how old are you? if you're over 22 (23 at a stretch) don't waste your time fake-flirting.
if you're like 19 though i'll kill your girlfriend and rape your family to make you mine....
Re: How shall we get ameiala in the relapse van?
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:25 am
by rape bear
Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:how old are you? if you're over 22 (23 at a stretch) don't waste your time fake-flirting.
if you're like 19 though i'll kill your girlfriend and rape your family to make you mine....
24
Why just the young ones?
Re: How shall we get ameiala in the relapse van?
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:29 am
by Pyrite Medal of Ignorance
i like them less wrinkly, less hairy, more excited, more energetic, and prettier than i am?!?
24 is fine, i'd store you in my meat locker for sure.
Re: How shall we get ameiala in the relapse van?
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:31 am
by rape bear
Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:i like them less wrinkly, less hairy, more excited, more energetic, and prettier than i am?!?
24 is fine, i'd store you in my meat locker for sure.
I think i fall under all those criteria.
Re: How shall we get ameiala in the relapse van?
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:34 am
by Pyrite Medal of Ignorance
well just what the fuck are you trying to pull? you live in butt-town, america and i'm in portland. if you're just wanting some funky ass pictures (can't imagine why, i post them randomly when i feel like it) you better get your no-man having ass to send me pics of you in a dress or something because i am NOT ABOUT to fuck with your girlfriend and her trust in you!
Re: How shall we get ameiala in the relapse van?
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:38 am
by rape bear
Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:well just what the fuck are you trying to pull? you live in butt-town, america and i'm in portland. if you're just wanting some funky ass pictures (can't imagine why, i post them randomly when i feel like it) you better get your no-man having ass to send me pics of you in a dress or something because i am NOT ABOUT to fuck with your girlfriend and her trust in you!
You're not going to be fucking with anyone's trust. I'm just funnin' with you. You're all right. And plus, I never have anyone to talk to this late.
Re: How shall we get ameiala in the relapse van?
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:39 am
by Pyrite Medal of Ignorance
oh, well then. we could always take this to naked skype...
Re: How shall we get ameiala in the relapse van?
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:42 am
by rape bear
Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:oh, well then. we could always take this to naked skype...
I don't know how that shit works.
Re: How shall we get ameiala in the relapse van?
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:45 am
by Pyrite Medal of Ignorance
me either, actually. whew...LUCKY FOR YOU.
Re: How shall we get ameiala in the relapse van?
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:48 am
by rape bear
Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:me either, actually. whew...LUCKY FOR YOU.
Am I having some kind of bizarre text to youtube conversation right now?
Re: How shall we get ameiala in the relapse van?
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:14 am
by Pyrite Medal of Ignorance
Re: How shall we get ameiala in the relapse van?
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:17 am
by rape bear
WHO'S THE ONE FAKE FLIRTING NOW!?
Re: How shall we get ameiala in the relapse van?
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:19 am
by Pyrite Medal of Ignorance
rape bear wrote:WHO'S THE ONE FAKE FLIRTING NOW!?
Re: How shall we get ameiala in the relapse van?
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:22 am
by rape bear
Well I love you too sweet cheeks. I'm hitting the sack now, but we will resume this later.
Re: How shall we get ameiala in the relapse van?
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:24 am
by Pyrite Medal of Ignorance
whatever, our love is over. i knew you'd leave eventually...
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
:tounge:
Re: How shall we get ameiala in the relapse van?
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:35 am
by Wang Mandu
Can we just run her over instead?
Re: How shall we get ameiala in the relapse van?
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:37 am
by Pyrite Medal of Ignorance
big talk from little korea over here! didn't you go there to teach since you couldn't DO here?
ha.
Re: How shall we get ameiala in the relapse van?
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:39 am
by Wang Mandu
Haha, never heard that one before. Little secret, I only came here because I heard Asian broads are super submissive, love white dudes and have tiny vaginas.
How's waiting tables?
Re: How shall we get ameiala in the relapse van?
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:47 am
by Pyrite Medal of Ignorance
pretty ok, i'm not in it for the guys with big dicks or wallets! i work hard for short bursts, live well, love life harder, and have lots of free time to work on my hobbies!
so....how's the music scene over there? fulfilling? oh wait, tiny vaginas, sorry. my bad! good for you!
