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The dogs have been bad so the lady is scooping the food back into the can and they have to go without dinner. The dogs are grinning because dogs are stupid and don't know they're being punished.

The lady is filling their bowl with "The Stuff" for dogs. The dog with it's tongue hanging out is in the throes of addiction to the alien parasite while the other one is in it's final stages and The Stuff is about to explode out of it's over extended jaw just like Chocolate Chip Charlie.

riley-o wrote:The dogs have been bad so the lady is scooping the food back into the can and they have to go without dinner. The dogs are grinning because dogs are stupid and don't know they're being punished.

the cabinet is about to fall on the dogs heads. As they lay with ribs crushed gasping for air unable to escape, the lady smears bowls of shit on their dying faces because she hates those dogs that belong to her "ex-cocksucker".

The dog with it's tongue hanging out is thinking about the shrunken infant lungs in the jars above filled with black tar. They where babies forced to smoke them selves to death and their lungs are floating the the muck that accumulated in their alveoli at a horrible rate until they died. The dog is drooling because he's a cruel creature and enjoys the thoughts of a child suffering. ...the dog with it's mouth hanging open is having a parasitic organism from another dimension push it's own brain waves into it's ears and it causes the dog to have a stupifying orgasmic telepathic like effect, it will soon die later from the brain damage this causes........The middle aged woman is about to eat a can of dogfood because she has a sexual fetish for this and is a disgusting fucking piece of shit.

i don't get it.

The Dad is holding onto the monkey while the boy takes a short boat ride. The dad traded his watch for a short boat ride in the cage, and the monkey.

one of the dinosaurs has ticks and is embarrassed by his poor hygiene. he enlists the help of his friend, discretely, to pick the ticks off but the two of them are killed by a volcano in the process. everyone finds out about the ticks.

oh shit, best AF thing

Project Description

A very special installment of the The Perry Bible Fellowship: Perbert's BIG Adventure.

Stretch Goals

£900- Podcast featurette on the making of Perbert will be made available for purchase

£1000 - Cafepress t-shirts of Perbert & Tina will be made available for online purchase

£5000- Kate Beaton will draw Perbert's Big Adventure

£400,000 -Perbert's Big Adventure will be considered for development as a half-hour animated program on HULU

£10,000,000- Take a ride in the Perbert Energy Saving Car*. Note: The original Perbert story will be avaiable (via touchscreen) in the glass of all the windows.

£1,000,000,000 Perbert International Space Station* will be fully realized. Opening ceremony held by Colin Ferrel.

*prototypes only

...comic - read from top to bottom to boost chances of getting it

hahaha the dave mathews band was a great touch

Magneto and Galactus form an alliance and then Galactus waits with his son while his new herald Magneto is out finding worlds for them to eat.

I just thought Dogs laffin' at her fat ass.

awesome art

great find - that's from Gurewitch but not a PBF comic since he did it on commission for Marvel

can't remember if these are old news:





some more of his video stuff here; what I've seen has not made me laugh
http://cargocollective.com/nicholasgurewitch

the teddy bear is seen smiling because he planted one of his pubes on the girl to frame beast into getting his head chopped off by wolverine. the teddy bear collects heads and this was simply a ploy to add to his collection: business as usual.

51[V][V]f0C wrote:

Necrometer wrote:

51[V][V]f0C wrote:first comics interpretation is not botched, boss if not, splain how it's wrong? it's just not funny when its spelled out, like most visual jokes.

Dude, you COMPLETELY blew it. The gangsters "made up for their mistake"? Please elaborate on how it makes sense (or is funny) that the gangsters intentionally sent a cake with a tommy-gun guy inside to shoot up the kennel club, in response to a guy opening a cake and having dogs come out. Can't wait!

the key is where the guy opening the cake (obviously the mob boss) says "you shouldn't have". look at the guys around him. by the look of horror on the right ones face, it's pretty obvious they think they've fucked up in getting him dogs. and we know gangsters only know one way to fix things: tommy guns.

a gift that keeps on giving.

i hope when this board is dead and gone that someone had the foresight to carve that sequence into stone.

not too comfortable with Ray's fucked up, misattributed quotes there...

that was his fuck-up, and i simply quoted it. i fix

literally laughing at shit from a half a decade ago because..........what else ya got? some timely dead schrag jones maybe?

you're a worthless turd and a moron of the classic and timeless variety you see..

sure, sure....

Like fine wine...