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Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 3:34 am
by bloodybloodlicker
:lhug: Wow - that's heavy, Dan. I'm sending all my best vibes in your direction.



Not vibrators, mind you.

Unless you're into that sort of thing.

Then I would totally send you one.

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 3:35 am
by wheatgurm
I hope you the best man and hope you make a speedy full recovery. My girlfriend has stage 4 lung cancer so I know all about how much pain one goes through with this shit.
She takes enough pain meds that would kill a full grown elephant, no lie. She on 500 mg of Fentanyl patch's, thats 5 100 mg patches that we have to replace every 72 hrs, she takes 9 morphine pills a day at 100 mg each pill, so thats 900 mg a day, takes Oxycodone for her break through pain, those are 20 mg.. Pills for anxiety and depression. We have nurse that comes to our house once a week to help us with all of her meds cause it got real confusing on what she was suppose to take and when so thats really helped out. The one medicine that works the best is da weed.
Best wishes man! :cheers:

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 4:02 am
by spacehamster
Damn, man. Here's hoping they either got it all or the chemo takes care of the rest. Cancer's a fucking dick.

Also, I don't know if this'll make you feel better, but it sounds like at least you don't have a colostmy bag - that's something. A relative of mine had to shit through a tube for months after something similar.

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 4:37 am
by monsterod
Not to be a dick, but if shit gets real terminal, train a monkey or ape of some awesome sort to run that Kill That Cat thing.

I hope for the absolute best for you dude.

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 5:00 am
by Wehttam
Crazy, at least you caught it before it went horrible(not that it was good to begin with), and now everything is going in a positive direction. hope all goes well. get better.

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 5:06 am
by HASHTHRASH
spacehamster wrote:Damn, man. Here's hoping they either got it all or the chemo takes care of the rest. Cancer's a fucking dick.

Also, I don't know if this'll make you feel better, but it sounds like at least you don't have a colostmy bag - that's something. A relative of mine had to shit through a tube for months after something similar.
Nope, no bag. I've still got half my large intestine. Though it was quite a chore relearning to shit and piss again. I had over a week with a catheter, and had been stopped up for 5 days before even getting into the hospital, so I went nearly two weeks without a bowel movement. My first dump was BRUTAL. Now it's all back to normal. That swollen intestine really fucked me up. It blows my mind to think that I had 2000 ml of urine in me when they put the catheter in. That's a HUGE bag. I had no idea I could store that much, though it was painful as fuck. Typing that out makes me grateful that I am at least past those things on my road to recovery.

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 5:18 am
by Introvert
Love you brother! Hoping for the speediest of a recovery possible.

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 6:08 am
by Gay for Cock
fallbacktostone wrote:hahah no one would spit on that guy if he was on fire

they'd probably not even realize it either because of his grossly melty face

Exactly.

I just hope that one day his caretakers do the right thing and move his feed bowl and his heating rock into the basement and once he slithers his way down the stairs they shut the door and never open it until he starves to death. That poor family that he lives with....

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 7:07 am
by hipster holocaust
wheatgurm wrote:The one medicine that works the best is da weed.
Really? I haven't smoked in a long time but I would have figured this would be the worst thing you could do if you're hurt or in a bad place since it makes you over analyze shit (pain, scars, severity of the situation, ect.)

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 7:10 am
by BUNGVOX
hipster holocaust wrote:
wheatgurm wrote:The one medicine that works the best is da weed.
Really? I haven't smoked in a long time but I would have figured this would be the worst thing you could do if you're hurt or in a bad place since it makes you over analyze shit (pain, scars, severity of the situation, ect.)
yeah weed makes me all weird like that too.

i had to cut that shit out a long time ago.

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 7:17 am
by DR. THRAXX
beat the fuck out of cancer dude... :cheers:

:lhug: :lhug: :lhug: :lhug: :lhug:

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 7:21 am
by valgalder
Fucking hell!

Dan - hope you have a good and fast recovery.

