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Tony Twist wrote:It wasn't something she said with her mouth. Last time I got laid I was doing this chick from behind and she fucking farted on me.

It could have been worse...

http://www.efukt.com/2396_Contents_Under_Pessure.html

A chick while both of us were nearly black-out drunk on vodka: "You're going to have to be on top, if I'm on top I'll probably puke all over you".

hahahahaha fuck

I'm always the one saying mean things a preemptive coping mechanism and if it cones my way I just pin them down and commence with furious berating followed by rape.

I was called a dirty little slut during a threesome with two guys. But that was really more fun than mean...

"...You better get me a Mother's Day card..."

Bitch nearly stopped my heart with that one.

riley-o wrote:i would refuse to sleep with you because you're hideously ugly on both the outside and inside

hahahaha...

Wormholegenerator wrote:

OH FUCK

hahahahhaha

oh my god

if i didn't hate my own face so much that would be my new avatar....

tht my farley impression, streve

Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:tht my farley impression, streve

It's actually a little uncanny towards the end of it...




(honestly, I'm not trying to be insulting...you made the face and that's the first thing that came to my mind).

hahaha, i can kind of see it! how would that be insulting? if i had a problem with being ugly i wouldn't contort my face to accentuate it, would i?

Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:hahaha, i can kind of see it! how would that be insulting? if i had a problem with being ugly i wouldn't contort my face to accentuate it, would i?

I dunno... It kind of seems like you do have a "problem" with it, and you accentuate it as a way to backlash. Kind of like making fun of yourself, before anyone else has the chance to make fun of you, in an attempt to take the sting out of their slings and arrows.

mari bringing some heat

riley-o wrote:mari bringing some heat

And a poor use of commas...

Shane once said to a chick "Your hair is nice, but your face is just OK." It worked.

add me 2 ur youtubes

Don't worry Amelia, I'll be embarrassed for you

ungodlywarlock wrote:

Goddamn, the resemblance is uncanny. You know it's worth considering living life with a bag over your head when Newman is your doppelganger...

neckbeard wrote:add me 2 ur youtubes

me 2 wtf

I'm pretty sure I've told this story on here before.....


Was sucking this dudes weiner and had gum in my mouth. I can keep it in there while doing the deed without it being in the way. Anyway, he found out that I had gum in my mouth while sucking his dick and got so pissed at me. Was telling me off and so I put him in my car and and dropped him off wherever I felt like it. (Some weird place in San Francisco)

Who the fuck complains about a blowjob?!?!


GAY

LIVERWRECKER wrote:I'm pretty sure I've told this story on here before.....


Was sucking this dudes weiner and had gum in my mouth. I can keep it in there while doing the deed without it being in the way. Anyway, he found out that I had gum in my mouth while sucking his dick and got so pissed at me. Was telling me off and so I put him in my car and and dropped him off wherever I felt like it. (Some weird place in San Francisco)

Who the fuck complains about a blowjob?!?!


GAY

*raises hand*

Mari_Mar wrote:

LIVERWRECKER wrote:I'm pretty sure I've told this story on here before.....


Was sucking this dudes weiner and had gum in my mouth. I can keep it in there while doing the deed without it being in the way. Anyway, he found out that I had gum in my mouth while sucking his dick and got so pissed at me. Was telling me off and so I put him in my car and and dropped him off wherever I felt like it. (Some weird place in San Francisco)

Who the fuck complains about a blowjob?!?!


GAY

*raises hand*

:tounge:

electronicham wrote:You didn't have the common courtesy to spit out the gum? What the fuck? I bet there was no flavor to it already because if there was flavor, he would have OBVIOUSLY saw you put it in before you mowed down on his crotch. This is total bullshit and I am offended

you some kinda queer?

This thread has started bringing the LOLs very recently.