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Re: I HATE MY BONES
Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2017 3:12 pm
by Rev. Christberg
Fortunately at the ripe old age of 40, my corporal jigsore quandary is still more or less intact. The regular exercise and not eating like shit generally helps. That and the fact that I'm superhuman.
Re: I HATE MY BONES
Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2017 11:53 pm
by David Draiman's Chin pipes
Rev. Christberg wrote: ↑Sat Aug 19, 2017 3:12 pm
Fortunately at the ripe old age of 40, my corporal jigsore quandary is still more or less intact. The regular exercise and not eating like shit generally helps. That and the fact that I'm superhuman.
You're pretty handsome for a Jew. I mean that in the least gay and antisemetic way possible.
Re: I HATE MY BONES
Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 7:58 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
FUCK MY SKELETON EVERY NIGHT FOR THE REST OF THE INTERNET
I WILL NEVER FAIL
I WILL NEVER MISS A DAY
THIS IS A WAR.
Re: I HATE MY BONES
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 12:19 pm
by The Bill
Are they your heroes, or are they traitors since they have their own bones?
Re: I HATE MY BONES
Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2017 11:13 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
FUCK MY OWN BONES.
Re: I HATE MY BONES
Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2017 9:12 am
by The Bill
What if in another universe you wrote a "I HATE MY BONERS" thread.
Whoa!
Re: I HATE MY BONES
Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2017 2:21 pm
by Rev. Christberg
David Draiman's Chin pipes wrote: ↑Sat Aug 19, 2017 11:53 pm
Rev. Christberg wrote: ↑Sat Aug 19, 2017 3:12 pm
Fortunately at the ripe old age of 40, my corporal jigsore quandary is still more or less intact. The regular exercise and not eating like shit generally helps. That and the fact that I'm superhuman.
You're pretty handsome for a Jew. I mean that in the least gay and antisemetic way possible.
Bullshit stereotypes aside, all the Jews I know are actually pretty fucking handsome on average. And the funny part is, I haven't even posted a photo with salad bowls over my tits. Then again, if I did all the females on here would have their ovaries explode. Not that there are any left these days since this place is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Re: I HATE MY BONES
Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2017 4:05 pm
by Necrometer
reported for positive stereotyping of women as non-scum heroes
Re: I HATE MY BONES
Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2017 5:38 pm
by FVBTVS
my nipples have been hurting all week
Re: I HATE MY BONES
Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2017 6:16 pm
by David Draiman's Chin pipes
Rev. Christberg wrote: ↑Wed Aug 23, 2017 2:21 pm
David Draiman's Chin pipes wrote: ↑Sat Aug 19, 2017 11:53 pm
Rev. Christberg wrote: ↑Sat Aug 19, 2017 3:12 pm
Fortunately at the ripe old age of 40, my corporal jigsore quandary is still more or less intact. The regular exercise and not eating like shit generally helps. That and the fact that I'm superhuman.
You're pretty handsome for a Jew. I mean that in the least gay and antisemetic way possible.
Bullshit stereotypes aside, all the Jews I know are actually pretty fucking handsome on average. And the funny part is, I haven't even posted a photo with salad bowls over my tits. Then again, if I did all the females on here would have their ovaries explode. Not that there are any left these days since this place is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Look down your shirt and spell "attic"
Re: I HATE MY BONES
Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2017 4:43 pm
by Rev. Christberg
Not gonna do that, might risk getting all hot and bothered and wind up touching myself. Need to save the hebrew hammer fuel for the my lady.
Re: I HATE MY BONES
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2017 10:33 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
ATTACK MY SKELETON WITH 1000 NUCLEAR WEAPONS
THIS WAR WILL NEVER END
Re: I HATE MY BONES
Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2017 7:21 pm
by copstache
put my skeleton in the line for the ovens tbh
Re: I HATE MY BONES
Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2017 6:53 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
I just got back from the emergency room. After making me wait for 2 hours they refused to debone me. Fuck skeletons and fuck Donald Trump's America's healthcare system. There's blame on both sides, and many bones - many, many bones.
Re: I HATE MY BONES
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 8:08 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Re: I HATE MY BONES
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 8:08 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
copstache wrote: ↑Mon Aug 28, 2017 7:21 pm
put my skeleton in the line for the ovens tbh
THANKMYOU
Re: I HATE MY BONES
Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2017 8:06 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Fuck my own skeleton
Re: I HATE MY BONES
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2017 7:50 am
by The Bill
Okay, already with the bones. Stop ducking the real issue here. Your cartilage!
Re: I HATE MY BONES
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2017 8:08 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
I might make an alliance with my bones tonight.
Re: I HATE MY BONES
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 11:25 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Update: temporary ceasefire, tensions remain high. Intelligence suggest that some of my bones might love "1919 Eternal" by Black Label Society. Some advisors warn that vast cultural differences could easily lead to mistranslations, and that the communique was instead referencing some Iced Earth concept album or another.
Brain and soul have taken this into consideration, but would ultimately regard both with equal disdain.
Re: I HATE MY BONES
Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2017 9:30 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Armistice is fucking cancelled. Operator dead, post abandoned. This is down to the line, folks, this is down to the line. There can be no more divisions among the living.
Re: I HATE MY BONES
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 10:07 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Like hornet eggs embedded in the body of a toad
WANTING ONKY TO BE FREE OF THEM