he's an overlooked poster. not a bad bone in his body. that's why he's under appreciated...I'd buy him a beer...Bored, Esq. wrote:Who the hell is Alfonso?
Our friend Mary
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soiled depends
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Re: Our friend Mary
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
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Board Parrot
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Re: Our friend Mary
who the hell is alfonso aaaaaaaaaaak
who the hell is alfonso aaak aak aaaaaak
hello hello
who the hell is alfonso aaak aak aaaaaak
hello hello
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Bored, Esq.
Re: Our friend Mary
LOL!Board Parrot wrote:who the hell is alfonso aaaaaaaaaaak
who the hell is alfonso aaak aak aaaaaak
hello hello
But I don't know...I need to update my RBB spreadsheet.
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From Blintzes to Crepes
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Re: Our friend Mary
Friendly Goatus wrote:I want to shout obscenities into her vagina and then whisper apologies into her butthole
monsterod wrote:I'm gonna skin my dick to this when I'm sober enough to cum.
Gunther wrote:shut up redneck
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Zerohero
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Re: Our friend Mary
no one's maerring maery, this is all a clever ruse
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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eddie munster
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Re: Our friend Mary
i can imagine the big ass wedding cake
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
but i cant imagine what kind of sick perv would marry that beast
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DanBehavingBadly
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Re: Our friend Mary
Dann O))) wrote:I would normally be down for helping, but I've acquired about 5000 dollars bux in medical bills since February.
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOWSend me money
I'm in the same No Dollarbux club as Dann (where's my goddamn socialized medicine I keep hearing Teabaggers ranting about?!), so I can not be of financial assistance at this time.
And it took 20 posts for someone to mention her weight. 20! You guys are getting soft!
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soiled depends
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Re: Our friend Mary
You can really tell a lot about a person who stiffs another person in a lousy fucking secret santa. But feel free to keep on pretending like it never happened.
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
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Zerohero
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Re: Our friend Mary
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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milkmandan
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the awesome Assassin
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Re: Our friend Mary
43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W wrote: Do you remember when i posted about my aunt dying?
What a loser your aunt was...
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VueeeuVueeeeuV
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Zerohero
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Re: Our friend Mary
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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BUNGVOX
Re: Our friend Mary
your aunt gives you head because she feels sorry for you.the awesome Assassin wrote:43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W wrote: Do you remember when i posted about my aunt dying?
What a loser your aunt was...
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eddie munster
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Re: Our friend Mary
is she at the level of death metal whale? or is she more fat ?
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Bored, Esq.
Re: Our friend Mary
PM me your phone number so I can give you a new psychological disorder, you piece of shit...eddie munster wrote:is she at the level of death metal whale? or is she more fat ?
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takeasneededforpain
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Re: Our friend Mary
FUCK! I'm totally using that turn of phrase.Bored, Esq. wrote:PM me your phone number so I can give you a new psychological disorder, you piece of shit...eddie munster wrote:is she at the level of death metal whale? or is she more fat ?
Eat shit and live...
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Teufel
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Re: Our friend Mary
Sucks about her car, that's pretty fucked up. A few years back someone rolled my gf's car, lifted it up and rolled it on the hood in the middle of the night. It was a pretty surreal sight, woke up in the morning thinking there was an earthquake or something, but, no, just some dickheads decided it would be funny to push a car over. Dicks.
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Junie Browning wrote:Do you know who I am? I will kill you and rape your family!
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Friendly Goatus
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Re: Our friend Mary
That sucks. 
I'd happily throw a some dollarsbucks down if I wasn't so god damn broke.
I'd happily throw a some dollarsbucks down if I wasn't so god damn broke.
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HeyWard
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Re: Our friend Mary
Are Eddie Munster and e_hd the same person? Which one likes relaxing in the pool?
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43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W
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Re: Our friend Mary
I'd pitch in 100 WeddingDollarBucks if she gives that ass up for me.
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Vanessa America
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Re: Our friend Mary
.... who is Mary?
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
http://domestigrind.bandcamp.com/Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:fuck you, you ginger whore.
http://www.facebook.com/catbombnyc
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Vanessa America
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Re: Our friend Mary
Mary =Maery????
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
http://domestigrind.bandcamp.com/Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:fuck you, you ginger whore.
http://www.facebook.com/catbombnyc
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Pooeyegg
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Re: Our friend Mary
Sucky story, whoever she is.