i'm not telling you how to eat...

[Cryptoplasty]

It's funny when fat people do anything.

[father of lies]

You too Torsion. Group hug.

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I wasn't really that fat to begin with this time. I'm at like 195 these days...

[the awesome Assassin]

That dawg is strictly G.I. -- Gibbering Idiot...

[hipster holocaust]

It's funny when fat people do anything.

which is exactly why i'm not suggesting how people should or shouldn't eat, not only because it would be hyprocritical of me being that i've had fast food recently, but more importantly i enjoy the entertainment of fat people too much

[Glass Asshole]

A twinkie milkshake sounds rad

I was hoping someone would notice.

I don't think I've ever had the desire to eat a twinkie in my adult life, but damn there's something about a twinkie milkshake that is really appealing to me. Would.

[Necrometer]

McDonald's burgers are fucking delicious.

[milkmandan]

Now eating: Chipotle burrito bowl

[neckbeard]

I'm not telling you how to eat.
Scandal strikes the tomato-paste industry.

The feds had been investigating his tomato-processing company for more than four years, but Scott Salyer was apparently taken by surprise when the FBI nabbed him at JFK Airport last month. Salyer, who flies his own jet, had been traveling to Paraguay and Andorra, among other locales, looking for an extradition-safe home. He was visiting the United States to see his newborn grandson when the investigation closed in on him.

[la caca eres tu]

Now eating: Chipotle burrito bowl

[Burpcore the GRIM]

also, where's the 20 year old twinkie?

did you know: twinkies are not healthy, and have a shelf life of forever?

Pffff, next you'll be trying to tell us that smoking is bad for you.

[la caca eres tu]

Hasn't weight watchers recently teamed up with McDonald's?

Eating is simple: avoid processed foods, avoid grains (pretty much redundant) eat meat and vegetables, have an occasional fruit and watch your starches.

no paleo

WARRIOR DIET, EAT ONCE A DAY!!!! make it

[Erik13]

McDonald's burgers are fucking delicious.

This.

[jen said destroy]

But they dont taste like anything...

[Bored, Esq.]

But they dont taste like anything...

Well, they taste like the chemical version of someone's memory of a hamburger from 1950.

[jen said destroy]

I meant they don't taste like anything worth eating.

[Bored, Esq.]

I meant they don't taste like anything worth eating.

I'm going to have to disagree. I quite enjoy the chemically synthesized taste of dead flesh from the McCarthy era.

[pleasuretokill]

McDonald's burgers are fucking delicious.

This is completely false.

[Scarlet Bro Hansen]

I worked at McDonalds over a decade ago. The milk shake machine would heat the mix up really hot at night and a big paddle would stir the mix around for the 5 hour or whatever period the store was shut down or not being put back together for breakfast. Imagine a milk product so chemically treated it can be heated up every night for hours on end and then just refrozen with no effect on taste texture or anything.

[father of lies]

I meant they don't taste like anything worth eating.

I'm going to have to disagree. I quite enjoy the chemically synthesized taste of dead flesh from the McCarthy era.

They don't taste like FOOD is what I think she's trying to say.

So, the place I work is no longer a Ben and Jerry's franchise. We still have some decent ice cream (though nowhere near as good as Ben and Jerry's), but on Sunday, we started selling our new smoothies. Six or eight ounces of slime from a carton and a cup of ice. Somebody ordered a STRAWBERRYBANANARAMA today, so I tried the little bit left in the blender, and it was fucking FOUL. I tasted the other syrups, and the mango looks like chilled motor oil, and taste like what McMango dipping sauce for McNuggets would probably taste like. The raspberry wasn't tooooo bad, so I made one to give it a whirl. It was pretty fucking disgusting, but I hate wasting food, and I WAS thirsty, so I finished it. Shortly thereafter, my stomach started to hurt. I looked at the label; 29g of sugar per serving. I figured that was pretty gross but not the cause of my stomachache. But then I saw the serving size. 2.5 ounces.

I had 100g of sugar in about 15 minutes. FOUR OUNCES OF SUGAR. I almost puked. I should have forced it up.

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They had the right idea.

[monsterod]

mmmmm.....smooooooothies.....

[father of lies]

I can get a giant HEALTHY sandwich from the co op three blocks away for $5. It doesn't really HAVE to be bad.

Am I allowed on board the fatty hating wagon, guys?

[Necrometer]

I can get a giant HEALTHY sandwich from the co op three blocks away for $5. It doesn't really HAVE to be bad.

Am I allowed on board the fatty hating wagon, guys?

post the contents of the sandwich

[father of lies]

I can't find the menu online anywhere. The best one is a take on the golden temple: avocado, tomato, onion, sprouts, a condiment of some sort (may or may not be roasted red pepper hummus) and a slice of melted cheese on whole grain bread. I usually get the falafel. Three good sized patties, tahini lemon, cucumber, sprouts, tomato and such in a wheat pita. It's pretty huge, easily two meals.

[The Torsion]

They don't taste like FOOD is what I think she's trying to say.

What the fuck does this statement mean? Seriously, some of you need to take a break for safety with the bullshit know-it-all lectures about food.

[Zerohero]

share some more shocking health advice to help readers of this thread:


reduce excess sodium and sugar intake

eat less fat

get regular exercise

don't mainline heroin on an empty stomach