True Detective (HBO)

Necrophilic Mallard · Post by **Necrophilic Mallard** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 7:07 pm

First 3 episodes have been sent to screeners...they might leak
Review:
http://www.esquire.com/entertainment/tv ... -2-review/

This time, instead of The King in Yellow, a copy of the Hagakure sits on a coffee table.

BUNGVOX · Post by **BUNGVOX** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 7:23 pm

a world of no wrote:
BUNGVOX wrote:
a world of no wrote:Did I say the show sucked? I must have. Only explanation for the corner mumbling all of a sudden.
i think you just say shit to say shit and don't have a clue what the fuck you mean.
You're always so raunchy and blue. You finding any show "amazing" is so out of character that I found it endearing.

You fucking xasthur fans are going through menopause or what? Jesus fucking christ...

your middle name is menopause.

Ray · Post by **Ray** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 7:23 pm

Necrophilic Mallard wrote:
This time, instead of The King in Yellow, a copy of the Hagakure sits on a coffee table.

So in other words, what we're getting is

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

Foot Foot · Post by **Foot Foot** » Sat Jun 13, 2015 12:53 pm

Ray wrote:
Necrophilic Mallard wrote:
This time, instead of The King in Yellow, a copy of the Hagakure sits on a coffee table.

So in other words, what we're getting is
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

don't tease...

FVBTVS · Post by **FVBTVS** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 9:41 pm

i can totally see nick pizza now just hanging out in his leather jacket with no pants on sipping 12 year old scotch listening to all the wrong leonard cohen..

Wang Mandu · Post by **Wang Mandu** » Fri Jun 19, 2015 12:37 am

This is the kind of stuff that makes me retroactively hate something.

The Bill · Post by **The Bill** » Fri Jun 19, 2015 5:24 am

Please don't post that kind of stuff. I'd like to keep the first season untainted.

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Fri Jun 19, 2015 8:14 am

oh, I say keep it coming… it's no big secret that the first season was born from that dude being a total hack

Honky Kong 64 · Post by **Honky Kong 64** » Fri Jun 19, 2015 10:41 am

Fuck

FVBTVS · Post by **FVBTVS** » Fri Jun 19, 2015 10:49 am

making fun of what a fucking nerd he is will not prevent me from enjoying this show

spacehamster · Post by **spacehamster** » Fri Jun 19, 2015 10:51 am

Fucking hell.

The Bill · Post by **The Bill** » Fri Jun 19, 2015 11:22 am

FVBTVS wrote:making fun of what a fucking nerd he is will not prevent me from enjoying this show

He's not Jesus Christ. And he can accept that now, alright!

Necrophilic Mallard · Post by **Necrophilic Mallard** » Fri Jun 19, 2015 4:55 pm

This motherfucker's going Troy Duffy.

I'm going to have to try real hard to not let this fuck up the 2nd session.

a world of no · Post by **a world of no** » Fri Jun 19, 2015 6:54 pm

Necrophilic Mallard wrote:This motherfucker's going Troy Duffy.

First thing I thought after reading those. Holy shit.

FVBTVS · Post by **FVBTVS** » Sun Jun 21, 2015 9:19 pm

you're 12 years old and you're already evil as fuck :fonz:

Wang Mandu · Post by **Wang Mandu** » Sun Jun 21, 2015 9:58 pm

How was it for a first episode?

FVBTVS · Post by **FVBTVS** » Sun Jun 21, 2015 10:06 pm

clunky

but i liked it. only a little bit more than the first episode of the first season..

still think it'll be fiiiiine

a world of no · Post by **a world of no** » Sun Jun 21, 2015 10:06 pm

Meh... Different, which is good. Too soon to tell. Cormac McCarthy would probably be upset if he gave a flying fuck.

The Real MPD · Post by **The Real MPD** » Sun Jun 21, 2015 11:03 pm

hahahaha, "you fat pussy".

theme song sucks.

TheMooretician · Post by **TheMooretician** » Mon Jun 22, 2015 9:51 am

"They took his shoes out of his gym locker!" "And what? What? Shit in 'em?!"

Loved it

godofdeadlydeath · Post by **godofdeadlydeath** » Mon Jun 22, 2015 11:30 am

TheMooretician wrote:"They took his shoes out of his gym locker!" "And what? What? Shit in 'em?!"

Loved it

You could just see Step Dad thinking "Really? THAT'S your first thought?" I've read a lot of opinions that last night was really "unintentionally funny" in a lot of spots, but I think that scene was absolutely supposed to be awkward and hilarious.

I liked how Vince Vaughn seemed really uncomfortable in the scenes as a business man, but in the flash backs and in the scene at the bar where he's back in his criminal element, he seemed a lot more comfortable. I think that was by design, but I'm reading a lot of critics saying "He's been miscast". I guess we'll see more in future episodes, but I thought it was a promising start. That final shot of the sunrise coming up over the dark crime scene was great.

Whee of the Dead · Post by **Whee of the Dead** » Mon Jun 22, 2015 12:04 pm

Is Ken Doll motorcycle cop a riff on Jim Thompson's The Nothing Man?

FVBTVS · Post by **FVBTVS** » Mon Jun 22, 2015 1:03 pm

i true detected at least three broken dicks so far this season, am i missing any?

ghost boner · Post by **ghost boner** » Mon Jun 22, 2015 1:16 pm

kind of too much shit going on for an opener but i dug it. pretty cool to know a lot of the locations too

TheMooretician · Post by **TheMooretician** » Mon Jun 22, 2015 4:03 pm

FVBTVS wrote:i true detected at least three broken dicks so far this season, am i missing any?

So Motorcycle John Carter is one because his literal dick don't work

Bolo Joe Velcro is two because he's a detective and is also a broken and they call detectives dicks sometimes

Is three Mr. Eyeless with the burned off cock?

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