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Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 10:15 pm
by HASHTHRASH
hipster holocaust wrote:I wonder if anyone actually gets insecure after reading his brilliant posts
I certainly don't. Him, and posters like him, are why I don't post personal stuff generally, or waste too much time on here. Sometimes I think it's funny that this is what he does all the time. The only reason I responded though is because he hit on something I would have honestly felt before this happened. Instead, I got a lot of mail, a whole lot of visitors, and was kind of overwhelmed emotionally by all the positivity. My room was very busy.

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 10:17 pm
by fallbacktostone
hahah no one would spit on that guy if he was on fire

they'd probably not even realize it either because of his grossly melty face

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 10:25 pm
by The Torsion
You just had a tumor cut out of your large intestine and mitch puts tiles on rich peoples' bathroom floors for a living.....right by their toilets. Every day he's in a rich person's bathroom, tiling the floors where rich people take shits. Rich people associate mitch with where they take a shit.

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 10:44 pm
by the motherfucking d-i-e
so fucking scary..... hopefully they caught it early enough to get rid of everything so you can go on being a normal awesome weedsmoking dude.

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 10:44 pm
by altars of radness
When is the pain supposed to subside?

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 10:47 pm
by HASHTHRASH
altars of radness wrote:When is the pain supposed to subside?

No idea, but I'd be totally down with right fucking now. I normally sleep on my side, which I can't do at all. I can't bend over and pick anything up off the floor. It's just too damned sore, and doing anything like that will light me right up. Can't wait for it to be over.

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 10:53 pm
by The Arsonist
Poor Umesh.
How the fuck is he going to top this?

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 10:53 pm
by altars of radness
Is smoking ok?

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 10:54 pm
by riley-o
The Arsonist wrote:Poor Umesh.
How the fuck is he going to top this?
stage 4 prostate

OWNED BITCH

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 11:04 pm
by HASHTHRASH
altars of radness wrote:Is smoking ok?
It's probably not a good idea because the coughing would fucking huuuuurt. I do have a vaporizer I'm borrowing. :D

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 11:05 pm
by Black Jacques
Good luck man.

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 11:11 pm
by Hotchka!
HASHTHRASH wrote:
altars of radness wrote:Is smoking ok?
It's probably not a good idea because the coughing would fucking huuuuurt. I do have a vaporizer I'm borrowing. :D
I can cough even worse on those things sometimes

just in case you havent used one before. I used one for my first time only a few months ago. I think theyre only especially good for brick weed. If I've got really good weed then I don't need to smoke enough where its an issue. a vaporizer seems to supercharge the swag.

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 11:23 pm
by Comrade Slinky
Good luck fella.

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 11:23 pm
by Ogre of Disgust
Damn, hang in there man.

Stage 3 w/ relatively good outlook > meltyface dipshit liked by no one except Kegs13

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 11:24 pm
by HASHTHRASH
Hotchka! wrote:
HASHTHRASH wrote:
altars of radness wrote:Is smoking ok?
It's probably not a good idea because the coughing would fucking huuuuurt. I do have a vaporizer I'm borrowing. :D
I can cough even worse on those things sometimes

just in case you havent used one before. I used one for my first time only a few months ago. I think theyre only especially good for brick weed. If I've got really good weed then I don't need to smoke enough where its an issue. a vaporizer seems to supercharge the swag.
I live in Oakland. We don't have brick weed.

I don't really care for vaporizers myself, but they work. I got stoned a couple hours ago. I really love joints and just twisted one up. I'm gonna stop at first cough.

Tomorrow I'm making an appointment for a "doctor's" prescription, so I can get into the edibles some more.

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 11:28 pm
by altars of radness
Hotchka! wrote:
HASHTHRASH wrote:
altars of radness wrote:Is smoking ok?
It's probably not a good idea because the coughing would fucking huuuuurt. I do have a vaporizer I'm borrowing. :D
I can cough even worse on those things sometimes

just in case you havent used one before. I used one for my first time only a few months ago. I think theyre only especially good for brick weed. If I've got really good weed then I don't need to smoke enough where its an issue. a vaporizer seems to supercharge the swag.
Keep in mind, Dan, that this fucking tampon model needs a morphine drip of his own whenever someone even blinks too hard in his direction.

Hang in there, dude. I feel bad that I made some dumb ass joke on FB before you went in for your tests and found out how serious things were. You probably didn't even notice it, but I felt like a bit of a cunt. Sorry. :lhug:

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 11:34 pm
by Hotchka!
HASHTHRASH wrote: I don't really care for vaporizers myself, but they work. I got stoned a couple hours ago. I really love joints and just twisted one up. I'm gonna stop at first cough.
well as long as the vaporizers keep you from coughing. what makes me cough no matter what I use is simply misjudging how big the hit is which seems easy with a vaporizer combined with the hot air. seems similar to accidentally inhaling a bunch of steam in the shower. avoiding coughing was the sole reason I bought mine so I was shocked when it often had the opposite effect.

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 11:37 pm
by altars of radness
altars of radness wrote: I felt like a bit of a kitty kitty meow meow.
Ha. Fucking filter'd.

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 11:41 pm
by Cascade Whore
I don't know Dan at all. He uploaded that Soiled set when he was rebuilding his killthatcat channel and could have probably spent the effort to clean up/restore/re-upload footage from a band that more than 50 people give a shit about. He probably could have ignored my PM or told me to piss-off but he took the time to do something nice for a stranger making a random request. Seems like a hell of a good dude, I wish you well.

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 12:02 am
by Necrometer
thanks for posting all the gruesome details, dan

I hope this is the last time you have to deal with any cancer :lhug:

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 12:27 am
by guardianoftheblind
fallbacktostone wrote:hahah no one would spit on that guy if he was on fire

they'd probably not even realize it either because of his grossly melty face
:cheers:

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 12:38 am
by Dr Yail Bloor
Shit I saw the stuff on facebook and didn't click with the gravity of the situation. Glad the surgery went well and hope the follow up treatments are as successful.

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 12:41 am
by BUNGVOX
the awesome Assassin wrote:Nobody cares about you... You could stop posting (please do) for 3 years and no one would give a shit...
you need your ass beat.

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 12:45 am
by BUNGVOX
HASHTHRASH......sorry to hear about your ordeal but i think it's killer that you are handling it all with strength class and dignity. the way you're handling things ensures a full and speedy recovery. glad to see you back on the board.

cheers.

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 1:37 am
by Friendly Goatus
that's gonna leave an awesome looking scar. Glad to hear things are getting better