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Re: The Bill's Now Playing Video Game Thread (Now with Bames
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 9:35 pm
by delmuerte
Tomb Raider is pretty fun. Anyone else playing the Steam version? FUCK! So buggy, but otherwise I'm getting into it.
It looks a little...I dunno. Too shiny or something, though...?
Re: The Bill's Now Playing Video Game Thread (Now with Bames
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 9:36 pm
by guardianoftheblind
plays perfectly on console
Re: The Bill's Now Playing Video Game Thread (Now with Bames
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 10:26 pm
by The Bill
guardianoftheblind wrote:plays perfectly on console
Yeah, I preordered the 360 version. Should I be bummed that it might not have a shiny hair SFX mode? I suppose I could use extra EXTRA conditioner on my own hair to make up for it.
I've been picking apart Serious Sam HD First Encounter for the better part of a year now. Threw it on today and I was in the zone. Made it up to the end of the second to last level. Still a fun but asshole of a game. Man, though, it's spartan level design is so distractingly empty.
Re: The Bill's Now Playing Video Game Thread (Now with Bames
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 10:29 pm
by guardianoftheblind
fucken tomb raider is GREAT.
not really a spoiler
i assaulted the radio tower, killing like 7 dudes silently with the bow. really great mission. and with the lights off and headphones on, the tensions was seriously palpable. had my heart racing a few times. the atmosphere in this game is really something else. all out combat is pretty good too, but i'm having a hard time hitting dudes with the pistol for some reason. maybe there isn't magnet aim or whatever. but it's getting better.
and is it just me, or does every version of lara croft get me with that damn british accent? i wish she was my gf
Re: The Bill's Now Playing Video Game Thread (Now with Bames
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 12:05 am
by right over there
finished fallout
what i liked about it i loved, but there were quite a few things i didn't like. the game's best feature was your character advancement and customization, which is why it was sort of a shock when i finished the game at only level 12. the game felt really short, and really small (single digit enemy types, only a few more weapons, and basically four elements to the main quest). gets major points for originality but overall a disappointment - probably the third best RPG i've played recently.
finished police quest iv
the less said the better. one of the worst games i've ever played. how the eleven-year-old me enjoyed this is an absolute mystery. the cherry on the shit sundae was the end game, when you discover a new location (an alley behind your suspect's house) by throwing a rope on a dog and being dragged there. on the plus side, the entire game only took about three hours to beat. infinite
Re: The Bill's Now Playing Video Game Thread (Now with Bames
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 12:39 am
by FVBTVS
Re: The Bill's Now Playing Video Game Thread (Now with Bames
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 8:35 am
by The Bill
Tomb Raider was waiting for me when I got to work today. Really silly, though. I guess because I preordered it came with some art book. Listen, I do like video games and I do appreciate the art design, but I don't want this nonsense. Tomb's will just have to join The Art of Mass Effect 3 as the strange books that are hanging around my job for no damn reason, that no one but me knows what it is.
Re: The Bill's Now Playing Video Game Thread (Now with Bames
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 9:06 am
by DR. THRAXX
I'm a guy who would like to do away with physical copies of games completely if I could. I hate having shit laying around.
Re: The Bill's Now Playing Video Game Thread (Now with Bames
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 9:36 am
by The Bill
I was really annoyed my copies of Castlevania and Mass Effect 3 came in these huge tin cases. Looks retarded standing next to the normal games on my shelf.
Re: The Bill's Now Playing Video Game Thread (Now with Bames
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 9:39 am
by DR. THRAXX
My Ni No Kuni came with the metal case too. I actually don't mind that one because it looks nice.
I actually rebought SSFIV: AE the other day when xbox had it for $9.99 because my disc is looking sketchy. Now I don't have to worry about popping it in and out being the game I easily play the most.
Re: The Bill's Now Playing Video Game Thread (Now with Bames
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 10:19 am
by guardianoftheblind
i'll be fine with physical copies till the end of time
it would suck for collectors, too
Re: The Bill's Now Playing Video Game Thread (Now with Bames
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 12:45 pm
by The Bill
Pisscubes wrote:So, EA insists that Dead Space get a broader appeal and use universal ammo and become more of a shooter to get more people to buy the game. Game doesn't sell FIVE MILLION FUCKING COPIES, so they axe the series.
http://www.destructoid.com/report-dead- ... 7797.phtml
EA says the story is bullshit. Website then says double bullshit on EA:
http://kotaku.com/5988891/ea-exec-accus ... tion-story
Will this story get as interesting as the Aliens: Colonial Marines debacle... BECAUSE THAT FUCKING GAME SUCKS! Fuck that game, you rat bastard!
