5 Signs You are a Healthy Guy.

[Black Jacques]

I've been taking THE ROPES, so I ejaculate a lot more than a teaspoon.

I just lasso'd my livingroom lamp last night.

[Necrometer]

I've been taking THE ROPES, so I ejaculate a lot more than a teaspoon.

I just lasso'd my livingroom lamp last night.

Don't toy with me, guys, if you have semen-based pro-tips I'd love to hear them. In case I have to shoot some reality porno or something.

[Black Jacques]

I've never taken The Ropes... I just remember seeing commercials or ads in magazines that made me laugh really hard.

[Necrometer]

Yeah, I think that is the MS stance also. The commercials are basically factual though: chicks will simply NOT tolerate a guy who ejaculates less than average amounts.

[Black Jacques]

I would've thought the opposite... if the roles were reversed I wouldn't want some dude painting the walls of my room, and the less sea men I have to carry off to the bathroom when all's said and done the better.

[Necrometer]

Oh lord in heaven, what have I done to deserve this brutal Noah-esque response? (I was sarcasming)

[Black Jacques]

I just read what you wrote in a woman's voice and it was pretty convincing.

[Teebore]

Yeah Ross they like a healthy load up to a certain point, but I've never met one that liked being fucking drowned. Where do you find these chicks at anyways? Having much luck with these cumbathers on the west coast yet?

[chrusti(ns)anity]

apparently I'm quite healthy

[Double Anal]

i dated a girl, after we broke up she told me how her new bf jizzles like 3 drops of sad jizz and she gets really angry. i think she broke up with him cause of it.

[VueeeuVueeeeuV]

I fufill all of thoes traits, but I have gotten fat and thus hideous to the eye of any female person who seees me. OH GOODNESS.

[hana maru]

3. You ejaculate a tablespoon of semen
A healthy, middle-age man should ejaculate anywhere from 2 to 5 milliliters of semen.

1 tablespoon = 15 ml

3 teaspoons ≈ 1 tablespoon

[riley-o]

Everyone knows how much women love to take monster facials.

[Brian P.]

So, does this mean I can stop swallowing at only a 1/3rd of a tablespoon?

Only if you're off your protein diet.

Welp...

You better watch that tone or the only thing you'll be swallowing is my foot up your ass.

[Mari_Mar]

So, does this mean I can stop swallowing at only a 1/3rd of a tablespoon?

Only if you're off your protein diet.

Welp...

You better watch that tone or the only thing you'll be swallowing is my foot up your ass.

Yes Sir...

[Brian P.]

ugh... behave yourselves.

You can play too, you sexy thing you.

[Mari_Mar]

ugh... behave yourselves.

You can play too, you sexy thing you.

meh... what the hell...

[neckbeard]

I'm with hana i think they meant teaspoon, right guys?

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

right?

[Necrometer]

I'm with hana i think they meant teaspoon, right guys?

I thought this was obvious since I pointed out the discrepancy...

[neckbeard]

I was making a my load is small joke?

It's really teaspoon? Weak

[Brian P.]

ugh... behave yourselves.

You can play too, you sexy thing you.

meh... what the hell...

Good girl, I hope he doesn't get the wrong impression.