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Re: Post Depressing Porn

Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 12:38 pm
by Pyrite Medal of Ignorance
what...the...that's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. Get out.

Re: Post Depressing Porn

Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 1:03 pm
by Morpheus
Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:what...the...that's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. Get out.
granted I didn't watch the video, but pornstars getting sympathy irritates me. They know what they're getting into, and can always quit and get a job that actually requires hard work.

Re: Post Depressing Porn

Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 1:07 pm
by riley
compassion is for pussies !!!!

Image

Re: Post Depressing Porn

Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 1:13 pm
by broke.as.shit

Re: Post Depressing Porn

Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 1:26 pm
by Zxcccccccccccc

Re: Post Depressing Porn

Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 1:30 pm
by Syringe in Mouth
The caption killed me:

"Tears from a whore are the best kind of lube"
:moreawesome:

Re: Post Depressing Porn

Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 1:33 pm
by Phritz
i bet half of that stuff is acted, because fuckers like you are into it.

Re: Post Depressing Porn

Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 1:35 pm
by broke.as.shit
Syringe in Mouth wrote:
The caption killed me:

"Tears from a whore are the best kind of lube"
:moreawesome:
I know. I debated posting it, saw the caption and thought "oh fuck yes".

Re: Post Depressing Porn

Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 2:03 pm
by la caca eres tu
Smegma wrote:
la caca eres tu wrote:but my friend cut the movie so that it goes back and forth between scenes of this poor girl telling this odd story of what she thought was her first love (when in reality the guy was just a fucking pedophile) and scenes of the director having sex with this girl...

can i get a copy of this from you? i can paypal you
Honestly I don't think you'd be into it. I didn't mention that it's mostly talking and the sex scenes are brief, also they're sped up and played backwards... haha. Also, I'd feel quite strange asking her for a copy, and more-so trying to explain why.

Somebody has to know who this guy is though, right? The director I mean? You can probably youporn it and find the footage, it would be exponentially more fappable than my friend's work.

Re: Post Depressing Porn

Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 2:34 pm
by Gookstorm
Quick, somebody post some friendly, uplifting, heartwarming porn to derail the thread!

Re: Post Depressing Porn

Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 2:39 pm
by Vlygar the Impregnable
I wanna add the Keyboard Cat to this so bad.

Re: Post Depressing Porn

Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 7:20 pm
by pooptastik

Re: Post Depressing Porn

Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 9:07 pm
by la caca eres tu
Smegma wrote:
la caca eres tu wrote:
Smegma wrote:
la caca eres tu wrote:but my friend cut the movie so that it goes back and forth between scenes of this poor girl telling this odd story of what she thought was her first love (when in reality the guy was just a fucking pedophile) and scenes of the director having sex with this girl...

can i get a copy of this from you? i can paypal you
Honestly I don't think you'd be into it. I didn't mention that it's mostly talking and the sex scenes are brief, also they're sped up and played backwards... haha. Also, I'd feel quite strange asking her for a copy, and more-so trying to explain why.

Somebody has to know who this guy is though, right? The director I mean? You can probably youporn it and find the footage, it would be exponentially more fappable than my friend's work.
No, I don't think you understand. That is exactly WHAT I would want. It sounds perfect. I couldn't imagine anything more perfect perhaps.

Look, all you have to tell her is that I am very interested in films, especially art films and documentaries dealing with human sexuality. That the types of messages she is trying to get across are the things I am looking for. You don't have to make me out to be a pervert or anything like that. I'm willing to pay money and will promise not to share / distribute the film - for my own personal use only.
Hmm, ok well next week I'm going up to her school, so I'll ask for you.

Re: Post Depressing Porn

Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 9:47 pm
by Zxcccccccccccc
Pisscubes wrote:
pooptastik wrote:http://www.efukt.com/2463_LOL_I_Drank_Too_Much.html

this...is...nice...
:what:

I'm pretty sure that's called "rape".
:fonz:

Re: Post Depressing Porn

Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 11:58 pm
by eddie munster
copstache wrote:Image
Hahahahahahahahaha :tup:

Re: Post Depressing Porn

Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 12:05 am
by eddie munster
this is the best thread of this year.

im :mastoman: already to this videos

Re: Post Depressing Porn

Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 12:21 am
by doubleblumpkin
pooptastik wrote:http://www.efukt.com/2463_LOL_I_Drank_Too_Much.html

this...is...nice...
This is the most depressing one yet :cry: .

Re: Post Depressing Porn

Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 3:14 am
by Zxcccccccccccc
doubleblumpkin wrote:
pooptastik wrote:http://www.efukt.com/2463_LOL_I_Drank_Too_Much.html

this...is...nice...
This is the most arousing one yet :cry: .

Re: Post Depressing Porn

Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 6:24 am
by Mendicant
http://realdollsex.com/videos/027/hun_20090411.html

this doesn't compare to the depressing previous ones but it's good for a laugh as the chick doesn't look too impressed

Re: Post Depressing Porn

Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 6:59 am
by la caca eres tu
Pisscubes wrote:
pooptastik wrote:http://www.efukt.com/2463_LOL_I_Drank_Too_Much.html

this...is...nice...
:what:

I'm pretty sure that's called "rape".
Woah..

Re: Post Depressing Porn

Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 7:03 am
by Oakenflesh

Re: Post Depressing Porn

Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 11:08 am
by Ghost Dad

Re: Post Depressing Porn

Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 11:39 am
by Frosty666

That was terrifying

Re: Post Depressing Porn

Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 2:02 pm
by the awesome Assassin
pooptastik wrote:http://www.efukt.com/2463_LOL_I_Drank_Too_Much.html

this...is...nice...
She got the couch dirty!

Re: Post Depressing Porn

Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 2:03 pm
by the awesome Assassin