Re: The Bill's Now Playing Video Game Thread (Now with Bames
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 12:56 pm
by DR. THRAXX
Kotaku is a shit site IMO.
I didn't read either story, and I'm not questioning this in particular, I'm just saying they blow in general.
Re: The Bill's Now Playing Video Game Thread (Now with Bames
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 1:46 pm
by The Bill
DR. THRAXX wrote:Kotaku is a shit site IMO.
I didn't read either story, and I'm not questioning this in particular, I'm just saying they blow in general.
I don't know of many likable game sites in the present time. I only ever check Kotaku & Blues News. Any suggestions?
Re: The Bill's Now Playing Video Game Thread (Now with Bames
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 1:52 pm
by Spooky Apparition
tomb raider so far =
gameplay is what uncharted wish it could be.
story might be typical indiana jones stuff, but at least lara is a better character than nathan goddamn drake, plus boobs
Re: The Bill's Now Playing Video Game Thread (Now with Bames
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 2:19 pm
by DR. THRAXX
The Bill wrote:DR. THRAXX wrote:Kotaku is a shit site IMO.
I didn't read either story, and I'm not questioning this in particular, I'm just saying they blow in general.
I don't know of many likable game sites in the present time. I only ever check Kotaku & Blues News. Any suggestions?
I pretty much only read Giant Bomb for general game sites.
Otherwise it's just fighting games sites like EventHubs or SRK.
Re: The Bill's Now Playing Video Game Thread (Now with Bames
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 8:31 pm
by Comrade Slinky
Fuck the last boss in Revengeance, jesus christ.
Re: The Bill's Now Playing Video Game Thread (Now with Bames
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 10:40 pm
by The Bill
And the universe opened and said to The Bill, "thou has suffered mediocrity and blatant rectal polyp ingestion via these game o' electric for far too many days. Here's Tomb Raider, it's aces and totally BOSS!"
Re: The Bill's Now Playing Video Game Thread (Now with Bames
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 11:21 pm
by Wang Mandu
Comrade Slinky wrote:Fuck the last boss in Revengeance, jesus christ.
He is a huge asshole but his dialogue was hilarious.
when he throws the rocks, you have to adjust the camera with the stick and you really only need 3 squares lined up.
Re: The Bill's Now Playing Video Game Thread (Now with Bames
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 11:29 pm
by Wang Mandu
LOL
Re: The Bill's Now Playing Video Game Thread (Now with Bames
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 11:32 pm
by Comrade Slinky
Wang Mandu wrote:Comrade Slinky wrote:
when he throws the rocks, you have to adjust the camera with the stick and you really only need 3 squares lined up.
Made about 12 attempts to destroy the rocks for health, can't figure out the exact button inputs to actually destroy the frigging things. Game needs a 6 hour tutorial.
Re: The Bill's Now Playing Video Game Thread (Now with Bames
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 11:40 pm
by Wang Mandu
Line up the camera and push the light slash aka X or whatever it is on the PS3 pad too.
Also, if you dont need the health rations, you can ninja run eight under the rocks and.he will jump.down.
Re: The Bill's Now Playing Video Game Thread (Now with Bames
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 10:31 am
by The Bill
I hope Lara doesn't get her period during this adventure. She's already lost enough blood.
I'm not talking about 90's Image comics level of blood loss here:
But she's turning me on.. I mean not doing so good.
Re: The Bill's Now Playing Video Game Thread (Now with Bames
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 2:31 pm
by copstache
yeah dude, they beat the shit out of her
it's kind of making me uncomfortable
Re: The Bill's Now Playing Video Game Thread (Now with Bames
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 8:53 pm
by Spooky Apparition
some of her death animations are brutal as fuck for sure
anyone played here year walk? not sure if it's only iOS, but i'm getting an ipad tomorrow and this is going to be the first game i download. looks cool as hell