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Re: Post something positive that happened today

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2016 12:52 pm
by Black Jacques
Black Jacques wrote:Got my forehead. And belly.
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Update, 'cause I know Krudmonk cares.

We had a little girl - 6 weeks old now. She's got giant fuckin mitts so quite obviously she's going to be an athlete.
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Re: Post something positive that happened today

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2016 1:02 pm
by Chad
hey, that's awesome. most youngs look like aliens...she's actually cute. very happy for you

cheers

Re: Post something positive that happened today

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2016 1:20 pm
by Black Jacques
Thanks Chad!

Re: Post something positive that happened today

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2016 1:25 pm
by Chad
this is the kind of decent, uplifting thing the board needs.

what's her name?

in all seriousness, killer fucking news

all best wishes to you, the mother, and that cute kid

Re: Post something positive that happened today

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2016 1:35 pm
by Toilet Fleet
got a pastrami sandwich from a very jvwish deli nearby...............

and potato salad...............

Re: Post something positive that happened today

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2016 2:52 pm
by Necrometer
big congrats BJS!!!

and TF!!!

Re: Post something positive that happened today

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2016 2:58 pm
by Toilet Fleet
bj's kid is kyoooooooooooot holy shit, that's what i get for turning off img when i'm logged in

Re: Post something positive that happened today

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2016 4:20 pm
by riley-o
Is this where we should discuss whether or not you'll be circumcising her.. ?

Re: Post something positive that happened today

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2016 4:49 pm
by Black Jacques
No-one is touching this lady down there until she's 18 and allows it herself.

Unless you're the poor asshole in charge of cleaning the magnificent amount of diarrhea from every nook and cranny.

Re: Post something positive that happened today

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2016 7:20 pm
by Cascade Whore

Re: Post something positive that happened today

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2016 8:00 pm
by Black Jacques
Here's an SPE paper for you dude. A guide you should find useful if this is something you're truly interested in. Read it and learn it if you want to come across as something less than a buffoon to people who actually understand the technology.

https://fracfocus.org/sites/default/fil ... ng_101.pdf

Re: Post something positive that happened today

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2016 8:35 pm
by Cascade Whore
Ha! So anything that goes against your narrative is "buffoonery". Why don't you dispel the points in the article. I would never ever believe the fracking Industry would down play any environmental risk caused by it! Shut the fuck up.

Re: Post something positive that happened today

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2016 9:48 am
by hipster holocaust
Black Jacques wrote: Update, 'cause I know Krudmonk cares.

We had a little girl - 6 weeks old now. She's got giant fuckin mitts so quite obviously she's going to be an athlete.
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Congrats bud :awesome:

Re: Post something positive that happened today

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2016 3:25 pm
by Black Jacques
Thanks man. Gonna take another week off and smoosh her fuzzy little head into my cheek every day for 17 hours.

Re: Post something positive that happened today

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2016 3:57 pm
by Toilet Fleet
yoyu seem like you're the type to be an awesome dad such that she'll still call you daddy when she's 30 and has kids ovv her own because in her eyes youre still like the best dude she ever met

and don't panic! the urge to nibble on their face toes and fingers is 100% normal or so my wife and other kidhaving friends tell me

Re: Post something positive that happened today

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2016 11:06 am
by hipster holocaust
Got officially engaged yesterday

:bigdog:
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
:putin

Re: Post something positive that happened today

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2016 12:53 pm
by Wormholegenerator
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
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Re: Post something positive that happened today

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2016 1:01 pm
by hipster holocaust
:lol: :tup: :tup:

Re: Post something positive that happened today

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2016 1:40 pm
by Erik13
Congrats Jaque and Johnny! :tup: :tup:

Re: Post something positive that happened today

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2016 4:50 pm
by copstache
aww, cute baby. congrats duders

Re: Post something positive that happened today

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2016 5:19 pm
by Toilet Fleet
our company apparently hasn't paid year-end bonuses in a few years, dating back prior to my coming aboard

last week, got a 3% performance bonus; today, on top of that, another company-wide 9% bonus

also they're making me cash out over two weeks of vacation time i haven't used for two years so that's basically another 4%, which is arguably positive but also arguably kind of a dick move? in a sense

net net of all that is that i'm buying some new jeans :D

Re: Post something positive that happened today

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2016 8:27 am
by hipster holocaust
9% is fucking retarded dude, that rules :cheers:

Post your jeans

Re: Post something positive that happened today

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2016 11:05 am
by Toilet Fleet
last time i did that some german guy made fun of me for wearing boot cut

i mean i don't wear boot cut jeans anymore but still

Re: Post something positive that happened today

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2016 11:10 am
by Necrometer
is that just because brooks brothers only sells pleated straight-leg?

Re: Post something positive that happened today

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2016 11:44 am
by Toilet Fleet
you motherfucker

but seriously i wear 514s because i have premature grandpa balls that necessitate it