I would bang Amelia's breasts

[la caca eres tu]

I eat Kale all the time, mostly red, show me your tits.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

i'm listening to foghat and i think i took methadone? need some incentive. cack pix?

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

slow ride, take it easy...

[Charles Schulzerie]

i'm listening to foghat and i think i took methadone? need some incentive. cack pix?

[metal5411]

i think i took methadone?

Wtf? Are you always ingesting substances that you aren't sure of?

[BUNGVOX]

i'm listening to foghat and i think i took methadone? need some incentive. cack pix?

id send you some but you never answer me back you warped tart.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

i think i took methadone?

Wtf? Are you always ingesting substances that you aren't sure of?

no, i'm sure it was methadone. still nauseous and vomiting, all fucking day...and i wake up after midnight from a nap starving and dehydrated and the only place delivering is pizza hut...so i make another horrible fucking life choice in less than 24 hours -- even without cheese it probably isn't very vegan, but of course they PUT FUCKING CHEESE ON IT. i called them to bitch just because i wanted to yell at someone making minimum wage for a major corporation, but told them not to fucking bother remaking it tonight because i'm just going to pass out alone and unsatisfied anyway. yes i'll take the $10 credit. i swiped the toppings off and attempted to eat the soggy fucking gross crust (breakin vedge for satan) and drank half a 2 liter of sierra mist and now i'm about to die. fuck me, satan. SATAN.

[Dugan Nash]

i called them to bitch just because i wanted to yell at someone making minimum wage for a major corporation

lol wut

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

working for a*

i was actually very polite and the guy sounded too stoned/possibly gay and high on MDMA to care anyway. it was a pleasant exchange, and i apologized for having to complain.

GAHHHHHHHH

[Friendly Goatus]

Fight the system. Extreme babysitting.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

I don't do well with kids. I can barely wipe my own ass, and I'm not into breastfeeding for profit. I tend to treat them like little adults, which means I pick up my bag and go "ok, i'll be back in a while. try not to drink all of my beer and don't spill bongwater everywhere. lates!"

[Friendly Goatus]

What you really mean is you treat them like adults and try and seduce them.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

pfft, whatever! they seduce ME. people should know better than to have me babysit their 16 year olds anyway, come on...

[Friendly Goatus]

How does this picture make you feel?

[Dugan Nash]

I feel as though amelia is a bit too crazy for me... but yet i want the sex anyways... amelia..

[Vagectomy]

I feel as though amelia is a bit too crazy for me... but yet i want the aids anyways... amelia..

[T O))) M]

i think i took methadone?

Wtf? Are you always ingesting substances that you aren't sure of?

no, i'm sure it was methadone. still nauseous and vomiting, all fucking day...and i wake up after midnight from a nap starving and dehydrated and the only place delivering is pizza hut...so i make another horrible fucking life choice in less than 24 hours -- even without cheese it probably isn't very vegan, but of course they PUT FUCKING CHEESE ON IT. i called them to bitch just because i wanted to yell at someone making minimum wage for a major corporation, but told them not to fucking bother remaking it tonight because i'm just going to pass out alone and unsatisfied anyway. yes i'll take the $10 credit. i swiped the toppings off and attempted to eat the soggy fucking gross crust (breakin vedge for satan) and drank half a 2 liter of sierra mist and now i'm about to die. fuck me, satan. SATAN.

i deliver pizza part time at a pizza hut. if you still have your receipt there is a phone number or web site for a survey thing on the back. it will also say which employee took your order. if you call that number or go to the website or whatever and complain and give them the lowest score possible and tell them that they poisoned your very soul because you are vegan (better yet, tell them you have a food allergy that makes your vagina break out in hives) the employees that messed up your food will get fucked in the ass. those surveys go to the area coaches at least. regional manager > area coach > general manager > assistant manager > shift manager > store employee. all the managers care about is the numbers so they will get PISSED. when in-store people mess up an order i either get screwed on the tip or have to take the customer free food if they refuse the future credit. don't take any shit from those swine. you should have yelled at them.

[Cryptoplasty]

i think i took methadone?

Wtf? Are you always ingesting substances that you aren't sure of?

no, i'm sure it was methadone. still nauseous and vomiting, all fucking day...and i wake up after midnight from a nap starving and dehydrated and the only place delivering is pizza hut...so i make another horrible fucking life choice in less than 24 hours -- even without cheese it probably isn't very vegan, but of course they PUT FUCKING CHEESE ON IT. i called them to bitch just because i wanted to yell at someone making minimum wage for a major corporation, but told them not to fucking bother remaking it tonight because i'm just going to pass out alone and unsatisfied anyway. yes i'll take the $10 credit. i swiped the toppings off and attempted to eat the soggy fucking gross crust (breakin vedge for satan) and drank half a 2 liter of sierra mist and now i'm about to die. fuck me, satan. SATAN.

Please, for everyones sake, light yourself on fire.

[Vagectomy]

Amelia tries way too hard to impress. Suicide would impress me!!!

[eddie munster]

post your red bush amelia

[metal5411]

post your red bush amelia

Been done.

[Bored, Esq.]

i think i took methadone?

Wtf? Are you always ingesting substances that you aren't sure of?

no, i'm sure it was methadone. still nauseous and vomiting, all fucking day...and i wake up after midnight from a nap starving and dehydrated and the only place delivering is pizza hut...so i make another horrible fucking life choice in less than 24 hours -- even without cheese it probably isn't very vegan, but of course they PUT FUCKING CHEESE ON IT. i called them to bitch just because i wanted to yell at someone making minimum wage for a major corporation, but told them not to fucking bother remaking it tonight because i'm just going to pass out alone and unsatisfied anyway. yes i'll take the $10 credit. i swiped the toppings off and attempted to eat the soggy fucking gross crust (breakin vedge for satan) and drank half a 2 liter of sierra mist and now i'm about to die. fuck me, satan. SATAN.

i deliver pizza part time at a pizza hut. if you still have your receipt there is a phone number or web site for a survey thing on the back. it will also say which employee took your order. if you call that number or go to the website or whatever and complain and give them the lowest score possible and tell them that they poisoned your very soul because you are vegan (better yet, tell them you have a food allergy that makes your vagina break out in hives) the employees that messed up your food will get fucked in the ass. those surveys go to the area coaches at least. regional manager > area coach > general manager > assistant manager > shift manager > store employee. all the managers care about is the numbers so they will get PISSED. when in-store people mess up an order i either get screwed on the tip or have to take the customer free food if they refuse the future credit. don't take any shit from those swine. you should have yelled at them.

This is the exact opposite of the post you should have made.

And RE: Amelia, JC, girl...fuck...

Hmmm...pizza...

[neckbeard]

Really disappointed you ordered anything from pizza hut

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

so am i. i woke up nauseous with no groceries, and somehow the hut made sense. shitty crust, sauce, and veggies was better than nothing...so i thought at the time. at least the high fructose corn syrup helped.

i work in a place with awesome pizza, too. my boss would probably shit his pants if he knew i cheated.


ugh, i feel so dirty...

should i buy these shoes? i don't like how the brand is described at the bottom but they're so cheap...

http://www.zappos.com/draven-wayne-wino-creeper-black

[Friendly Goatus]

You feel ashamed for ordering from pizzahut but you feel nothing over being a Chestermelia the Molester.