he's probably a "special reserve officer", which means that he can work with any jurisdiction that will let him ride along, and he can even carry his damn gun on an airplane.
Re: Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:40 pm
by ghost boner
today you die
Re: Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:47 pm
by spacehamster
Unless he got out of the tank and ko'd the guy with that wicked awesome kick he taught Anderson Silva, I shall be forced to scoff at this story.
Re: Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:48 pm
by John Jr.
every time i try to imagine this, all i get is the end scene of the Aykroyd/Hanks "Dragnet"
Re: Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 5:46 pm
by Wang Mandu
monsterod wrote:Gotta wonder how they managed to euthanize that many cocks on the spot. You're think over a hundred cocks running around in the street would be....hard to kill....
Does it matter? They were already............MARKED FOR DEATH.
Re: Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 5:50 pm
by escape goat
The Onion Movie (2008)
Cast overview, first billed only:
Daniel Chacón...Young American / Cock Puncher
Ken Takemoto...Sensei
Steven Seagal...Cock Puncher
Don McManus...Dennis McCormick
...
Re: Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 8:57 am
by neckbeard
But wait there's more
http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/bastar ... arpaio.php
According to beefy action film star Steven Seagal's former "boss," Jefferson Parish Sheriff Newell Normand, Seagal is not "on loan" from Jefferson Parish, as Seagal asserted recently after a massive MCSO raid on a home in Laveen, where one -- count him, one -- suspect was nabbed for his alleged involvement in raising roosters for the purposes of cockfighting.
Indeed, according to Sheriff Normand, who once played host to Seagal's A&E reality series Steven Seagal: Lawman, the tough-guy Akido master resigned rather than face an internal affairs investigation by the JPSO into allegations of sex trafficking and sexual assault raised in a 2010 lawsuit by an ex-employee.
He had a Fire Down Below
Re: Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:51 am
by WINSTON WOLFE
sex trafficking?
Re: Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:06 pm
by triple clutcher v2.5b
Pisscubes wrote:I guess Steven Segal: Rapist just didn't have the same ring to it.
I make my living in the movies, but for the past twenty years I've also been a pervert. And along with some of the finest rapists on the 'not allowed within 200 yards of a primary/secondary school' list, I grope the people of Jefferson Parish, Louisiana.
My name is Steven Seagal.
That's right ... Steven Seagal, Sex Offender.
Re: Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:17 pm
by Toxicarius
"...unique physiological reaction to sexual arousal."
Details missing...
Re: Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:24 pm
by Degree Absolute
Yeah, that caught my eye as well. I am trying to imagine what the hell that could mean.
Re: Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:40 pm
by EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO
Steven Seagal believes himself to be the reincarnation of a powerful 17th-century man, one Chungdrag Dorje.
So there's that.
Re: Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:43 pm
by Toxicarius
Degree Absolute wrote:Yeah, that caught my eye as well. I am trying to imagine what the hell that could mean.
I wanna know, but at the same time I probably don't want to knowe...
Re: Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:00 pm
by Raw Ting
I think he may have ejaculated
Re: Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:02 pm
by Raw Ting
out of his ass
Re: Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:41 am
by ghost boner
what the fuck is that a ukulele? his hands are bigger than that whole fucking guitar!
Re: Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank
Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2018 11:03 pm
by cxwx
Re: Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2018 6:01 pm
by vinnie vincent solo guitarist
any body seen Richie?
Re: Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank
