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I can't wait until somebody makes a thread about how bad Eat Pray Love was. Then we'll finally know what's what.

noah thirteen wrote:

riley-o wrote:i was actually thinking about watching it !

battle for my future

Riley I have no doubt in my mind that you're a sound gentleman and I will not discriminate against you if you choose (it's a free country after all) to see the film but mark my words you are a gentleman of the highest order and you will not stand for this sort of fucking bullshit...... imagine if you will, Michael Cera pining for a girl with blue hair and then wearing a smashing pumpkins shirt to video game style battle her ex-boyfriends....... frankly the thought of seeing this movie again is making me mentally ill.......

This is the plot? fucking hell .

Toilet Fleet wrote:I can't wait until somebody makes a thread about how bad Eat Pray Love was. Then we'll finally know what's what.

I've ignored this film, but I just want to remind you people that YOU WILL NEVER BE FREE OF MICHEAL CERA EVER. His one character is age independent and he will continue to play that character for the rest of his life in films that will be too popular to properly ignore. He will soon grow to be a nervous shy dad, then a nervous shy grandpa, then a nervous and shy old man who makes films that no one gives a fuck about except the academy award commission. I would be willing to bet that he will win more academy awards than Jack Nicholson.

noah thirteen wrote:

Toilet Fleet wrote:I can't wait until somebody makes a thread about how bad Eat Pray Love was. Then we'll finally know what's what.

You seemed to be alright for a while but now you've ventured into dingleberry territory again..... What's the deal man? I'm posting because I care, there's no reason to stick a shit encrusted finger into the apple pie I just baked......

You and I both know that this thread would be way better if you were actually talking about apple pies instead of some movie.

VueeeuVueeeeuV, you can take your doomsday prophecies and shove 'em up your ass.

Noah: passionate about hating Scott Pilgrim

MANTIS wrote:VueeeuVueeeeuV, you can take your doomsday prophecies and shove 'em up your ass.

If you are under thirty you will live to see him win a lifetime achievement award for being the "heart and soul of a generation."

noah thirteen wrote:I'd rather be passionate about hating anything that references old school video games.......

Did you like The King Of Kong, faggot? Because they said that shit a lot in that movie and that was the best documentary in the history of the world.

personally i thought it was the best movie to come out in the past 5 years. im being honest.

Double Anal wrote:personally i thought it was the best movie to come out in the past 5 years. im being honest.

No.

Mari_Mar wrote:

Double Anal wrote:personally i thought it was the best movie to come out in the past 5 years. im being honest.

No.

cereal

DoubleAnal...

i think im just the right age for this movie. i caught every little video game reference. they werent over the top, very subtle and witty. plus i want to buy ramona flowers a ticket for the brown line to fudge town.

Anybody that watched The King of Kong and gave a shit about the games themselves needs to have their skull caved in with a fucking pipe wrench.

noah thirteen wrote:Now, seeing a movie about people having their fucking heads fucking caved in with a fucking pipe wrench is a movie I could really get on board with........

It's been done to death. No pun intended.

noah thirteen wrote:Now, seeing a movie about people having their fucking heads fucking caved in with a fucking pipe wrench is a movie I could really get on board with........

Michael Cera Has His Dumb Face Knocked Back Into His Throat With a Shovel has a certain ring to it. We've got a script, all we need is a producer.

Britton wrote:

noah thirteen wrote:I'd rather be passionate about hating anything that references old school video games.......

Did you like The King Of Kong, faggot? Because they said that shit a lot in that movie and that was the best documentary in the history of the world.

not so fast faggot

Watched this piece of shit today. It was hard for me to finish it. Noah was right. The Asian girl was WAY cuter than the hipster cunt.

MANTIS wrote:

Britton wrote:

noah thirteen wrote:I'd rather be passionate about hating anything that references old school video games.......

Did you like The King Of Kong, faggot? Because they said that shit a lot in that movie and that was the best documentary in the history of the world.

not so fast faggot

watch britton lie rather than have to face facts and admit he's wrong...again....

I saw it not knowing what the fuck it was about.

Having seen it - I'm still not sure what it was about other than being a video game nerds revenge fantasy on battles of the bands he's lost and how the two girls he'd most like to bone in his life actually paying attention to him.

The Asian chick was hot til she cut her hair, didn't feel the bangs at all.

The punk girl had a much better body in the underwear than he frump street wear suggested.

My biggest regret was not paying more close attention to this thread first.

I used to be curious about the comic book. This movie was so bad that I have no interest in reading the comic. I'll stick to my vertigo comics.

VueeeuVueeeeuV wrote:I've ignored this film, but I just want to remind you people that YOU WILL NEVER BE FREE OF MICHEAL CERA EVER. His one character is age independent and he will continue to play that character for the rest of his life in films that will be too popular to properly ignore. He will soon grow to be a nervous shy dad, then a nervous shy grandpa, then a nervous and shy old man who makes films that no one gives a fuck about except the academy award commission. I would be willing to bet that he will win more academy awards than Jack Nicholson.

You're the funniest guy around here lately.

Finally saw this movie. I'm a nerd with nerdy friends. A ton of people I know pissed their pants over it. In the end, I was all like "OK, whatever" and kinda felt like I should have watched Inception instead.