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Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2021 6:08 pm
by cxwx
How can you tell the stage is level?

Drool pours out of both sides of the drummers mouth

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2021 6:09 pm
by kevin hash
Did you hear the one about the pollack that snorted sweet n low?

He thought it was diet coke.

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2021 6:09 pm
by cxwx
kevin hash wrote: Tue Nov 09, 2021 6:09 pm Did you hear the one about the pollack that snorted sweet n low?

He thought it was diet coke.
:lol:

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2021 6:12 pm
by cxwx
Image

I remember this being passed around when I was a kid during the first Iraq war in 91

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2021 4:21 am
by hipster holocaust
Why are Jews’ noses so big?
Because the air is free

What’s the worst part about rollerblading?
Having to tell your parents you’re homosexual

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2021 4:38 am
by cxwx
The illegal alien felt sad and lonely after coming to the United States

He went to a baseball game and sat behind a pillar.

He felt welcome when everyone sang to him:

“Oh Jose can you see!?”

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2021 4:40 am
by cxwx
A judge walked out of the bathroom with his fly down.

His secretary says “your garage door is open”

Later he asked her if she liked the Cadillac.

She said all she saw was an old Pinto with two flat tires.

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2021 5:27 am
by cxwx
A black guy found a magic lamp and told the genie he wanted to be white and surrounded by pussy.

He turned him into a tampon.

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2021 6:18 am
by hipster holocaust
Last night I had a 6 pack and a potato, also known as an Irish seven course meal

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2021 7:10 am
by Geeheeb
Wow, you guys are really going hard in the paint with this one.

Lurkers: I no longer host this forum, and have not for years.

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2021 7:19 am
by kevin hash
Did you hear about the girl who fell in the cess pool?

She couldn't swim but she went through all the movements.

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2021 7:22 am
by kevin hash
Three words you don't want to hear while making love.

Honey I'm home.

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2021 8:05 am
by featherboa
If you appear right leaning you get a discount from dreamhost

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2021 1:35 pm
by kevin hash
What's the difference between a girl and a toilet?

Toilet don't wanna cuddle after you drop a load in it.

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2021 1:40 pm
by Necrophilic Mallard
An atheist vegan cross-fitter goes to a party.
Which one do they tell you they are first?

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2021 1:45 pm
by Necrophilic Mallard
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.

No eyes and no legs?
Still no eye deer.

No eyes legs or genitalia?
Still no fucking eye deer.

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2021 1:45 pm
by kevin hash
Wife: I want breast implants.

Husband: They're too expensive we can't afford em. Go grab a wad of toilet paper and rub it between your tits.

Wife: Will it make them bigger?

Husband: It worked on your ass.

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2021 1:57 pm
by kevin hash
Why don't Jewish girls swallow?

Because they want to be the spitting image of their mothers.

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2021 5:00 pm
by hipster holocaust
What was the worst part of being black at Dachau?

You had to sit in the back of the oven

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2021 5:03 pm
by hipster holocaust
You hear about the new line of Italian helicopters?

Dago wopwopwopwopwop

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2021 5:08 pm
by hipster holocaust
What’s worse than 9/11?
311

-Neil Hamburger

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2021 6:20 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
kevin hash wrote: Wed Nov 10, 2021 1:57 pm Why don't Jewish girls swallow?

Because they want to be the spitting image of their mothers.
:lol: what?

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2021 6:30 pm
by kevin hash
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's ass?

A mechanic.

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2021 6:35 pm
by kevin hash
What is the smartest thing to come out of a woman's mouth?

Einstein's cock.

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2021 6:44 pm
by kevin hash
Why don't Italians have zits?

They slide off.