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I may have FOE'd 20 or more roller derby ladies on OKC.

Even the ones who weren't fat.

Krieg wrote: re-engineering the human race

I was just at $1.25 taco day at one of my favorite places, and there was a party of 15 who all had seperate checks, and all paid with credit cards. The largest bill in the bunch was 6 dollars and change.

Fucking OVENS.

having to pay to park for work or jury duty

Or, how about buying a couple tacos for your buddies, you fucking jews. I'm not saying buy for the whole table... but can we at least cut the number of checks from 15 to 3 or 4?

\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:I was just at $1.25 taco day at one of my favorite places, and there was a party of 15 who all had seperate checks, and all paid with credit cards. The largest bill in the bunch was 6 dollars and change.

Fucking OVENS.

That's strange and idiotic that the place doesn't have a minimum...CC companies take as much as 5% from transactions.

And fuck those people extremely hard.

elephants gerald wrote:burlesque's angry cousin

my best friend's band is opening for deafheaven.

Your best friend should tell the crowd that they don't usually open for indie rock shows.

is that tape for like, motion capture?

if you're not kidding... I think that's the tape that athletic people put on their parts for whatever reason

I guess they're in the health goth scene

start at 14:00?



skip to 1:00



good work NYC

: new york style pizza :

I have to supply a WEDDING DATE to get boo added to my car insurance for the time she is in between selling hers and buying another.

WEDDING DATE.

When's the big day?

can't squeeze the trigger, eh? does she hate your guts after vacations when she thinks you were going to propose?

Natas wrote:can't squeeze the trigger, eh?

yeah why would anyone be pensive about that

My roommate has the a/c turned on in his room at a temperature that is warmer than it's currently outside.

Say person A says something.

Person B agrees.

Person A then makes this gesture:



Should I cue the trumpets, get the purple robe and wand, and pull out the palm leaves?

when things I order end up in Federal Way, Washington.

man, fuck federal way. i live in texas right now, can order shit from new york and somehow it ends up in federal way stranded in strange void for 2 1/2 weeks?! its barely even a city!

smooth wrote:Say person A says something.

Person B agrees.

Person A then makes this gesture:



Should I cue the trumpets, get the purple robe and wand, and pull out the palm leaves?

to this mode of posting

a glimpse of the future hostage grenade promised but could not deliver

Having to wait outside because your coworker is always fucking late. I also travel farther than her to get here.

When people ask you a question and in the middle of every sentence of your response, they echo your answer or ask another question immediately. Such as:
"Oh so I went to...."
"So you went to where? How was it?"
"Well, it was...."
"Was it good? How was it?"

Evenly splitting an uneven bill, especially when you're guilted into it after you took a bite of like one appetizer that you didn't order.

I'll be the first to admit that an extremely cheap bastard, but drinks, appetizers, and dinner around here cost an arm and a fucking leg. Why should I pay for half of your god damn punchbowl when I got a bottle of High Life?

I gladly risk the " oh...you're that guy" if it means being able to afford normal groceries for the next week.