just can't comment enough about the "dive in a man's anus" thing... sorta proud of that one.

[CoconutBackwards1]

ross i love that you did this and you did a great job

but

things are different now and i really don't think i can allow us to go back to posting his little reviews and what-not for much longer. this is the zenith of our journey with mr. fantano and we can either part from him on good terms or it's going to get very ugly on a downhill very quickly

and i'm not issuing threats here, i want you to understand

but i've been at this messageboard game for a long time now and eventually you start to see whether the tide is coming or going

This guy is trying to tell you the rules he's learned about message boards. What a fucking joke.

[Necrometer]

I appreciate netiquette pointers wherever I can get them!

Pete Sandoval wasn't fired...he is just undertaking back surgery....anyways, great review.

[riley-o]

i'm not talking about rules

i'm talking about which way the wind blows

i'm a mere weathervane

[BarkingLocust]

NOODLE DRIPS

[pooptastik]

i haven't heard that Cannibal Corpse album.

[ThePhillyExperiment]

Should have checked this thread earlier.

[Black Jacques]

Just sitting in bed with the old lady checking work emails and I thought I'd show her this thread.

Started off by introducing her to Fantano, forcing her to sit through a White Stripes review, then showing her Ross'

The first thing she said was "Why isn't he gesturing with his hands?"

[copstache]

"Why isn't he gesturing with his hands?"

[Necrometer]

first thing I heard that made me think your woman was less than perfectly delightful, BJS

[CoconutBackwards1]

Just sitting in bed with the old lady checking work emails and I thought I'd show her this thread.

Started off by introducing her to Fantano, forcing her to sit through a White Stripes review, then showing her Ross'

The first thing she said was "Why isn't he gesturing with his hands?"

Is that what she said?

[Necrometer]

want to fucking throttle you for putting me through this bump

[ghost boner]

bump was worth it, made me watch it again and laugh really hard.

[riley-o]

Pete Sandoval wasn't fired...he is just undertaking back surgery....anyways, great review.

haha

[Mari_Mar]

bump was worth it, made me watch it again and laugh really hard.

I didn't rewatch the video, but for me the bump was totally worth it just to see that pic of Riley's sister from the neck down again...

[Gunther]

i've boned riley's sister just fyi

[Necrometer]

I am Riley's sister tbqh