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Fortunately at the ripe old age of 40, my corporal jigsore quandary is still more or less intact. The regular exercise and not eating like shit generally helps. That and the fact that I'm superhuman.

Rev. Christberg wrote: ↑Sat Aug 19, 2017 3:12 pm Fortunately at the ripe old age of 40, my corporal jigsore quandary is still more or less intact. The regular exercise and not eating like shit generally helps. That and the fact that I'm superhuman.

You're pretty handsome for a Jew. I mean that in the least gay and antisemetic way possible.

FUCK MY SKELETON EVERY NIGHT FOR THE REST OF THE INTERNET

I WILL NEVER FAIL

I WILL NEVER MISS A DAY

THIS IS A WAR.

Are they your heroes, or are they traitors since they have their own bones?

FUCK MY OWN BONES.

Eight Bit Alien wrote: ↑Tue Aug 22, 2017 11:13 pm FUCK MY OWN BONES.

What if in another universe you wrote a "I HATE MY BONERS" thread.

Whoa!

David Draiman's Chin pipes wrote: ↑Sat Aug 19, 2017 11:53 pm

Rev. Christberg wrote: ↑Sat Aug 19, 2017 3:12 pm Fortunately at the ripe old age of 40, my corporal jigsore quandary is still more or less intact. The regular exercise and not eating like shit generally helps. That and the fact that I'm superhuman.

You're pretty handsome for a Jew. I mean that in the least gay and antisemetic way possible.

Bullshit stereotypes aside, all the Jews I know are actually pretty fucking handsome on average. And the funny part is, I haven't even posted a photo with salad bowls over my tits. Then again, if I did all the females on here would have their ovaries explode. Not that there are any left these days since this place is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

reported for positive stereotyping of women as non-scum heroes

my nipples have been hurting all week

Rev. Christberg wrote: ↑Wed Aug 23, 2017 2:21 pm

David Draiman's Chin pipes wrote: ↑Sat Aug 19, 2017 11:53 pm

Rev. Christberg wrote: ↑Sat Aug 19, 2017 3:12 pm Fortunately at the ripe old age of 40, my corporal jigsore quandary is still more or less intact. The regular exercise and not eating like shit generally helps. That and the fact that I'm superhuman.

You're pretty handsome for a Jew. I mean that in the least gay and antisemetic way possible.

Bullshit stereotypes aside, all the Jews I know are actually pretty fucking handsome on average. And the funny part is, I haven't even posted a photo with salad bowls over my tits. Then again, if I did all the females on here would have their ovaries explode. Not that there are any left these days since this place is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Look down your shirt and spell "attic"

Not gonna do that, might risk getting all hot and bothered and wind up touching myself. Need to save the hebrew hammer fuel for the my lady.

ATTACK MY SKELETON WITH 1000 NUCLEAR WEAPONS

THIS WAR WILL NEVER END

put my skeleton in the line for the ovens tbh

I just got back from the emergency room. After making me wait for 2 hours they refused to debone me. Fuck skeletons and fuck Donald Trump's America's healthcare system. There's blame on both sides, and many bones - many, many bones.

copstache wrote: ↑Mon Aug 28, 2017 7:21 pm put my skeleton in the line for the ovens tbh

THANKMYOU

Fuck my own skeleton

Okay, already with the bones. Stop ducking the real issue here. Your cartilage!

I might make an alliance with my bones tonight.

Update: temporary ceasefire, tensions remain high. Intelligence suggest that some of my bones might love "1919 Eternal" by Black Label Society. Some advisors warn that vast cultural differences could easily lead to mistranslations, and that the communique was instead referencing some Iced Earth concept album or another.

Brain and soul have taken this into consideration, but would ultimately regard both with equal disdain.

Armistice is fucking cancelled. Operator dead, post abandoned. This is down to the line, folks, this is down to the line. There can be no more divisions among the living.

Like hornet eggs embedded in the body of a toad

WANTING ONKY TO BE FREE OF THEM