death by snoo snoo wrote:So you don't even try to honor the legendary SHOOTME's namesake anymore? Just drag his name through the mud by posting threads you're too cowardly to post under your real account?
Get AIDS>
FUCKIN AGREED LAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BRING BACK THE REAL SHOOTIME FOR THE LORDS SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 7:48 am
by soiled depends
nailedrightin wrote:
chris narcosis wrote:FUCKIN AGREED LAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BRING BACK THE REAL SHOOTIME FOR THE LORDS SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How's the free chemo treating you, faggot?
probably better than the conditions of your parole....whay can't you abide by those, by the way...
the shitty gangster....gets away with nothing....hahhaaa
Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 8:06 am
by soiled depends
nailedrightin wrote:[I'm not on parole/probation, stupid.
yes you are. you are a drug addict with a criminal record. they don't give you the keys to the city. they plan on having you back in jail....assholes like you are too stupid to live with us for any length of time....
Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 8:09 am
by soiled depends
nailedrightin wrote:
To be honest I do have a warrant for that car accident.
this is guy never accepts responsibility for anything he does....you fucking asshole...a fucking worthless druggie...
whats wrong with being a man? try it once in your life, faggot...
Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 8:30 am
by soiled depends
nailedrightin wrote: but here just because you have a criminal record doesn't mean you're on paper.
what's important is that you go to jail...
your parents nver visit....but your asshole gets fucked no matter what...
Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 9:02 am
by badgevvrecker
because chemo and radiation are the exact same thing....
Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 12:43 pm
by Necrometer
it's fun to watch them pull out every conceivable trick in concealing the singer's midget status:
/not a canible corpse cover
Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 5:28 pm
by Introvert
SHOOTME wrote:* Not over 6 feet tall
Nice! So even if someone had a way to force me into trying to join I'm already disqualified!
What a stupid fucking band......
Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 5:33 pm
by kmfcm
riley-o wrote:no one over 6' as a requirement for joining a band is absolutely fucking hilarious
meanwhile the actual bass playing abilities are listed as a "plus"
they probably play to a backing track
Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 6:09 pm
by Idget Child
I honestly never heard this band before this thread. God damn it...
Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 6:15 pm
by Cascade Whore
nailedrightin wrote:
soiled depends wrote:
nailedrightin wrote:
chris narcosis wrote:FUCKIN AGREED LAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BRING BACK THE REAL SHOOTIME FOR THE LORDS SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How's the free chemo treating you, faggot?
probably better than the conditions of your parole....whay can't you abide by those, by the way...
the shitty gangster....gets away with nothing....hahhaaa
I'm not on parole/probation, stupid.
Shouldn't you be like, you know, doing what mexicans do and mow some white guys grass or cleaning a bathroom?
I'm a white guy and I mowed my own lawn today. Did you you mow your own lawn today? And by mow your own lawn I mean scrape the green mold and pus out of your abscessed needle holes.
Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:18 am
by Tony Twist
Welp, they got their man .............
New photo shoot with the new guy and everything. Anyone who says the lead singer either needs to be crouching or standing on something is just crazy.
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
Crazy accurate that is.
Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:19 am
by Necrometer
shoulda stipulated "NO MARRIEDs"
Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:45 am
by AskForRaffo
Zoltan Bathory, no less.
Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:55 am
by AskForRaffo
This band has the best youtube comments of all time...
Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 6:27 pm
by Cascade Whore
I can't express how much I hate that post nu metal meets north west choppers fashion statement floating around these days It's like I envision a massive trailer park planet (much like the junk yard planet in Nightmare on elm street 4) where kid rock an disturbed albums play non stop while larry the cable guy, dog the bounty under and the different fast and furious movies are the only things that play on the tv sets and the only commercials are for military enrollment.........They even throw a little bit of a shitty rockabilly meets rancid look at the same time, all ground up in one of those muffin monster machines to shit out what ever the fuck it is I'm looking at in those photos. Worse than the hippest of hipsters.
Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 1:48 am
by triple clutcher v2.5b
Cascade Whore wrote:I can't express how much I hate that post nu metal meets north west choppers fashion statement floating around these days It's like I envision a massive trailer park planet (much like the junk yard planet in Nightmare on elm street 4) where kid rock an disturbed albums play non stop while larry the cable guy, dog the bounty under and the different fast and furious movies are the only things that play on the tv sets and the only commercials are for military enrollment.........They even throw a little bit of a shitty rockabilly meets rancid look at the same time, all ground up in one of those muffin monster machines to shit out what ever the fuck it is I'm looking at in those photos. Worse than the hippest of hipsters.
Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:07 am
by Sgt. Pat O'Phile
Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:34 am
by SHOOTME
Haha the drummer has spikes on his bass drums.
Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:35 am
by SHOOTME
Hopefully while Dick the Midget here is "bouncin' da fuck up" around stage he'll fall into those spikes.
Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:37 am
by The Bill
SHOOTME wrote:
That guy is fucking constipated, big time.
Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:38 am
by SHOOTME
Is this guy fucking serious? He's got brass knuckles on his hand while he's performing? I think these assholes are trying too hard.
Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:42 am
by SHOOTME
So is he calling himself a dick, or is he saying he wants dick?
Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:50 am
by SHOOTME
Molester Stallone wrote:I don't know, you seem to be the expert on all things dick related.
Well you'd be fucking incorrect with thinking that, fagface!