Fuck You-- Pizza

[pleasuretokill]

[quote="Mr. Budd"]

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Jesus. That thing in the middle of the photo is fucking TOASTED! That's about the worst I've ever seen......

[templarknightcarbomb]

Reading you non-Chicagoans post about pizza is like watching 13 year-olds learning to smoke but without all the sexy.


CAN'T THEY JUST CRAM SOME THINS TOGETHER AND MAKE IT DEEP? I'D LIKE SKITTLES AN RANCH DRESSING ON MINE. CAN YOU FLATTEN IT UP REAL GOOD SO IT FOLDS IN HALF?


FIRED!!!!

True.

[Zerohero]

"Yo dawgs, Mr. Budd be whack - let's go get a slices. Chicago got burnt up by a cow and shit."

[Necrometer]

o hello thar

[Zxcccccccccccc]

PIZZA!

I’LL ALWAYS STAND UP & BE COUNTED AS A STRONG MAN!… Rather than lay down & get stepped on like a PUNK!! I’m an aggressive MAN by NATURE that dosen’t mean I’m OVERLY AGGRESSIVE. Meanin’ I’m not the type of MAN 2 cum at any WOMAN sideways… I’m ALWAYS up front! About WHO I am… WHAT I am & WHY I am.

My daily MOTO is & will ALWAYS be… No SURRENDER! No RETREAT! Wit’ a personality like THIS I always know there’s gotta be a PRICE 2 pay 4 bein’ this way. REGARDLESS I can’t afford 2 be a WEAK; AVERAGE MAN! 4 these reasons I’ll ALWAYS consider (myself) … RATHER UNIQUE!

BELOW I WROTE THE TYPE OF MAN I’LL NEVER BE! 4 ME I’LL ALWAYS GIVE A WOMEN THAT I’M
INTRESTED IN A CHOICE THE OPTION OF KNOWIN’ WHAT KINDA MAN SHE’S DEALIN WIT’… SHE MAY NOT LIKE THE SITUATION & I COULD MISS OUT ON A DOWN WOMAN IF THE CIRCUMSTANCES WERE DIFFRENT, BUT WHEN ITS SAID & DONE SHE CAN’T HELP, BUT APPRECIATE & RESPECT THE FACT THAT I’M STR8T-UP WIT ‘ER THAT I GAVE ‘ER A CHOICE!

THE OPTION OF KNOWN THE (TYPE OF MAN) SHE COULD BE DEALIN WIT’… SO NO WOMAN
CAN EVER DOUBT ME OR MY WORD! MORE IMPORTANT NO WOMAN WILL EVER HAVE AN
OPPERTUNITY 2 BRAND ME A LIER OR LABEL ME A CHEAT!

I DON’T NEED 2 HIDE BEHIND DECEPTION… SOY MORENO HOMBRE DE BOSTON! ‘I’D NEVER BE HIM’ The min U saw him U knew U wanted him 2 sweep U off of U’r feet…& he DID! & in U’r mind U thought 2 U’r self … ‘DAMN! He’s a NICE guy FUNNY…CUTE & SWEET.

2 U’r suprise he likes alotta the same thangs as U he even likes doin’ ‘em 2. He’s the perfect MAN
or so it seems… So U see the 2 of U together & not just in U’r DREAMS & as he looks in U’r eyes
while playin’wit’ U’r hair he’ says he’ll always be there & that he’ll always care. His touch soft 2
U’r body his grip firm & tight wit’ soothin’ words he fills U’r ears as the softest kisses seal U’r fate.

So U ditch all the other’s 4 U’r 1 new obsession wit’ out even thinkin’ if he’d ever cause greif or bring on depression. U convince U’r self U LOVE ‘em so U give ‘em U’r HEART not knowin’ 1 day he’ll tear it apart.

PIZZA!

[Bored Sr.]

I saw that episode of Bourdain the other day where he goes to Burt's Place and gets a massive pie...it looked so good. Next time I'm in Chicago I'll definitely check it out.

I'm a fan of thin NY pizza and deep dish, and every other kind of pizza... Pizza can do no wrong IMO.

[Necrometer]

so in trying to find this thread, I searched for pisscubes posts containing "pizza fuck"... the results were STAGGERING

only two slices remain = breakfast

[father of lies]

i am with bored. Some are better than others, and chicago is obviously the winner, but ive never met a variety i didnt like. Even awful pizza is fine sometimes.

mushrooms are the kings of pizza toppings.

[father of lies]

also natas, you could have spent the pame amount of money and made several better tasting, healthier pizzas. Maybe, just maybe, you could get the youngins involved and teach them not to be a lazy american thurber...

but what do i know...

