spacehamster wrote:Well, this thread turned out to be precisely the avalanche of insightful commentary I expected it to be.
Did you expect this thread to be anymore than everyone saying the kid's a nerd for being a narc and how we all wish our teachers had been that hot and doing us?
No, of course not. You know I've got this thing about repeating the same opinions over and over, and since everyone else was already doing it... yeah.
In my school there was a few rumors of one or two guys on the football team banging one of the teachers. Apparently this is where jocks know their shit. You never seen any fucking quarterbacks on the news for fucking their teachers, all you see are the dorky wimps. These geeks get so thrilled that they got laid that they have to go and tell everyone about it and ruin any chance of ever fucking that teacher again for themselves. Back to the Lubriderm and Tube8, eh Poindexters?
spacehamster wrote:Well, this thread turned out to be precisely the avalanche of insightful commentary I expected it to be.
Did you expect this thread to be anymore than everyone saying the kid's a nerd for being a narc and how we all wish our teachers had been that hot and doing us?
No, of course not. You know I've got this thing about repeating the same opinions over and over, and since everyone else was already doing it... yeah.
I think complaining about the repetition of opinions also falls under the category of repetition. Along with me pointing this out.
Hot for Teacher was once an anthem and the basis for tons of movies (both soft and hardcore) and mens fantasies. Now it's a fucking victimizing crime due to some dork flapping his gums and some horny chick that was giving some kids knob the ride of its lifetime is paying for it with national embarassment and prison time.
mastoman wrote:if only i was as lucky in school as these pussy fucking teenagers you see on the news all the time, what the fuck? they deserve nothing but endless ridicule and physical abuse. i at least hope that for every one of these xasthur fans, there are 5 lucky bastards that are plowing through their teachers' juicy cunts and keeping their mouths shut about it.
The ONLY thing that possibly makes sense in these situations is that they opened their big fucking mouths because the they were pissed off when the pussy parade ended.
Hell-haine wrote:What a fucking asshole.
What a fucked up country. 5 years for banging a 17 year old guy. Pffff I'm going back to Europe.
5 years for each count !! Fucking ridiculous.
Likely, the teacher broke things off for whatever reason, went on about her life, and nerd-boy here fell in love with her. When she wouldn't have anything to do with him, he burned her. What a fucking douche bucket.
"Did your parents put and Atari 2600 in a gold box and wrap it with Genesis paper to fuck with you?" - Pieclun
"theres a new Camo stronger than black ice, its better tasting than all the rest. its 12.5% and tastes sorta like cream soda mixed with piss. i like it!" - ghost boner
mastoman wrote:if only i was as lucky in school as these pussy fucking teenagers you see on the news all the time, what the fuck? they deserve nothing but endless ridicule and physical abuse. i at least hope that for every one of these xasthur fans, there are 5 lucky bastards that are plowing through their teachers' juicy cunts and keeping their mouths shut about it.
The ONLY thing that possibly makes sense in these situations is that they opened their big fucking mouths because the they were pissed off when the pussy parade ended.
Most assuredly... The crazy ass teacher must have come to a hard realization about her actions and poindexter couldn't just deal wid his "heartbreak" silently.
mastoman wrote:if only i was as lucky in school as these pussy fucking teenagers you see on the news all the time, what the fuck? they deserve nothing but endless ridicule and physical abuse. i at least hope that for every one of these xasthur fans, there are 5 lucky bastards that are plowing through their teachers' juicy cunts and keeping their mouths shut about it.
The ONLY thing that possibly makes sense in these situations is that they opened their big fucking mouths because the they were pissed off when the pussy parade ended.
Most assuredly... The crazy ass teacher must have come to a hard realization about her actions and poindexter couldn't just deal wid his "heartbreak" silently.
"If I can't have her, no one will!!!!! Muahahaha! By the way, world, I got laid!"
Hell-haine wrote:What a fucking asshole.
What a fucked up country. 5 years for banging a 17 year old guy. Pffff I'm going back to Europe.
this is the dark side of equal rights... if a 30 year old man can go to jail for porking a 16 year old chick, then a 30 year woman old can go to jail for porking a 16 year old dude.
I AM AN INTELLECTUAL FUCKING COMBATANT OF GOD, I AM TOO TOUGH TO CARE WHAT YOU THINK.
caldwell.the.great wrote:but no other member here does exactly what ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR does, not even the other trolls.
Zerohero wrote:this "victim" shit is a pile of horse pucky
i had a girl get in my pants prior to age 17 as did many mens, and it wasn't some trauma it was good times
just because the broad was better looking and knew more what she was doing doesnt make it any less good times
maybe that kids a faggot
Maybe she bought him Merlot when he wanted a Zin, did any of you even stop to think about that?
Kids are so spoiled these days
hipster holocaust wrote:
What do you think they're doing up there right now? A smiling SLH listening to MLK's juicy wife cheating stories while Maya takes notes?
ah so apparently he recently tried to kill himself and is now in treatment which i assume is the main reason he filed charges. not that he blames her but i imagine it came out in therapy and he was encouraged to reconcile this supposed victimization.