Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!
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bill murray is in the announce booth on wgn right now. this needs to be a daily thing.
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Didn't get the win (and my fantasy team suffered because of that), but at least the fat potato escaped without losing the game.Gunther wrote:VALVERDE YOU FAT PRICK STOP TRYING TO RUIN VERLANDER'S DAY
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God dammit Perez. My entire fantasy team is blowing it today. Ian Desmond is my one saving grace?
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And yet, the team I'm facing in fantasy baseball is batting .464.
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Cards are going to be competitive again, even without Pujols. I think they have a good year ahead of them just so long as Wainwright can pitch.Zap Rowsdower wrote:Lohse is taking the new Marlin stadium's virginity through rape.
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Perez is a fucking clown. What a shitty attempt at a save.EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO wrote:God dammit Perez. My entire fantasy team is blowing it today. Ian Desmond is my one saving grace?
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Braves still can't hit. Constanza inexplicably on the roster
fantasy is in good shape though cause I picked Cueto, A. Chapman, and Clippard among my weaker selections
fantasy is in good shape though cause I picked Cueto, A. Chapman, and Clippard among my weaker selections
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Zap Rowsdower wrote:Lester's been inducing so many double plays, it makes me
In fairness, before that Cabrera error he did make a damn good play catching a foul popup.
That isn't fairness. That's pandering.
How long before Leland has to pull the plug on the experiment here?
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I don't expect sympathy. Cabrera's one game one error was probably pretty obvious.Chad wrote:the defensive deficit is the result of a treasure of hitting riches. I'm sure they can deal. if not, maybe they can move their all star hitters around in some other way. don't expect sympathy regardless. I'm on board the Tigers backlash train
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I seriously think the Tigers could have a Cabrera sized, immobile rock at third all year on defense and still run away with their division
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Carlos Pena with a grand slam off CC in the first inning.
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Is it normal to count Ks against batters in fantasy baseball? The league I'm in does and I think it's dumb.
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Thank you, I feel vindicated.
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The league I'm in has a negative stat for pitchers and batters. I like the idea. Offsets the imbalance by having players like Mark Reynolds or Carlos Pena, where when they homer you have a positive stat in 3 categories, but their 33% K ratios count for nothing against them.
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Why should it? Yeah a strikeout won't move the runner forward, but you also won't ground into a double play.
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WELL WELL WELL RAUL IBANEZ
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It equalizes players like Reyes or Ichiro who have higher OBP/BA and steal bases but don't strike out. In my league their strengths count in three categories (SB, R, K), the same with power hitters (OBP, RBI, HR).
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The league I'm in doesn't have that, which means that Miguel Cabrera becomes really valuable as a third baseman.
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I'm in a keeper league with only Cubs and Red Sox fans. I overspent beyond belief on Cabrera to be able to keep him and JV. No way were any non-Tigers fans getting either of them.
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Yoenis just hit a ball further than any ball has ever been hit
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That one can go fuck itself. As for the K stat instead of BA for power hitters, the league I'm in uses OBP instead. So some power hitter's dismal average can be boosted by their walks.Magick Sam wrote:and do you hate as much as I do the 'fielding percentage' stat in fantasy leagues? if we're gonna talk about stats that are almost in no way representative of value...
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Gio didn't make it out of the fourth inning in his Nationals debut.