Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2015 7:39 am
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Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2015 11:30 am
ok i officially apologize to jacques. that sounds fucking awesome!
and THE DRUNK CHAMBER is one of my all time favorite stories
and THE DRUNK CHAMBER is one of my all time favorite stories
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2015 9:38 pm
Drunk again. In celebration of awesome assassins divorce. I hope she kills his son. Fuck you.
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Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2015 10:35 pm
i don't imbibe in spirits anymore but i'll tilt this here water bottle in celebration.
i hope his life is eternally miserable and full of mental torment and spiritual emasculation.
i hope his wife finds a real man to cut her asshole to shreds.
no more flaccid psych med cock for her.
praise fuckin hitler!
i hope his life is eternally miserable and full of mental torment and spiritual emasculation.
i hope his wife finds a real man to cut her asshole to shreds.
no more flaccid psych med cock for her.
praise fuckin hitler!
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 6:21 pm
Dude... I totally poached your story!Pisscubes wrote:That was me, dude!\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:That reminds me... A buddy of mine used to be a terrible drunk (he's almost 10 years sober now). Years ago I gave him a job a couple hours a day for cash while he was down on his luck. He would ask for his money before lunch and leave for about 20 minutes before returning to finish the day, and I assumed he was slamming a couple beers to help him get through the day. One day it was too cold for him to walk, so I gave him a ride to do his lunchtime routine. I took him to the liquor store and he came out with 2 bottles of Night Train. I stopped at his house and he ran in for a minute, then came back out and we went back to work. He explained that he was putting the bottles in the freezer so they would be at maximum coldness when he got home form work. He said he goes home, grabs a bottle out of the freezer, and slams it while taking a shower. The other he sipped on all night until he passed out. This was his routine for a long time. He had figured out the maximum level and length of intoxication he could achieve for the smallest amount of money.
My buddy Graham was a Nighttrain/Wild Irish Rose drinker, and I did drive him to stock his fridge at lunch. the freezer/perfect-cheap-drunk story was in my head, and I was sure it happened to one of my friends, but couldn't remember who. I figured it was him because he was the only high-octane wine drunk I knew. I've probably told that story 5 times!
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 10:42 pm
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Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2015 7:07 pm
Johnny BARF Walker
Sake
Shitty Japanese beer
Shitty Mexican beer
Shitty American beer
WHAT'S UP MY L.A. DICK HAVERS
Sake
Shitty Japanese beer
Shitty Mexican beer
Shitty American beer
WHAT'S UP MY L.A. DICK HAVERS
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2015 10:02 pm
Good to see one of our overlords having fun Leon 
I'm shuttered again after the game. Met some lady and I somehow brought up Big Montana without realizing a) not everyone knows what a big montana is and b) it's not very tactful to bring it up in casual conversation.
I'm shuttered again after the game. Met some lady and I somehow brought up Big Montana without realizing a) not everyone knows what a big montana is and b) it's not very tactful to bring it up in casual conversation.
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2015 10:03 pm
How big would you say your Montana is??
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2015 10:09 pm
Nancy needs her cup filled... A warm tea, no sugar past 6...BUNGVOX wrote:i don't imbibe in spirits anymore
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2015 11:37 pm
the awesome Assassin wrote:Nancy needs her cup filled... A warm tea, no sugar past 6...BUNGVOX wrote:i don't imbibe in spirits anymore
i don't think i knew what it was until back in november when you brought it up (searched for it and there was a whole thread i missed years backBlack Jacques wrote:a) not everyone knows what a big montana is
)Black Jacques wrote: b) it's not very tactful to bring it up in casual conversation.
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2015 7:16 pm
water for me...thanks though.the awesome Assassin wrote:Nancy needs her cup filled... A warm tea, no sugar past 6...BUNGVOX wrote:i don't imbibe in spirits anymore
more liquor for you so you can die faster.
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2015 9:38 pm
Liver and pancreas damage takes decades. More likely the sheer force of his wall eyes starring in opposite directions tearing that mound of scar tissue he called a head in half.BUNGVOX wrote:water for me...thanks though.the awesome Assassin wrote:Nancy needs her cup filled... A warm tea, no sugar past 6...BUNGVOX wrote:i don't imbibe in spirits anymore
more liquor for you so you can die faster.
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2015 9:48 pm
How much would you say your boots are ugly?Black Jacques wrote:How big would you say your Montana is??
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2015 7:53 pm
I have three fifths of hard liquor one of which is a 7 dollar bottle of vodka. Also bought a half fifth of kraken rum. Plus a case of beer. I wasn't gonna get any beer but I haven't seen Olympia in forever.
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2015 7:59 pm
kraken fucking rules but its dangerous because its so delicious. i had a shot of some shit from mexico last night. 170 proof. it was like jager but way more of a black licorice taste. also more fire. it tasted like pure fire
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2015 8:08 pm
Brujeria blend? Coco loco liqueur?
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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2015 8:14 pm
i tried googling it but i cant find it. it had a black label and i think maybe a pirate on the label? in any case i hope i never have it again. fucking terrible
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2015 8:16 pm
Haha. When I was browsing the liquor store they had some cheap rum. Wasn't captain Morgan... Was admiral Anderson or some bullshit
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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2015 8:23 pm
dude!! admiral nelsons!!! that shit rules its exactly captain morgans but like 1/3 the price. i drank almost an entire half gallon of it one friday night forgetting i had to work on a saturday. i didnt even leave the truck that day until about 20 minutes before we left. violent hangover and i never get hungover. but the price is right!
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2015 8:26 pm
I'm going to take credit for this like I did with PBR 15 years ago. I haven't drank PBR ever since Oly changed its recipe back to what it was before they had a corporation pull-in. Now everyone is drinking it. Fuck Portland hipsters.....it's all my fault.Cascade Whore wrote:I haven't seen Olympia in forever.
Totally bummed. A couple stores in my neighborhood had been selling Rainer Ale in the 24oz cans and I was ready to mail you some. All the sudden they are gone again.....
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2015 8:41 pm
That Rainer ale would have been sweet. I must have mention we recently just got "Rainer beer" in my neck of the woods. I really want to get a 40 of Balentine ale.Introvert wrote:I'm going to take credit for this like I did with PBR 15 years ago. I haven't drank PBR ever since Oly changed its recipe back to what it was before they had a corporation pull-in. Now everyone is drinking it. Fuck Portland hipsters.....it's all my fault.Cascade Whore wrote:I haven't seen Olympia in forever.
Totally bummed. A couple stores in my neighborhood had been selling Rainer Ale in the 24oz cans and I was ready to mail you some. All the sudden they are gone again.....
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2015 9:08 pm
they seel olympia tall boys at a liquor down the strret for 50 cents. i bought 5 and some uv 103 get fucked
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 1:55 pm
Went to a bar, got a shot of Jameson and drank Guinness. Now i'm singing the Mortal Kombat theme song at work.
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2015 11:45 am
Me yesterday, x7 (I think?) Don't worry, my Docs looked better with throw up on them.pooptastik wrote:Went to a bar, got a shot of Jameson and drank Guinness. Now i'm singing the Mortal Kombat theme song at work.
Also 50 cents for a beer is absolutely ridiculous no matter what it is. Seriously?