Latest movie you watched (1-10 scale)
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seemed cool with the sound off and me reading the premise
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this is the director
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The Extraordinary Adventures of Adèle Blanc-Sec - 6/10
Funny & entertaining, though frequently absurd... I guess that's the point. CG-phobes beware.
Funny & entertaining, though frequently absurd... I guess that's the point. CG-phobes beware.
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copstache wrote:this is the director
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At Any Price - 3
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Elvira: Mistress of the Dark - 9/10
at this point I'm pretty much ready to say fuck other movies besides this one
at this point I'm pretty much ready to say fuck other movies besides this one
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i remember my dad had that (possibly for beating off reasons) and when he was gone i would steal it and beat off to it. thats really the only redeeming factor i can recall though
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Moonlighting (1982) - 8
Arena - 2
Zombi 2 - 9.5
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I Spit on Your Grave (2010) - 5/10
Surprisingly successful at not sexualizing the rape or what leads up to it despite being in a real big hurry to get her out of her clothes early on, but then the 30 minutes of torture porn at the end clash completely with the rest of the movie, and that's actually the most entertaining part because everything else is way too drawn out and just ends up being boring.
Also, I kept waiting for a cartoon *boink* noise everytime she knocked one of them out by limply swinging a 2x4 at them. lol.
Surprisingly successful at not sexualizing the rape or what leads up to it despite being in a real big hurry to get her out of her clothes early on, but then the 30 minutes of torture porn at the end clash completely with the rest of the movie, and that's actually the most entertaining part because everything else is way too drawn out and just ends up being boring.
Also, I kept waiting for a cartoon *boink* noise everytime she knocked one of them out by limply swinging a 2x4 at them. lol.
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So did no one see Transcendence? It's getting shit reviews but I'm still semi-interested. It's either that or Grand Budapest Hotel tonight, which I'll go in all cross-armed and frowning about but I'll probably love it more than everyone else
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Oh yeah - do GBH - I didn't hear of anyone being pleasantly surprised by Transcendence. It seems to be a movie that just sucks, not anything risky or subversive or over anyone's head. Lots of critics were into the ideas/themes and left cold by the resulting shittiness.
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kermode liked it
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Oblivion again maybe? still haven't watched that nigga
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he said the script mostly sucked, it doesn't have explosions, its very pretty and cohesive with some good supporting performances
he compared it to john carter except he liked this and hated john carter. i wrote it off so i'm interested to see it now that it flopped enormously. i like being wrong guy..
he compared it to john carter except he liked this and hated john carter. i wrote it off so i'm interested to see it now that it flopped enormously. i like being wrong guy..
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I meant I hadn't seen Oblivion
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Captain America: The Winter Soldier - 7.5
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GBH was pretty damn good.Necrometer wrote:Oh yeah - do GBH - I didn't hear of anyone being pleasantly surprised by Transcendence. It seems to be a movie that just sucks, not anything risky or subversive or over anyone's head. Lots of critics were into the ideas/themes and left cold by the resulting shittiness.
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>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCpRTUR7XE4<
I'm mostly just pissed that we didn't get to hear him refer to it as Pantsendence
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Dumping on Her because the plot is not novel? How about the fuckin' execution, buddy?
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I'm mostly just pissed that we didn't get to hear him refer to it as Pantsendence
Andromeda Strain comparison
Dumping on Her because the plot is not novel? How about the fuckin' execution, buddy?
"show, don't tell"
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Settled on GBH. My wife informed me that Jeff Goldblum is in it and that sealed the deal. I'm still interested in Transcendence for sure though. I've heard the 'ol "nobel failure" thing tossed around a bit so there's potential that it could be cool.
FYI John Carter god damn rules and I will watch it again tomorrow
FYI John Carter god damn rules and I will watch it again tomorrow
copstache wrote:on a positive note, i hope if i get old and encrippled my nurses come and put on Judeobeast Assassin and watch my horrible atrophied limbs twitch in some mess of neurons flickering and dying
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FYI John Carter god damn rules and I will watch it again tomorrow
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I don't feel the least bit of shame about liking that shit
Like, I wouldn't readily admit that I liked say, the Conan remake or that awful Solomon Kane movie (it's garbage but I love it). I ardently defended Doomsday (the Neil Marshall one) the other day to people who were baffled why anyone liked that movie. But John Carter is MY SHIT. It helps that I love the source material dearly but that movie is not a secret shame or anything.
I find myself constantly having to defend Pacific Rim too, fuck the world
Like, I wouldn't readily admit that I liked say, the Conan remake or that awful Solomon Kane movie (it's garbage but I love it). I ardently defended Doomsday (the Neil Marshall one) the other day to people who were baffled why anyone liked that movie. But John Carter is MY SHIT. It helps that I love the source material dearly but that movie is not a secret shame or anything.
I find myself constantly having to defend Pacific Rim too, fuck the world
copstache wrote:on a positive note, i hope if i get old and encrippled my nurses come and put on Judeobeast Assassin and watch my horrible atrophied limbs twitch in some mess of neurons flickering and dying
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Mooretician wrote: But John Carter is MY SHIT.
hey man
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those people are beyond helpMooretician wrote:I find myself constantly having to defend Pacific Rim too, fuck the world
best litmus in years
or months... since Prometheus anyway
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Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".
I have 8 children.
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