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Turd Murder wrote:I would like to live in a universe with no hatred, war, or famine; also, no jews.

You don't have to add 'no Jews' as an afterthought. Since they're responsible for all the hatred, war and famine in our universe, obviously a Jew-less one would be Utopia in comparison.

Friendly Goatus wrote:SO THEN THERE ARE MULTIPLE GODS

g:1:26:Then God said, "Let us make man in our image, in our likeness, and let them rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air, over the livestock, over all the earth, and over all the creatures that move along the ground."

g:3:22:And the Lord God said, Now the man has become like one of us, having knowledge of good and evil; and now if he puts out his hand and takes of the fruit of the tree of life, he will go on living for ever.

^ ^ ^ THIS is why it is important to have a fucking clue about how language works.... christ

Necrometer wrote:^ ^ ^ THIS is why it is important to have a fucking clue about how language works.... christ

evolution of language is a scam.

Didn't stop the citation of scripture (that was translated incorrectly) to justify executing random people in Salem, MA.

Even if all documents were 100% factual, human interpretation will ruin it. Doesn't matter if the original language is kept the same, because human languages are not logical nor explicit nor fully defined with respect to basically everything possibly objective (aside from weirdo exceptions) they are twisted by to the contexts of the interpreters. I got enough trouble for saying that the fact that the Constitution can be re-interpreted is a bad idea because that's exactly how the Bible and K'uran have been abused so much over hundreds of years (the Torah has a different story but other texts are applicable instead probably) and why even after only a couple hundred the US Constitution is fucking crazy.

I'm not claiming to be a scientist and I didn't necessarily read anything in this thread, but how are we sure that this is not a trillion year bounce back cycle that actually eminates from our solar system? Why not? Maybe it's the boomerang jet ship whipping back into action to sling back to good ole Sunny and his 9 (8) other miscreants. New religion, you saw it here first.

I just sent you $200,000 and most of my pubic hair overnight. I hope this buys the favor of the gods.

ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:

Necrometer wrote:^ ^ ^ THIS is why it is important to have a fucking clue about how language works.... christ

evolution of language is a scam.

I think every American should have to live up to a certain educational standard in order to live there. If I were in charge, useless people like you with fucking bullshit excuses for mediocrity like the one you just posted would be deported back to whatever shithole backwoods country you came from immediatly.

Gookstorm wrote:Didn't stop the citation of scripture (that was translated incorrectly) to justify executing random people in Salem, MA.

Even if all documents were 100% factual, human interpretation will ruin it. Doesn't matter if the original language is kept the same, because human languages are not logical nor explicit nor fully defined with respect to basically everything possibly objective (aside from weirdo exceptions) they are twisted by to the contexts of the interpreters. I got enough trouble for saying that the fact that the Constitution can be re-interpreted is a bad idea because that's exactly how the Bible and K'uran have been abused so much over hundreds of years (the Torah has a different story but other texts are applicable instead probably) and why even after only a couple hundred the US Constitution is fucking crazy.

You can get a pretty good idea if you use some fricken context.

So the universe is one giant toilet flushed by a REALLY SLOW malevolent entity who may or may not be straddling the bowl? I feel so much better.

Friendly Goatus wrote:I just sent you $200,000 and most of my pubic hair overnight. I hope this buys the favor of the gods.

It does. You just bought yourself a first class ticket on the intergalactic jet ship. It lands in Modesto, just like that kids movie.

I sorta figure there is an actual universe for every logically-possible universe. It's pretty intuitive. I don't see how it could be any other way.

"Hell is only a word....the reality is much, much worse."

Green Chamber wrote:

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beaten to the "punch."

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pooptastik wrote:

awakening of the...

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rebel

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what if

chrusti(ns)anity wrote:beaten to the "punch."

Hah! Figured nobody would get it.