Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 1:32 pm
by Natas
It's nice to be able to tell who the single guys are in this thread. If you want her to see a grind band with you or put up with your tunes, you will need to see a movie you don't want to sometimes.
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 1:37 pm
by FVBTVS
the writing just completely finished me
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 2:27 pm
by Necrometer
Natas wrote:If you want her to see a grind band with you or put up with your tunes, you will need to see a movie you don't want to sometimes.
it's just weird because crypto is neither saying he's being dragged nor actually admitted to being interested in it, but instead making up weird fake excuses for why it would be "fun"
standard suburban bad faith lyfe
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 3:23 pm
by Spooky Apparition
Natas wrote:It's nice to be able to tell who the single guys are in this thread. If you want her to see a grind band with you or put up with your tunes, you will need to see a movie you don't want to sometimes.
stop trying to rationalize your shitty wife/life.
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 3:58 pm
by Ray
Natas wrote:It's nice to be able to tell who the single guys are in this thread. If you want her to see a grind band with you or put up with your tunes, you will need to see a movie you don't want to sometimes.
No one NEEDS to drag each other to shitty crap they don't want to do tit for tat, doesn't your woman have friends for that stuff?
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:03 pm
by Teebore
Ray wrote:
Natas wrote:It's nice to be able to tell who the single guys are in this thread. If you want her to see a grind band with you or put up with your tunes, you will need to see a movie you don't want to sometimes.
No one NEEDS to drag each other to shitty crap they don't want to do tit for tat, doesn't your woman have LOVERS for that stuff?
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:07 pm
by atetoomuch69
Enjoy the show TED
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:15 pm
by Whee of the Dead
I was informed by one of my co-workers today that you can't diss 50 Shades of Grey if you haven't read it because their is a strong psychological element to it.
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:24 pm
by Ray
Teebore wrote:
Ray wrote:
Natas wrote:It's nice to be able to tell who the single guys are in this thread. If you want her to see a grind band with you or put up with your tunes, you will need to see a movie you don't want to sometimes.
No one NEEDS to drag each other to shitty crap they don't want to do tit for tat, doesn't your woman have LOVERS for that stuff?
Enjoy the show, Ted
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:38 pm
by FVBTVS
my bitch in high school made me see Hope Floats and Titanic..
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:39 pm
by FVBTVS
another girl made me see Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs but that was a 10/10 would see again..
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:40 pm
by FVBTVS
my last girl saw Trash Humpers on our first date with me and we stayed together almost three years
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:43 pm
by BUNGVOX
FVBTVS wrote:my bitch in high school made me see Hope Floats and Titanic..
key word: BITCH
did you get to cram your hog up her ass?
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:44 pm
by Necrometer
hahahaha
I dated this chick whose favorite movie was emperor's new groove and she had me watch it with her and it was THE PITS
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:46 pm
by BUNGVOX
Necrometer wrote:hahahaha
I dated this chick whose favorite movie was emperor's new groove and she had me watch it with her and it was THE PITS
no quim pay off i take it?
another bitch.
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:48 pm
by Necrometer
sex with her was super weird - she had really amazing breasts but was pretty prudish in a lot of ways - it didn't last
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:51 pm
by Whee of the Dead
I was bumping uglies with this girl until she made me watch The Hangover. It made me go on a quest to win back my ex.
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:54 pm
by FVBTVS
having a brain rattling experience in the movie theatre to something that deeply gratifies you is a tricky situation on a date because, for me, it means we might inexplicably keep seeing each other when it was really just because that movie was so badass..
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 7:20 pm
by Cryptoplasty
Wang Mandu wrote:
Cryptoplasty wrote:I'm going to see this with my wife on Saturday. It was my idea.
Is where you live that boring or do you hate your wife and yourself? [emoji38]
All 3.
It's apparent we have serious situation here. My wife read the book and thought it was fucking stupid, but she has no qualms about seeing the movie. We never go to movie theaters anymore, and we have gift cards to use, and my wifes parents are watching the kids, AND WHY THE FUCK AM I ACTUALLY EXPLAINING THIS WE ARE JUST GOING TO SEE A FUCKING MOVIE.
We watch real porn sometimes. Everything is fine.
I'll let you guys know how it is.
A report from a friend is that the theater was asked not to remove clothing and to keep heads above seats.
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 7:26 pm
by Necrometer
Cryptoplasty wrote:A report from a friend is that the theater was asked not to remove clothing and to keep heads above seats.
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 11:22 pm
by Wang Mandu
Enjoy Cryptoplasty. No hate here....just curious because it seemed like neither of you wanted to see it.
Last girl I dated suggested we see Ted. I'm glad we don't talk anymore.
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2015 9:23 pm
by The Seventh Son
Any reports of groups of people showing up "cosplaying" in full on bondage gear?
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2023 10:23 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
THE TITLE OF THIS VIDEO
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2023 10:03 am
by FVBTVS
interesting bump
i was thinking the other day that its a shame we cant have mainstream fuck flicks anymore, this was probably the last gasp
@kylepowell9841
2 years ago
It's good that Anastasia hear Christian out, though. Because, they would not have a second chance in this relationship, though.
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2023 12:23 am
by kevin hash
Now it's time for Colleen Hoover to turn her basic ass books into movies.
Mainstream fudge tunnel pounding and donkey punches coming soon.
