Fuck You-- Pizza

[Introvert]

I do pizza about once a quarter (every 2 or 3 months). I love it but it is evil.

Hot wings on the other hand, that's at least 1 or 2 times a month.

It's funny that we both have the 1 or 2 times a year weakness for McD's crap. A well timed (yet always regretful) double cheeseburger or the once a year 20 piece chicken mcnuggs aren't easily 86'd for life.

[Erik13]

Geoff- Regina or Santarpio's? What's better?

[Erik13]

I say Santarpios. Plus the BBQ lamb skewers are fucking awesome!

[Pip]

I would kill for a good pizza right about now. Unfortunately, all that's here is Pizza Hut.

[Mr. Budd]

Reading you non-Chicagoans post about pizza is like watching 13 year-olds learning to smoke but without all the sexy.


CAN'T THEY JUST CRAM SOME THINS TOGETHER AND MAKE IT DEEP? I'D LIKE SKITTLES AN RANCH DRESSING ON MINE. CAN YOU FLATTEN IT UP REAL GOOD SO IT FOLDS IN HALF?


FIRED!!!!

[Necrometer]

Chicago pizza fucking sucks...

Where is Riley?

[Silly Billy]

Fuck yeah man. Lust night Fucking pizza...

Enjoy.

[Necrometer]

I did enjoy the pizza out your way for sure. But it's a different beast.

Don't play along with the age-old farce... Those fuckers have been self-promoting their overrated crap for years, creating a world of deception where outsiders are peer-pressured into keeping mum about the cheese-bucket comedy pie. No more! Dethrone this sham celebrity pizza!

[Perch]

CAN'T THEY JUST CRAM SOME THINS TOGETHER AND MAKE IT DEEP? I'D LIKE SKITTLES AN RANCH DRESSING ON MINE. CAN YOU FLATTEN IT UP REAL GOOD SO IT FOLDS IN HALF?

There are things in the world better than this statement...but only a few.

[Fisk]

Geoff- Regina or Santarpio's? What's better?

Regina's used to be better. But they've been surviving on their reputation for a while now. Santarpio's is almost greek pizza (which I hate) but it's still good.

I actually don't think I have an answer.

Stella's Pizza in Watertown is better than both of them. No shit.

[Natas]

last night my wife got a "Sam's Choice" pizza with veggies on it at the grocery store. i was shocked how good it was with just basil & garlic sprinkled on it

[Mr. Budd]

last night my wife got a "Sam's Choice" pizza with veggies on it at the grocery store. i was shocked how good it was with just basil & garlic sprinkled on it

You're right. That's a good pizza. I also like eating cardboard and drinking hot dog soup which is made by taking the water from boiling hot dogs and adding a spoon. Would you care for a dried-toothpaste mint?


WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE???!?!?1

[Mr. Budd]

I did enjoy the pizza out your way for sure. But it's a different beast.

Don't play along with the age-old farce... Those fuckers have been self-promoting their overrated crap for years, creating a world of deception where outsiders are peer-pressured into keeping mum about the cheese-bucket comedy pie. No more! Dethrone this sham celebrity pizza!

You're from Ohio right? You probably boil poptarts.

[Necrometer]

I can't wait for the Mr. Budd mint-recommendations thread... Let me guess! It'll include mints that you can only obtain fresh in Chicago. SURE they're so good (read: hyped) that you can mail-order them frozen to your home, but if you don't like the frozen version that's because you didn't eat it in Chicago.

[Necrometer]

I did enjoy the pizza out your way for sure. But it's a different beast.

Don't play along with the age-old farce... Those fuckers have been self-promoting their overrated crap for years, creating a world of deception where outsiders are peer-pressured into keeping mum about the cheese-bucket comedy pie. No more! Dethrone this sham celebrity pizza!

You're from Ohio right? You probably boil poptarts.

Psh. We do have steamers here...

[Natas]

last night my wife got a "Sam's Choice" pizza with veggies on it at the grocery store. i was shocked how good it was with just basil & garlic sprinkled on it

You're right. That's a good pizza. I also like eating cardboard and drinking hot dog soup which is made by taking the water from boiling hot dogs and adding a spoon. Would you care for a dried-toothpaste mint?


WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE???!?!?1

home made crust & sauce and home grown garden vegetables arent exactly an every day priority when you're feeding 6-8 mouths per day. but then you wouldn't know about that

[Gay for Cock]

Jesus Christ, man, your killing your kids with cancer pie. Fuckin' Jim Jones mother fucker.

[Mr. Budd]

I can't wait for the Mr. Budd mint-recommendations thread... Let me guess! It'll include mints that you can only obtain fresh in Chicago. SURE they're so good (read: hyped) that you can mail-order them frozen to your home, but if you don't like the frozen version that's because you didn't eat it in Chicago.

Don't get bitter. Fancy dining in Ohio is using a paper-plate instead of napkin to carry your boiled poptarts to eat in front of the TV while your mom scrapes resin out of her bowl in the toilet.

You're fired from pizza.

[Mr. Budd]

last night my wife got a "Sam's Choice" pizza with veggies on it at the grocery store. i was shocked how good it was with just basil & garlic sprinkled on it

You're right. That's a good pizza. I also like eating cardboard and drinking hot dog soup which is made by taking the water from boiling hot dogs and adding a spoon. Would you care for a dried-toothpaste mint?


WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE???!?!?1

home made crust & sauce and home grown garden vegetables arent exactly an every day priority when you're feeding 6-8 mouths per day. but then you wouldn't know about that

OK - you win, I'm depressed. I'd rather feed her gruel than a microwave pizza FANCIED UP in the toaster oven.

[Phritz]

Jesus Christ, man, your killing your kids with cancer pie. Fuckin' Jim Jones mother fucker.

now that's silly talk, italians have less cancer because they eat so much pizza.

[Gay for Cock]

Jesus Christ, man, your killing your kids with cancer pie. Fuckin' Jim Jones mother fucker.

now that's silly talk, italians have less cancer because they eat so much pizza.

Yeah, not packed with chemicals and preservatives. And then they also don't load it with cheese. Back off Euro-man.

[Gay for Cock]

OK - you win, I'm depressed. I'd rather feed her gruel than a microwave pizza FANCIED UP in the toaster oven.

"Kids, let my life be a lesson to you all. Don't literally fuck yourself out of your pay grade or it will be value meals and frozen pizza for the rest of your life."

[Mr. Budd]

"Yo dawgs, Mr. Budd be whack - let's go get a slices. Chicago got burnt up by a cow and shit."

[Natas]

i just emailed Buck Sanders a link to this thread.

[Mr. Budd]

i just emailed Buck Sanders a link to this thread.

I finally met him - he's cool - but really weird - kinda like if Mr. Noodle was really buff and never drank.