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Re: Please Don't Suicide in Work Zones...
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 5:53 am
by zzzzzzzz
The person might have been having a stroke, diabetes problem, seizure, heart attack, etc
It would be awesome if they were looking at some porn on their cell phone a wee bit too long
Re: Please Don't Suicide in Work Zones...
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 11:54 am
by The Torsion
zzzzzzzz wrote:The person might have been having a stroke, diabetes problem, seizure, heart attack, etc
It would be awesome if they were looking at some porn on their cell phone a wee bit too long
He drove around barricades and equipment.
Re: Please Don't Suicide in Work Zones...
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:30 pm
by VueeeuVueeeeuV
No doubt swimming out to relive the poor fellow of his wallet before the police arrived.
Re: Please Don't Suicide in Work Zones...
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:10 pm
by neckbeard
hahaaha
also please don't crash your car on my route home from work
Re: Please Don't Suicide in Work Zones...
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 4:23 pm
by The Torsion
Re: Please Don't Suicide in Work Zones...
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 4:26 pm
by the awesome Assassin
"Police said Cox, who was driving a gray Volvo S40,"
I guess the Submarine 40 isn't all that safe...
Re: Please Don't Suicide in Work Zones...
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 4:28 pm
by the awesome Assassin
A Volvo is a family car 100% of the time... I can't believe you just watched it all happen...
Re: Please Don't Suicide in Work Zones...
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:54 pm
by Hotchka!
Bored, Esq. wrote:Hotchka! wrote:The Torsion wrote:
...because an idealistic hot-headed shaver like myself will make a half-hearted attempt to swim out and save you, even though the water is still cold, over fifty feet deep, and you were driving 80 miles per hour. And then we have to stand around in wet clothes and answer the same stupid questions over and over while feeling like pussies for not saving the day.
you just wanted to get out of actually working
God, you are socially retarded...
well i suppose congratulations then. I'll stop coming here. i was invited and i refused to come but they insisted so i did. i know a lot of people here hate me so im sure theyll be very grateful to you.
Re: Please Don't Suicide in Work Zones...
Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:39 am
by Hypnagogia
Hotchka! wrote:Bored, Esq. wrote:Hotchka! wrote:The Torsion wrote:
...because an idealistic hot-headed shaver like myself will make a half-hearted attempt to swim out and save you, even though the water is still cold, over fifty feet deep, and you were driving 80 miles per hour. And then we have to stand around in wet clothes and answer the same stupid questions over and over while feeling like pussies for not saving the day.
you just wanted to get out of actually working
God, you are socially retarded...
well i suppose congratulations then. I'll stop coming here. i was invited and i refused to come but they insisted so i did. i know a lot of people here hate me so im sure theyll be very grateful to you.
hahahahaha WUT