What is the meanest thing someone trying to have sex with...

[ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR]

Someone needs to take that webcam away from you. You've made like 20 of those videos tonight alone.

they are the most entertaining thing this board has produced this week.

[monsterod]

Someone needs to take that webcam away from you. You've made like 20 of those videos tonight alone.

Dude, are you out of your fucking mind?? Nothing but good can come of this.

[riley-o]

way to go hammy, you've impressed a grand total of:

daryl

way to go.

[monsterod]

[Friendly Goatus]

Someone needs to take that webcam away from you. You've made like 20 of those videos tonight alone.

they are the most entertaining thing this board has produced this week.

You only say that because you're attracted to loose womyn wearing bandannas.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

RILEY...

[Friendly Goatus]

See? That's not even funny.

[monsterod]

Make me a sexy video ya cunt. You clearly have time.

[monsterod]

See? That's not even funny.

patience....

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

See? That's not even funny.

well, no. nothing is funny when you already hate someone! imagine if i were joe the plumber man or whatever...

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

joe, you suck at wooing me. follow rape bear's lead, man. he's all sensitive and i bet has a hot gf. pretend you are satisfied and have a hot lady and maybe i'll commit to making videos for you...

[monsterod]

joe, you suck at wooing me. follow rape bear's lead, man. he's all sensitive and i bet has a hot gf. pretend you are satisfied and have a hot lady and maybe i'll commit to making videos for you...

I have a semi-sweaty. She's more cute than hot. I dunno. We'll see how it goes, but I'm kinda diggin it.

Good enough?

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

OH YEAH ME SO HORNY NOW UNF

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

if i were a dude i'd probably fuck my couch right now...but i'd rather suffer here...plus i have bludcrotch...


im tired. last vid of the night. extent of my talents.

[Scarlet Bro Hansen]

http://lovhurts.ytmnd.com/

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

hahahha! that is badass. even though i can't do king diamond vox anymore because of all of the things i've smoked, i do have to say that i still love my voice. you should hear it get brutal.


IT WILL FUCK YOU TIL YOU HURT.

[ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR]

Someone needs to take that webcam away from you. You've made like 20 of those videos tonight alone.

they are the most entertaining thing this board has produced this week.

You only say that because you're attracted to loose womyn wearing bandannas.

all womyn are loose.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

i may have a floppy vag but it was like that before i CHOSE to let a man enter me....

[ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR]

A Kegel exerciser:

[Bored, Esq.]

eagerly anticipating "-depressive".

No shit.

[death by snoo snoo]

"is it in yet?"

[chris narcosis]

less than 10. tell me i'm not adorable when i'm drunk. I THINK I AM. where's x narcosis? that faggot understands self-love late at night...

I AM HERE MY DARLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tony Twist]

It wasn't something she said with her mouth. Last time I got laid I was doing this chick from behind and she fucking farted on me.

[la caca eres tu]

I can't think of anything that's been said to me but once a chick was going down on me and I put my glasses on and she was all "are you serious?" we both laughed then she got back to work. I didn't take off my glasses, fuck her I don't want no blurry blowjob. I fucked her sans glasses after, but only because the sweat gets annoying. I've upgraded to contacts ever since.

Wait, once I went out with some coworkers and the next day one of the girls was like "That Demis... he's a big boy..." I had grinded with her too ... that nigga was half Greek half Black though, unfair. He was also fucking gay, like, I fuck dudes gay.

[caldwell.the.great]

i don't think i've had an experience like this.