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Magick Sam wrote:did you know he was an improv comedian when you agreed to go on a date with him, or did he spring it on you like a micropenis

I knew he did shows at a comedy club.

Zap Rowsdower wrote:I mean you two were basically married.

When he kept on about meeting my friends/family I knew I was going to have to end it. I did it poorly, to say the least, but it DEFINITELY needed to end.

Magick Sam wrote:did you know he was an improv comedian when you agreed to go on a date with him, or did he spring it on you like a micropenis

i just spit everywhere

Magick Sam wrote:which is to say that you left the chat open intentionally?

I'm not even sure that I did, but I did use his computer while at his place.

As far as him knowing about the Dom stuff, he didn't know. I never invited him to read my blogs, go to my webpage, come to reee, or friend me on FB. I had no intentions of getting very close with him. I wasn't even very interested in meeting 15 of his friends on our first date.

can this thread stop

sure lots of laughs but it's getting depressing. i suppose that is the whole point though.

LolaFaun wrote:I never invited him to read my blogs, go to my webpage, come to reee, or friend me on FB.

How did he find out about the board, your blogs, your webpage then ? Why did you accept his friend request ?

You're so fucking stupid and transparent.

Magick Sam wrote:new years

go

I love this place

LolaFaun wrote:I wasn't even very interested in meeting 15 of his friends on our first date.

Rosary_Butt_Beads wrote: This is pretty good but I'd rather see Booby THURBOFLEXIN' in that window or perhaps Soulless Semen gazing vacantly outside.

Yeah, I dunno, I tried to work the rasslin' in there somehow, and that's all I could come up with. Makes zero sense, really.

he bet her a dinner that martin lawrence was in lilies of the field.

this thread is like trying to smoke a chicken bone.

riley-o wrote:None of this changes that she's a bag of shit ? She's still a bag of shit. She even looks like a bigger one after this. She should have been run off the board ages ago, all she did was find another bag of shit. That doesn't make her somehow a basket of flowers. Fuck her. If she died of alcohol poisoning or from the occupant of 2504-B Vesson Ave stabbing her repeatedly and then throwing her body in a landfill I would laugh like Skeletor.

This is exactly how I feel, which is why I stick to my pro-Phil stance.

F. Murray Sandyclam wrote:I think it's possible to be anti-Lola without having to go to the extreme of being pro-Phil. Because...pro-Phil is a goddamn abyss and needs to be carefully considered.

I'm so anti-Lola that I've become pro-Phil. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Phil is my friend.

I'm going to hell.

Maybe I need to think this through some more.

You guys are right. I am no longer pro-Phil, just heavily anti-Lola.

Raw Ting wrote:sure lots of laughs but it's getting depressing. i suppose that is the whole point though.

After the high comes the crash... inevitable progression of all things...

Hey Lola,
1) Why the fuck did you logon to all these sites at his house without logging out? Why are you retarded? Why were you on the sites at his house in the first place? Were you that bored?

2) Why didn't you just DROP him in the first place instead of friendzoning him? Do you crave the attention?

3) How long does it take you to tell a possible partner that you're a fucking dominatrix?

4) Why are you such a whore?

5) Why don't you tell the rest of the story?

6) Why are you on a dating site for normal people when you're a sex worker?


7) Why are you just as shitty of a human as Phil?

Prompt answers are expected.

riley-o wrote:None of this changes that she's a bag of shit ? She's still a bag of shit. She even looks like a bigger one after this. She should have been run off the board ages ago, all she did was find another bag of shit. That doesn't make her somehow a basket of flowers. Fuck her. If she died of alcohol poisoning or from the occupant of 2504-B Vesson Ave stabbing her repeatedly and then throwing her body in a landfill I would laugh like Skeletor.

I think a gif/youtube video of Riley laughing like this is a necessity, tbqh.

Did you ever try to get the last bit of jelly or some other amorphous solid out of a jar with a knife, and were absolutely dumbfounded and frustrated with how difficult it was, and once you got it out, you realize that the payoff didn't quite justify the effort?

That was trying to explain this thread to somebody with zero board exposure

Oh but this is the best thing ever for those in the know

right over there wrote:this thread is like trying to smoke a chicken bone.

spacehamster wrote:

Rosary_Butt_Beads wrote: This is pretty good but I'd rather see Booby THURBOFLEXIN' in that window or perhaps Soulless Semen gazing vacantly outside.

Yeah, I dunno, I tried to work the rasslin' in there somehow, and that's all I could come up with. Makes zero sense, really.

I was too lazy to do a :tup: or a at the time, but I thought NWO Hulkster as the final boss at the rape cabin was a fine choice and made for a delightful image.

The album art could use a little more work but I'm more concerned about getting some screeching pig vocals laid down over some inappropriate blast beats.

That dude is fucking insane. Shit was seriously one date away from something catastrophic happening, for better or for worse.

Well that's easy for you to say, but how would you react when something like this happened with a girl you were going to move in with soon?

riley-o wrote:

LolaFaun wrote:I never invited him to read my blogs, go to my webpage, come to reee, or friend me on FB.

How did he find out about the board, your blogs, your webpage then ? Why did you accept his friend request ?

You're so fucking stupid and transparent.

the pic just screams for dad's piss to be cascading down the bridge of her nose

Toilet Fleet wrote:Did you ever try to get the last bit of jelly or some other amorphous solid out of a jar with a knife, and were absolutely dumbfounded and frustrated with how difficult it was, and once you got it out, you realize that the payoff didn't quite justify the effort?

Ahahaha, yes! Have been going back and forth with whether or not it's worth explaining all the INTERNET URGENCY to my girlfriend.

Similar lack of payoff: background for the Vinterview. "You see, there are these POOR people, and their children are handicapped in various ways. And then this tough guy called them in the middle of the night and the call lasted 40 minutes. Why aren't you laughing yet?"

Pisscubes wrote:

Zap Rowsdower wrote:Well that's easy for you to say, but how would you react when something like this happened with a girl you were going to move in with soon?