[Bored Sr.]

i am with bored. Some are better than others, and chicago is obviously the winner, but ive never met a variety i didnt like. Even awful pizza is fine sometimes.

mushrooms are the kings of pizza toppings.

Yes. I have tasted some atrociously bad pizzas in my time on this planet, but I still ate them. Why? They were pizzas.

There are a lot of boutique/yuppie/connoisseur pizza places in Austin, as one might expect because this is one of the snob capitals of the world, but...I have worked my way through most of them. I tend to prefer the street pizza.

[Goatus]

also natas, you could have spent the pame amount of money and made several better tasting, healthier pizzas. Maybe, just maybe, you could get the youngins involved and teach them not to be a lazy american thurber...

but what do i know...

Until you have like 6 kids don't even try being a condescending butthole to Natas. Being a PARANT to one kid is hard enough. Let's see you have a small army of mini-FOL's running around and at the end of the day still have enough energy to have super-happy-fun-kitchen-classroom-fancy-book-lernin' time.

[Necrometer]

lol @ 6 kids

[Goatus]

I'm assuming he has 4-6 kids. I don't know where the other two go on occasion. Maybe they're like transdimensional spawn or something and only appear within a cloud of sulphur-and-brimstone smelling smoke to have a few slices of pizza every now and then.

[Bored Sr.]

I'm assuming he has 4-6 kids.

[Mr. Budd]

Natas gets my respect for even having one kid and giving a shit about it...add a few more and I understand how hard it can be. Maybe he should just feed them something else instead of pizza so they won't write emo songs about him later. ToasterovenConfessionals.

[Mr. Budd]

Sorry kids, Daddy got fired from Pizza last night, you might as well turn the toaster oven off and start boiling the poptarts.

[NANOplague]

Just ordered a pizza for the first time in over a year. Goddamned stupidly overpriced when you factor in the delivery charge and tip.
Oregon has almost NO good pizza either.

[Pip]

Just ordered a pizza for the first time in over a year. Goddamned stupidly overpriced when you factor in the delivery charge and tip.
Oregon has almost NO good pizza either.

You're lucky you get to use the word 'almost.' I don't even have that luxury. Singapore has no good pizza. Period.

[BarkingLocust]

Just ordered a pizza for the first time in over a year. Goddamned stupidly overpriced when you factor in the delivery charge and tip.
Oregon has almost NO good pizza either.

You're lucky you get to use the word 'almost.' I don't even have that luxury. Singapore has no good pizza. Period.

What are you doing in Singapore anyways.

[Pip]

Just ordered a pizza for the first time in over a year. Goddamned stupidly overpriced when you factor in the delivery charge and tip.
Oregon has almost NO good pizza either.

You're lucky you get to use the word 'almost.' I don't even have that luxury. Singapore has no good pizza. Period.

What are you doing in Singapore anyways.

Working.

I work for Google's primary partner in Asia Pacific. It's a pretty cool job, but I think I'm going to move on in about the next 8 months or so.

[BarkingLocust]

Just ordered a pizza for the first time in over a year. Goddamned stupidly overpriced when you factor in the delivery charge and tip.
Oregon has almost NO good pizza either.

You're lucky you get to use the word 'almost.' I don't even have that luxury. Singapore has no good pizza. Period.

What are you doing in Singapore anyways.

Working.

I work for Google's primary partner in Asia Pacific. It's a pretty cool job, but I think I'm going to move on in about the next 8 months or so.

I learned how to program with google map api today.

[Pip]

Just ordered a pizza for the first time in over a year. Goddamned stupidly overpriced when you factor in the delivery charge and tip.
Oregon has almost NO good pizza either.

You're lucky you get to use the word 'almost.' I don't even have that luxury. Singapore has no good pizza. Period.

What are you doing in Singapore anyways.

Working.

I work for Google's primary partner in Asia Pacific. It's a pretty cool job, but I think I'm going to move on in about the next 8 months or so.

I learned how to program with google map api today.

That's one of the primary things we sell. We do TONS of geospatial work alongside Google Apps implementation.

[father of lies]

I went to a NY style build your own slice type place the other day. The slices are about a foot long, big enough that neither I nor the girl I went with finished. Mozz, feta, olives, artichoke hearts, and I think onion for $5 or something. Rules. It still isn't Chicago, but its pretty fine in its own right.

[smellmyfinger]

I drove 40 miles yesterday to visit family and get a real pizza. The town where I grew up was full of daygos (Spelled wrong on purpose) and the pizza was / is way better than the pizza's the fuckin pollocks in Buffalo make....

[Geeheeb]

I drove 40 miles yesterday to visit family and get a real pizza. The town where I grew up was full of daygos (Spelled wrong on purpose) and the pizza was / is way better than the pizza's the fuckin pollocks in Buffalo make....

Olean?