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Fighting Uruk-Hai wrote:http://jezebel.com/5937084/10-shades-of ... -bdsm-tips

the gf mentioned the fork-poke thing to me the other day. I am sad to see print magazines take the hit that they have in the past decade but if all these publications took a complete shit I think I'd feel a bit of evil joy. I guess it's no more offensive than Maxim or whatever, but christ. Not the sort of thing I ever get mad about but... come at me with a fork and I'm gonna fucking die laughing.

copstache wrote:

went to wal-mart to buy ammo, nearly tripped over this monstrosity

haha i forgot i posted this. the best part is that it was literally right next to the outdoors section

there are straight and lesbo adaptations of this in porno-land; both actually seem as lame as the original book... lamer, if you're gaging by effectiveness on each one's given demographic

Foot Foot wrote:

Everything about this is awkward and painful and hilarious and wonderful

perused first 2 pages at book store.

no cunts or rods doing anything or fluids flying, just boring words and shit.

Poor.

EnglishCriticalLiteratureQuarterly&JagoffHelper11.

Floored to find out he's still alive.

herpderp

Jesus Christ...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/2 ... 12806.html

Apparently it getting the same release date as my how-to build and pilot an inter dimensional wormhole generating rocket book.

Pisscubes wrote:Hahahaha! This is going to get some panties in a bunch, no pun intended

mostly on this message board...

and Natas' folk-punk record

Necrometer wrote:there are straight and lesbo adaptations of this in porno-land; both actually seem as lame as the original book... lamer, if you're gaging by effectiveness on each one's given demographic

It's funny because a decent chunk of all porno ever made has been fetish/bdsm stuff. It already fucking exists! There's an insane amount of it!

It's like if someone wrote and international bestseller about bukkake and then people went and made a movie based on the plot of the novel and well there you have it, yet another bukkake movie.

Pisscubes wrote:It's just gotta hurt if you're a longtime writer of erotica to have this chimp be the new spokesperson for your genre. It's like having to listen to Sum 41 tell everyone how to be a really good punk band.

This x 100000000

I literally feel bad for women who just discovered erotica through this bullshit.

So pissed this was not bumped with a trailer for the surely inevitable movie

james wrote:

Necrometer wrote:there are straight and lesbo adaptations of this in porno-land; both actually seem as lame as the original book... lamer, if you're gaging by effectiveness on each one's given demographic

It's funny because a decent chunk of all porno ever made has been fetish/bdsm stuff. It already fucking exists! There's an insane amount of it!

It's like if someone wrote and international bestseller about bukkake and then people went and made a movie based on the plot of the novel and well there you have it, yet another bukkake movie.

Yes! The bukkake example might be imperfect because I have the impression that it has its origins in filmed erotica, while BDSM was initially a real-life thing or a literary thing, but not initially a filmed-porn thing...

Pisscubes wrote:Hahahaha! This is going to get some panties in a bunch, no pun intended:

http://jezebel.com/5990247/el-james-new ... te-erotica

rule #1: if your protagonist's love interest is a socially retarded intellectual lummox who confuses abusively insulting misogyny and near-psychopathic emotional humiliation with BDSM play-acting, make sure you mention no less than 987 times that he's a super duper handsome infinity-billionaire who treats people like fuckdolls only because Mommy Issues (tm).

riley-o wrote:

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Boner on public transit culture

main guy from Pacific Rim will play Christian Grey

http://www.neatorama.com/2013/10/15/Fif ... ey/#!lC1hd

I heard about that but wasn't sure whether to post it here, in the Pacific Rim thread, or in the SoA thread...

totally watching that piece of shit movie whenever possible