Re: Should we make a Reeeelapse TV commercial?
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:46 am
hahahahTheDOAD wrote:Sorry for stepping in. You guys seem to have a good grasp on things here.
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Move along Paulo's boss. Nothing to see here.
http://www.reeelapse.com/
Should we make a Reeeelapse TV commercial?
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Re: Should we make a Reeeelapse TV commercial?
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:50 am
I still haven't seen the URL scrawled on a bar bathroom (BIG HAIRY PUSSY) wall or mirror, but if I do I will give a nod or a wink and go back to drinking rotgut, knowing that I'm passing through brother territory. I've always lived in the outer reaches, though. One has to consider demographics/possible exposure. Maybe if I horizontally toured PA again or NY or Rochester or...LA I would see such things. The URL plastered in (sports) bars here would only bring undesirables. I still haven't found a good dive in Raleigh. AND I'VE BEEN LOOKING.
Re: Should we make a Reeeelapse TV commercial?
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:59 am
1. Spend $1300
2. Get 54 airings, viewed by 1.3 million people, and ~1000 clicks to the URL.
3. ???
4. Profit???
2. Get 54 airings, viewed by 1.3 million people, and ~1000 clicks to the URL.
3. ???
4. Profit???
Re: Should we make a Reeeelapse TV commercial?
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:04 am
maybe we should try VIRAL MARKETING instead eh
Re: Should we make a Reeeelapse TV commercial?
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:13 am
I wonder if Dimfucc promises her a mansion once his next social security check comes in the mail?monsterod wrote:For your consideration,
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Re: Should we make a Reeeelapse TV commercial?
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:17 am
regressionissues wrote:If it is agreed upon that the commercial is GLEN BENTON yelling ambulance chasing lawyer style about shredding and porn in front of a blue screen displaying stock footage of fawning young girls in line for Twilight events I will participate in the making of.
Re: Should we make a Reeeelapse TV commercial?
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:26 am
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* ARE YOU BORED??? OF NOTHIN TO DO??
* WHAT EVER HAPPEN TO LATE NITE ENTERTAINED,MENT???
* WHOS WRAERIN A THONG RITE NOW
* if i was like thist micheal jackson gui now i'd have a giant palace with weird giant frogs and those tiny climbing ones like 289829892982892 in giant palace rooms climbing all dai know and throw young children into crocodile pit all dai long in name ov old king Ball know!?!
GO TO WWW.REEELAPSE.COM TO GET YOUR FREE CONSULTATION TONIGHT
* ARE YOU BORED??? OF NOTHIN TO DO??
* WHAT EVER HAPPEN TO LATE NITE ENTERTAINED,MENT???
* WHOS WRAERIN A THONG RITE NOW
* if i was like thist micheal jackson gui now i'd have a giant palace with weird giant frogs and those tiny climbing ones like 289829892982892 in giant palace rooms climbing all dai know and throw young children into crocodile pit all dai long in name ov old king Ball know!?!
GO TO WWW.REEELAPSE.COM TO GET YOUR FREE CONSULTATION TONIGHT
Re: Should we make a Reeeelapse TV commercial?
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 1:03 pm
End the commercial with a 3 second still of that picture where Robert's mouth is bleeding.
Re: Should we make a Reeeelapse TV commercial?
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:30 pm
you could try giving out coupons. its worth a shot
Re: Should we make a Reeeelapse TV commercial?
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:22 pm
Are you a paralegal or something? What really needs to happen legally? Consent forms?TheDOAD wrote:If you guys actually make this happen. I could Probably provide the legal documents needed to get it to air.
Re: Should we make a Reeeelapse TV commercial?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:30 am
I'm in for the small $20 package. I think the Battle Tweeter idea is genius, or have it just flash all the failed icons really fast. Maybe have footage of children playing in a park and then flash a bigdog at the end.
Re: Should we make a Reeeelapse TV commercial?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:23 pm
That doesn't sound all that boring to me at all. I knew the "image and likeness" thing, but I didn't realize someone's house was part of the deal too.TheDOAD wrote:monsterod wrote:Are you a paralegal or something? What really needs to happen legally? Consent forms?TheDOAD wrote:If you guys actually make this happen. I could Probably provide the legal documents needed to get it to air.
A big part of my Job is Releases. Any Image, Sound or anything else you can imagine in a commercial needs to be released. Fonts, Locations. etc... Its not a joke. it comes down tot he fact that If say you put a picture of me Up in the commercial, out front of my own house, You would need signed written consent of both Me and my Landlord who owns the property in case either of us saw it there on tv and sued you into oblivion, which we could. Or say someone elses house is in the picture and you dont blur their Address number. BAM. Perhaps you wanted to use a font that you dont legally own or isnt free domain.
Every episode of every TV show shot in a public place has Binder upon binder of Legal releases that go in a vault never to be seen unless a lawsuit happens. But you need to have it locked down, especially on a major network.
I know I'm being a bit off the deep end here, but trust me. Better safe than sorry.
And yes my job can be miserable when i database footage shot in a public place. Really, you have no idea. And yes, We try to track those strangers down for consent after the fact. Even the old "wel it was a public gathering of the juggalos public place" does not hold up most of the time.