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Ray · Post by **Ray** » Sun Mar 23, 2014 7:08 pm

hahahah

Cascade Whore · Post by **Cascade Whore** » Tue Mar 25, 2014 3:50 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-ECQo3WT4U

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\m/Johnny\m/ · Post by **\m/Johnny\m/** » Tue Mar 25, 2014 4:40 am

Cascade Whore wrote: >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-ECQo3WT4U<

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yes it will.

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Thu Mar 27, 2014 2:29 pm

On Wed 26 Jun '13, Necrometer wrote:this woman at the climbing gym this morning is absolutely haunting me - I've seen her once before and I always assumed I'd misrememebered how attractive she is. her legs & ass look like they've been photoshopped, or drawn for an Image comic. the best, roundest butt with just the right amount of jiggle; formidable thighs; tasteful tapering at her knees and ankles. it's retarded. she has a small waist and nice breasts based on the weightless and clingy top that floats over her torso. her longish hair is dyed black and always seems on the brink of forming dreads for whatever reason. her face is not perfect but still excellent and full of hate - some mix of shelley duvall and natalie portman. help.

I forgot to mention her apparently accidental (and thus totally classy) slightly visible buttcrack apex. the stretchpants she wears are a semi-reflective grey and bear a honeycomb pattern that reveals every molecule. she's a pretty solid climber, too. I'm toast

OK - she's back. I hadn't seen her for ~6 months, 4 of which I've been excruciatingly single and NOT seeing dream woman, but I saw her again today. I was climbing top-rope with my ex and caught a glimpse of someone bouldering and even though it was just a silhouette I knew it was her. nobody looks like her. she's just as hot as ever, and still clearly despises the world, never smiling or even simply looking content. just wrath in her weird, beautiful face. all the fat on her body was used to craft the aura around her impossible ass. as she was kneeling with her feet tucked under/behind her with her back arched and mouth slightly agape, we briefly made eye contact. I perished. later I saw her take her shoes off... and I got to see her feet

her breathtaking pants have stirrups in them to keep the compression at maximum, I guess. it's preposterous.

I convened with my ex, trying to figure out if/how I could talk to the dream woman, and we decided it was a no-go. basically, to split off from my partner to go up to this woman like "hey wanna date" is too ludicrous to pull off. I will just hope to cross paths with her while bouldering and attempt to chat. the best part is that this particular ex is a looker so that can only help my social standing. MRA tactics...

INCREDIBLE amounts of gawking on my part, though, complete:

it was so bad that another random young lady a few meters away was visibly cracking up at my gawking - basically looking at me looking at dream woman, then taking a break to look at dream woman for herself, and then looking at me being retarded again, all while cracking up (she didn't do this super in-my-face, my ex reported this). the entire scenario took place twice, actually

BEN GLENTON · Post by **BEN GLENTON** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 1:45 pm

hipster holocaust · Post by **hipster holocaust** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 2:04 pm

Jesus Christ Ross, pull it together dweeb.

AskForRaffo · Post by **AskForRaffo** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 2:09 pm

guardianoftheblind wrote:

Them hips, bro.

copstache · Post by **copstache** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 5:39 pm

FVBTVS · Post by **FVBTVS** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 5:50 pm

fucking incredible page.

Zap Rowsdower · Post by **Zap Rowsdower** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 6:44 pm

I've met Giada IRL before....

Fucking horrifying. Like an animated Real Doll.

Dem titties though...

This Means War · Post by **This Means War** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 8:03 pm

BEN GLENTON wrote:[img]

Le swoon.

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 10:13 pm

hipster holocaust wrote:Jesus Christ Ross, pull it together dweeb.

guide me...

hipster holocaust · Post by **hipster holocaust** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 8:22 am

Your first move could be to start going to the gym...alone?

Zap Rowsdower · Post by **Zap Rowsdower** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 9:01 am

titts

hipster holocaust · Post by **hipster holocaust** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 9:10 am

Hey she's doing that belly thing

spacehamster · Post by **spacehamster** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 9:20 am

Zap Rowsdower wrote:titts

That is indeed what those are.

Mooretician · Post by **Mooretician** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 9:56 am

Zap Rowsdower wrote:titts

Let Us Help You · Post by **Let Us Help You** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 12:18 pm

My goodness.

Cryptoplasty · Post by **Cryptoplasty** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 2:13 pm

That's excellent and all but....

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

those boobs are just....

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

too big

Cryptoplasty · Post by **Cryptoplasty** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 2:14 pm

I'm just kidding they're fine.

hipster holocaust · Post by **hipster holocaust** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 2:55 pm

While I agree that you do have a point, shut the fuck up.

Mooretician · Post by **Mooretician** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 3:10 pm

Those might be the best tits I have ever seen in my life and anyone critical of them deserves to be shot

FVBTVS · Post by **FVBTVS** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 3:32 pm

praise god. this thread is carrying me through dark times indeed

i cherish our frellowship

hipster holocaust · Post by **hipster holocaust** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 10:38 pm

fucking pizza pillow

Chevalier Mal Fet · Post by **Chevalier Mal Fet** » Sun Mar 30, 2014 5:25 am

Spoilered for huge, lol.

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

The one with the gazongas - a bit of a butter face, but can't get her outta maaaaah mind.....

The three ladies who actually in the band are all pretty cute and talented too.

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