Re: i'm not telling you how to eat...
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 8:35 am
It's funny when fat people do anything.
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Re: i'm not telling you how to eat...
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 8:37 am
You too Torsion. Group hug.
Re: i'm not telling you how to eat...
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 8:37 am
That dawg is strictly G.I. -- Gibbering Idiot...
Re: i'm not telling you how to eat...
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 10:31 am
Cryptoplasty wrote:It's funny when fat people do anything.
which is exactly why i'm not suggesting how people should or shouldn't eat, not only because it would be hyprocritical of me being that i've had fast food recently, but more importantly i enjoy the entertainment of fat people too much
Re: i'm not telling you how to eat...
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 10:39 am
The Torsion wrote:I was hoping someone would notice.iEd wrote:A twinkie milkshake sounds rad
I don't think I've ever had the desire to eat a twinkie in my adult life, but damn there's something about a twinkie milkshake that is really appealing to me. Would.Re: i'm not telling you how to eat...
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 10:48 am
metal5411 wrote:McDonald's burgers are fucking delicious.
Re: i'm not telling you how to eat...
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 10:51 am
Now eating: Chipotle burrito bowl
Re: i'm not telling you how to eat...
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 11:45 am
I'm not telling you how to eat.
Scandal strikes the tomato-paste industry.
The feds had been investigating his tomato-processing company for more than four years, but Scott Salyer was apparently taken by surprise when the FBI nabbed him at JFK Airport last month. Salyer, who flies his own jet, had been traveling to Paraguay and Andorra, among other locales, looking for an extradition-safe home. He was visiting the United States to see his newborn grandson when the investigation closed in on him.
Scandal strikes the tomato-paste industry.
The feds had been investigating his tomato-processing company for more than four years, but Scott Salyer was apparently taken by surprise when the FBI nabbed him at JFK Airport last month. Salyer, who flies his own jet, had been traveling to Paraguay and Andorra, among other locales, looking for an extradition-safe home. He was visiting the United States to see his newborn grandson when the investigation closed in on him.
Re: i'm not telling you how to eat...
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:25 am
milkmandan wrote:Now eating: Chipotle burrito bowl
Re: i'm not telling you how to eat...
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:48 am
Pffff, next you'll be trying to tell us that smoking is bad for you.Necrophilic Mallard wrote:also, where's the 20 year old twinkie?
did you know: twinkies are not healthy, and have a shelf life of forever?
Re: i'm not telling you how to eat...
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:27 am
WARRIOR DIET, EAT ONCE A DAY!!!! make itneckbeard wrote:no paleola caca eres tu wrote:Hasn't weight watchers recently teamed up with McDonald's?
Eating is simple: avoid processed foods, avoid grains (pretty much redundant) eat meat and vegetables, have an occasional fruit and watch your starches.
Re: i'm not telling you how to eat...
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:02 am
This.metal5411 wrote:McDonald's burgers are fucking delicious.
Re: i'm not telling you how to eat...
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:23 am
But they dont taste like anything...
Re: i'm not telling you how to eat...
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:25 am
Well, they taste like the chemical version of someone's memory of a hamburger from 1950.jen said destroy wrote:But they dont taste like anything...
Re: i'm not telling you how to eat...
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:30 am
I meant they don't taste like anything worth eating.
Re: i'm not telling you how to eat...
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:32 am
I'm going to have to disagree. I quite enjoy the chemically synthesized taste of dead flesh from the McCarthy era.jen said destroy wrote:I meant they don't taste like anything worth eating.
Re: i'm not telling you how to eat...
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:51 am
Erik13 wrote:This is completely false.metal5411 wrote:McDonald's burgers are fucking delicious.
Re: i'm not telling you how to eat...
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:19 pm
I worked at McDonalds over a decade ago. The milk shake machine would heat the mix up really hot at night and a big paddle would stir the mix around for the 5 hour or whatever period the store was shut down or not being put back together for breakfast. Imagine a milk product so chemically treated it can be heated up every night for hours on end and then just refrozen with no effect on taste texture or anything.
Re: i'm not telling you how to eat...
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:52 pm
They don't taste like FOOD is what I think she's trying to say.Bored, Esq. wrote:I'm going to have to disagree. I quite enjoy the chemically synthesized taste of dead flesh from the McCarthy era.jen said destroy wrote:I meant they don't taste like anything worth eating.
So, the place I work is no longer a Ben and Jerry's franchise. We still have some decent ice cream (though nowhere near as good as Ben and Jerry's), but on Sunday, we started selling our new smoothies. Six or eight ounces of slime from a carton and a cup of ice. Somebody ordered a STRAWBERRYBANANARAMA today, so I tried the little bit left in the blender, and it was fucking FOUL. I tasted the other syrups, and the mango looks like chilled motor oil, and taste like what McMango dipping sauce for McNuggets would probably taste like. The raspberry wasn't tooooo bad, so I made one to give it a whirl. It was pretty fucking disgusting, but I hate wasting food, and I WAS thirsty, so I finished it. Shortly thereafter, my stomach started to hurt. I looked at the label; 29g of sugar per serving. I figured that was pretty gross but not the cause of my stomachache. But then I saw the serving size. 2.5 ounces.
I had 100g of sugar in about 15 minutes. FOUR OUNCES OF SUGAR. I almost puked. I should have forced it up.
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Re: i'm not telling you how to eat...
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:54 pm
mmmmm.....smooooooothies.....
Re: i'm not telling you how to eat...
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:58 pm
I can get a giant HEALTHY sandwich from the co op three blocks away for $5. It doesn't really HAVE to be bad.
Am I allowed on board the fatty hating wagon, guys?
Am I allowed on board the fatty hating wagon, guys?
Re: i'm not telling you how to eat...
Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:02 am
post the contents of the sandwichfather of lies wrote:I can get a giant HEALTHY sandwich from the co op three blocks away for $5. It doesn't really HAVE to be bad.
Am I allowed on board the fatty hating wagon, guys?
Re: i'm not telling you how to eat...
Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:12 am
I can't find the menu online anywhere. The best one is a take on the golden temple: avocado, tomato, onion, sprouts, a condiment of some sort (may or may not be roasted red pepper hummus) and a slice of melted cheese on whole grain bread. I usually get the falafel. Three good sized patties, tahini lemon, cucumber, sprouts, tomato and such in a wheat pita. It's pretty huge, easily two meals.
Re: i'm not telling you how to eat...
Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 4:28 am
What the fuck does this statement mean? Seriously, some of you need to take a break for safety with the bullshit know-it-all lectures about food.father of lies wrote: They don't taste like FOOD is what I think she's trying to say.
Re: i'm not telling you how to eat...
Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 7:05 am
share some more shocking health advice to help readers of this thread:
reduce excess sodium and sugar intake
eat less fat
get regular exercise
don't mainline heroin on an empty stomach
reduce excess sodium and sugar intake
eat less fat
get regular exercise
don't mainline heroin on an empty stomach