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I really want to see the new Tim and Eric movie
The number of walkouts during a recent Sundance showing of Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie, was almost as funny as the vulgar abominations of comedy happening on screen.
Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim, known for their bizarre comedy sketch show Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show, Great Job! on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim, expanded their gallery of grotesques and non sequiturs to a feature-length movie, which made its debut here in Park City.
The surreal (to say the least) story follows Tim and Eric after they lose $1 billion on a movie starring a Johnny Depp lookalike, then have to take over an apocalyptic shopping mall full of hobos, wolves, and losers to earn back the money. Bloodshed, sadistic bathroom humor, and heavy-duty nincompoopery follow.
At least one couple storming out of the theater actually hollered back at the screen. Heidecker and Wareheim could barely contain their glee at a post-screening Q&A. “What’d he say?” Heidecker demanded.
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The incident happened during a scene where the two guys are riding around in a cart chasing hobos out of the derelict mall, screaming “Get the f— out!”
A man stomping out of the theater at that moment shouted back, “We f—ing ARE!” About two dozen people had already fled before that, and many more took off after. About two-thirds of the audience remained by the time the credits rolled.

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When Heidecker and Wareheim took the stage for the Q&A, the audience was both playful and hostile. The guys made up nicknames for the questioners, and the questioners weren’t shy about mocking them back.
“Questions?” Heidecker said, kicking things off. “What kind of questions could you possibly have?”
“What the f—!” one audience member shouted.
Heidecker’s answer: “F— you. What else? … You, baldy?”
The folically challenged moviegoer asked about a scene where the two roly-poly gentlemen share a bath and shave each other. “Which one of you got wood first?”
“Next question,” Heidecker answered.
“What’s the moral of the story?” someone shouted.
“Friendship,” Heidecker snapped.
“Next?” Wareheim said.
“What was the actual budget of the film and how much of that budget was for drugs?” a woman asked.
The audience laughed. “It’s a low-budget film,” Wareheim shrugged. “Under a billion.”
Their favorite part? “For me, it’s seeing it in a movie theater. We’re used to TV where there’s not a [live] audience. To see it with a group of people who are enjoying it, or cringing and screaming, or covering their eyes the whole time, that’s kind of amazing for me.”
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Pisscubes wrote:
Bored013 wrote:Geoff...it was an okay movie to take a stupid girl to.

It's 2012. Enough with this self-referential, irony, whatever bullshit...

Dude's a hack, I hope he dies.
Well, the good news is that everyone dies.

Woody Allen is kinda like The Brady Bunch. Embarrassing, yet entertaining, you can :fp: :fp: :fp: through bulk of his stuff...he's such a weiner, but you have to respect, with Allen anyway, he's willing to get rich by sharing with the world what a retarded neruotic weiner he is.

That said, not every flick he's dropped has been good and probably only a handful are "great", but what can you say, there's not really anyone else doing what he does over the course of a career.

That tarrintino fag wouldn't have the guts to show off what a complete assclown in real life he is for the sake of a film.
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how many times have we done the woody allen debate by this point in time? dont answer that by the way. just post a picture of a monkey doing something funny or a babe or something. those always end the pointless fights.
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i have no idea what that is supposed to mean.
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Bored013 wrote:
Zerohero wrote:
Pisscubes wrote:
Bored013 wrote:Geoff...it was an okay movie to take a stupid girl to.

It's 2012. Enough with this self-referential, irony, whatever bullshit...

Dude's a hack, I hope he dies.
Well, the good news is that everyone dies.

Woody Allen is kinda like The Brady Bunch. Embarrassing, yet entertaining, you can :fp: :fp: :fp: through bulk of his stuff...he's such a weiner, but you have to respect, with Allen anyway, he's willing to get rich by sharing with the world what a retarded neruotic weiner he is.

That said, not every flick he's dropped has been good and probably only a handful are "great", but what can you say, there's not really anyone else doing what he does over the course of a career.

That tarrintino fag wouldn't have the guts to show off what a complete assclown in real life he is for the sake of a film.
I hope YOU fucking die. The sooner the better.
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Paranormal Activity 3 - 5/10
It was okay. Honestly, I probably liked it more because it was windy outside and the lights were flickering so the movie got some unintentional ambiance. But overall the movie was pretty slow. A couple of good moments with the oscillating fan camera, but I think I probably liked the 2nd one more.

The Woman 8/10
This movie ruled. I remember watching "The Offspring" which is kind of a precursor to this one (not as much a sequel, it just gives some context to "The Woman" as she is in that movie as well). And that movie was probably half as good as this one. All I remember taking away from that movie was they say "babbies" a lot because they are constantly trying to abduct babies...or something. This one is a lot more focused on the crazy dad and the family he's been terrorizing for awhile.

It's Jack Ketchum (Girl Next Door, The Lost etc) and Lucky McKee (May) teaming up, so it's worth a watch I'd say.
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rango - 7
50/50 - 6
rock n roll nightmare - 3
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Magick Sam wrote:enter the void- 4/10

a truly annoying film. at least irreversible made me give a shit...this was completely without substance

although

paz de la huerta might be queen ugly hottie
exact same rating I gave it, glad I'm not the only one who was disappointed in this overly long, self-indulgent turd smear,

yeah, great body, but that upper lip gives me nightmares

and when is the last time you met a Japanese man named Mario?
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man on a ledge- :|
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district 9 - 8.5/10. movie is so fucking awesome its insane.
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Exit Through the Gift Shoppe - 7?

Damien's street art film came out first.
I was entertained and laughed a few times. I'll upgrade to 8.
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featherboa wrote:I'll upgrade to 8.
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also, all this time it thought it was some kind of chick flick and only consented to watch it because some friends said they are in the background of a scene somewhere. no idea it was about grafito tags. didn't even see them. namedrop2
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American Psycho - 8
PJ 20 - 8.5
Kill Bill - 8
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nightmare 3 - 8/10. best one of the series by far
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Cat's Eye - 7.5
Desperation - 5.5
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ghost boner wrote:nightmare 3 - 8/10. best one of the series by far
Hell yeah buddy.
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50/50 - 7/10
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Haywire - 6/10
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i can only imagine how much you liked how doughy she was at the end
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cold fish - 8
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Manhatten - 8/10
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