Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!
Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 2:00 pm
by elephants gerald
started shelby miller over teheran last time out
matt harvey
Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!
Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 2:35 pm
by Chad
teheran pitched awesome in his last start after the first 2 innings
he's fucking 22 and has been saddled w/ tons of pressure
Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!
Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 2:37 pm
by Zap Rowsdower
I wonder what the Tigers' record would be if they didn't have such an atrocious bullpen
Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 2:42 pm
by elephants gerald
I finally have a day to relax and the game gets postponed...
harvey vs strasburg friday. don't know if this game is getting televised nationally in any way, but jesus christ that matchup
Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 9:21 pm
by Zap Rowsdower
The starting pitching lines on the TIgers v. Mariners game is nuts.
M. Scherzer 8.0 6 1 1 1 12 0 1.05 2.84
F. Hernandez 8.0 4 1 0 0 12 0 0.98 2.20
Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!
Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 4:47 pm
by elephants gerald
there were 40 fucking strikeouts in that game. 40! it lasted 14 innings, but still...
teheran: still sucks
Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!
Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 7:41 pm
by Chad
teheran sucks less than matt cain so far
also justin fucking upton
good time to be a braves fan
Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!
Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 7:56 pm
by Chad
when julio teheran is your worst pitcher, freddie freeman and brian mccann are injured, bj upton, j hey, and uggla are hitting below .200
and you've still lost only 2 games
you're ok
Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 11:00 am
by DR. THRAXX
So this comes on ESPN while at lunch with my boss:
He says to me "What's Lenny Dykstra doing back on the majors"
Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 11:34 am
by godofdeadlydeath
DR. THRAXX wrote:So this comes on ESPN while at lunch with my boss:
He says to me "What's Lenny Dykstra doing back on the majors"
Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 6:04 pm
by elephants gerald
everyone at citi field is chanting "HARVEY'S BETTER" at strasburg, after he gave up two homers in the sixth.
matt harvey is so good. this is amazing. so far (I think): 6 IP, 2 H, 2 BB, 6 Ks, 0 R
edit: I have to not post during games...
Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 6:09 pm
by Zap Rowsdower
Strasburg has been fucking the pooch so far this season it seems.
Edit: Ok, one legit bad outing. Nvm.
Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 6:11 pm
by elephants gerald
yeah, I was gonna say- his numbers looked pretty good before today. this wasn't TERRIBLE, either...though he certainly didn't pitch well. his command was pretty fucking terrible, though. the walks don't tell the story. full counts all night.
Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 6:18 pm
by elephants gerald
harvey just got out of a bases loaded, no-out jam. he deserves all of the blowjobs. this is outrageous.
Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!
Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 8:33 am
by Zerohero
elephants gerald wrote:harvey just got out of a bases loaded, no-out jam. he deserves all of the blowjobs. this is outrageous.
enjoying seeing his success after watching him in buffalo last couple season.... especially beating a pitcher thats good as 2212009 Bob Fellers + Walter Johnson + Randy Johnson and Sandy Koufax-- and first pitching in the hall of fame before making 40 starts steven godlordhitler strausssssenheimer schmidtt..
side topic... wonder how Chad feels about Sandy Koufax
Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!
Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 2:23 pm
by Gunther
had no idea manny was playing in china. well, taiwan. way to have a misleading name, chinese professional baseball league.
MANNY HR
SORRY ELEPHANT
Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:08 am
by Zap Rowsdower
This is the logo to Randy Johnson's website.
Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!
Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!
Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 7:50 pm
by elephants gerald
that IS the coolest baseball gif of all time. holy shit. it's 5 pitches, though. two seamer and a four. you can see that one of the fastballs darts in on a righty, that's the two seamer.
why is brandon league closing games for the dodgers? what the fuck is wrong with mattingly? clearly jansen deserves this job
Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 7:27 pm
by CoconutBackwards1
Really enjoyed that Tigers/Braves game.
Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 7:55 pm
by The Bill
EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO wrote:Yu Darvish's four pitches.