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Re: I need an excuse to get out of a court appearance next week.
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:53 am
by Toxicarius
Kill the judge.
Re: I need an excuse to get out of a court appearance next week.
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:54 am
by chris narcosis
soiled depends wrote:My attorney and I have shared several tumblers of fine single malts together. He knows that my teeth are fine. Chris, check out my facebook pics, you'll see for yourself...
BUT HES BLIND AND YOU TELL LIES!!!!!!!!
WHAT ARE YOUR BAND BUDDIES UPTO DUDE ANYTHING BRUTAL TODAY?!?!
Re: I need an excuse to get out of a court appearance next week.
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:56 am
by soiled depends
chris narcosis wrote:WHAT ARE YOUR BAND BUDDIES UPTO DUDE ANYTHING BRUTAL TODAY?!?!
Yes.
Re: I need an excuse to get out of a court appearance next week.
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:58 am
by chris narcosis
soiled depends wrote:chris narcosis wrote:WHAT ARE YOUR BAND BUDDIES UPTO DUDE ANYTHING BRUTAL TODAY?!?!
Yes.
FUCK I KNEW IT!!!!!!! DRINKIN SOME FUCKIN BREWS WATCHING SOME PORN OR HORROR MOVIES
NEXT
PHOTOSHOOT MAKE SURE YOU WEAR A JASON SHIRT FUCK THAT WOULD TOTALLY RULE SHIT DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: I need an excuse to get out of a court appearance next week.
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:33 am
by soiled depends
Rest of the band is putting serious distance between them an I...as a soon to be convicted outlaw openly discussing skipping court, I get the impression that they are on edge...
Re: I need an excuse to get out of a court appearance next week.
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:34 am
by chris narcosis
soiled depends wrote:Rest of the band is putting serious distance between them an I...as a soon to be convicted outlaw openly discussing skipping court, I get the impression that they are on edge...
FUCK BRO THEY AINT GOT YOUR BACK FUCK THOSE GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: I need an excuse to get out of a court appearance next week.
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:37 am
by Dr Yail Bloor
say you are doing volunteer work for (insert local charity here) and dont want to let them down.
Re: I need an excuse to get out of a court appearance next week.
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 10:11 am
by Wehttam
Dr Yail Bloor wrote:say you are doing volunteer work for (insert local charity here) and dont want to let them down.
and supply the booze...oh wait.
Re: I need an excuse to get out of a court appearance next week.
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 10:20 am
by BUNGVOX
fake your own kidnapping.
Re: I need an excuse to get out of a court appearance next week.
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 10:23 am
by ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR
Toxicarius wrote:Kill the judge.
correct answer.
Re: I need an excuse to get out of a court appearance next week.
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 10:24 am
by soiled depends
"Hello, Mr. Cook? This is the kidnapper...We have Mike and will fuck him in the ass once an hour every hour until our demands are met...we'll also lick his nuts...as you can clearly see, we are in control of this situation and as such, you will need to make tomorrow's appearance on his behalf..."