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 7:33 am
by wheatgurm
hipster holocaust wrote:
wheatgurm wrote:The one medicine that works the best is da weed.
Really? I haven't smoked in a long time but I would have figured this would be the worst thing you could do if you're hurt or in a bad place since it makes you over analyze shit (pain, scars, severity of the situation, ect.)
Shes on other meds to help combat anxieties and shit like that. Weed helps with her appetite, sleeping, and it does put her in better moods too.

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 8:45 am
by Raw Ting
BUNGVOX wrote:
hipster holocaust wrote:
wheatgurm wrote:The one medicine that works the best is da weed.
Really? I haven't smoked in a long time but I would have figured this would be the worst thing you could do if you're hurt or in a bad place since it makes you over analyze shit (pain, scars, severity of the situation, ect.)
yeah weed makes me all weird like that too.

i had to cut that shit out a long time ago.

Yep, does that to me too, that's why I quit smoking a few years ago. Seems like a lot of people have that same reaction.

Anyway good luck dude. Looks like you've been a real OG about it.

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 8:47 am
by Honky Kong 64
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Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 8:52 am
by badgevvrecker
jesus fuck, i can only imagine that weed would keep me stupid enough to STOP over-analyzing the situation.

glad to see you keeping your chin up!

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 8:58 am
by a world of no
BUNGVOX wrote:
hipster holocaust wrote:
wheatgurm wrote:The one medicine that works the best is da weed.
Really? I haven't smoked in a long time but I would have figured this would be the worst thing you could do if you're hurt or in a bad place since it makes you over analyze shit (pain, scars, severity of the situation, ect.)
yeah weed makes me all weird like that too.

i had to cut that shit out a long time ago.
i think you two are underestimating just how much weed dan consumes. he'll be just fine.

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 9:01 am
by Masochrism
wow. hang in there dude. pulling for you and glad to hear you are recovering ok.

Hey if you get your prescription, you should join the Harborside Health Collective up there in smoakland. Maybe you know people who are already members but the place is very upsacale and quite an experience. And since you are an ACTUAL recovering patient you will be put to the front of the line. They will treat you real nice and they have tooooooons of edibles and crazy boutique extra shit.

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 9:07 am
by Teebore
All the while the Dutko's are thriving. Speedy recovery bro....

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 9:08 am
by HASHTHRASH
a world of no wrote: i think you two are underestimating just how much weed dan consumes. he'll be just fine.

:tup2:

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 9:18 am
by EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO
Make cancer your bitch. Teach it who's fucking boss.

Really though, I hope you have a speedy recovery. Best to you and yours.

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 9:56 am
by takeasneededforpain
Pisscubes wrote:
Teebore wrote:All the while the Dutko's are thriving. Speedy recovery bro....
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Hashthrash gets back from getting his intestines cut out because of third stage cancer, comes back, thanks people for being supportive, talks about how he'll recover and fights on.

Dutkos smart phone doesn't work in some areas and they find a way to blame the blacks and curse the unfairness of life.

:idea:
You mean bad cell coverage ISN'T caused by black people?
Fuck, no wonder the lynchings didn't work.

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 12:39 pm
by BUNGVOX
a world of no wrote:
BUNGVOX wrote:
hipster holocaust wrote:
wheatgurm wrote:The one medicine that works the best is da weed.
Really? I haven't smoked in a long time but I would have figured this would be the worst thing you could do if you're hurt or in a bad place since it makes you over analyze shit (pain, scars, severity of the situation, ect.)
yeah weed makes me all weird like that too.

i had to cut that shit out a long time ago.
i think you two are underestimating just how much weed dan consumes. he'll be just fine.
i used to smoke like a chimney and didn't really mind the paranoid feelings i'd get because i only left the house to go to work or to band practice. it was when i stopped for long stretches of time then i'd toke up for old times sake where i would realize that i hated the feeling of being stoned.

when you smoke constantly you rarely notice that sort of stuff.

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 1:33 pm
by Erik13
Don't listen to Mitch...hope you get better, man.

Re: I was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer

Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 1:37 pm
by DR. THRAXX
the awesome Assassin wrote:Nobody cares about you... You could stop posting (please do) for 3 years and no one would give a shit...
Have you ever thought about writing greeting cards?