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Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 5:48 pm
by Introvert
hipster holocaust wrote:tooth scraping head
Chipped Beef!

Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 5:49 pm
by hipster holocaust
Introvert wrote:
hipster holocaust wrote:tooth scraping head
Chipped Beef!
i dated THE hottest girl i have ever EVER been with before or since about 5 or 6 years ago. made my jimmy bleed whenever she kissed it. bottom line...no :tdown:

Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:02 pm
by takeasneededforpain
You know, I never cared much for blowjobs... and then the last 3 girls I've dated were VERY good at it.

Suddenly, it was a whole lot more enjoyable.

So I guess it helps if your partner has skills...

Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:12 pm
by Introvert
Guess I'm lucky. Never had a chick who treated my pecker like corn on the cob.

Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:32 pm
by Burpcore the GRIM
It takes considerable talent to make me pop from a bloejub but regardless, I certainly enjoy it when a lady grants me that particular breed of hospitality.

Unless, of course, she has NO fucking clue what she's doing.

Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:56 pm
by Necrometer
Deleted Account wrote:
Necrometer wrote:
Green Chamber wrote:
LolaFaun wrote:Oral sex over genital sex is particularly telling.
What's it say?
Yeah can't wait to have my world shattered by whatever wisdom is contained within...
Yeah, but it's going to cost you, I bet.
I've got all the amazon.com giftcards she can handle...

Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 7:20 am
by hipster holocaust
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Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 7:22 am
by hipster holocaust
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Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 7:22 am
by Pyrite Medal of Ignorance
do you think if laddy gaga was giving a blowjub and her wig started to fall off that she would just tear it off and seamlessly continue to go crazy with that little pantyhose thing over her head, or would she stop to straighten it?

Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 7:24 am
by hipster holocaust
Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:do you think if laddy gaga was giving a blowjub and her wig started to fall off that she would just tear it off and seamlessly continue to go crazy with that little pantyhose thing over her head, or would she stop to straighten it?
i think it would be more embarrassing if you saw her boner sticking through her panties

Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 7:26 am
by Pyrite Medal of Ignorance
I don't even understand what would be embarrassing about that, i thought "courtesy boners" were the polite thing to give while you're givin' head?

Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 7:28 am
by hipster holocaust
is it polite to destroy my erection?

Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 7:32 am
by Pyrite Medal of Ignorance
i know no other way... :what:
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
this chick looks like she's at her grandpa-daddy's funeral. hahaa.
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Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 8:33 am
by XSlitheryDeeX
you all who don't like bj's have probably just not been with a girl that's doing it right. For some strange reason, when you ask them, they all seem to claim they're a pro at it.

Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 8:35 am
by Necrometer
XSlitheryDeeX wrote:you all who don't like bj's have probably just not been with a girl that's doing it right. For some strange reason, when you ask them, they all seem to claim they're a pro at it.
Although sex-maestro Lola said something to the contrary, I think a lot of guys say the girl's doing a great job to make sure he gets a lot of them. Quantity > quantity, I guess, when you are too scared/retarded/shy to explain a cock should be sucked.

Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 8:44 am
by Vanessa America
Check out these 5 pages of experts on the art of cock sucking. Keep up the good work. :cheers:

Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 9:12 am
by hipster holocaust
Vanessa America wrote:Check out these 5 pages of experts on the art of cock sucking. Keep up the good work. :cheers:
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we're all ears, oh wise one...

Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 9:17 am
by Pyrite Medal of Ignorance
i don't want to think about vanessa with penises in her mouth. :?

Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:10 am
by Mari_Mar
Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:i don't want to think about vanessa with penises in her mouth. :?
GaGa neither!!! :cheers:

Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:14 am
by Dr Yail Bloor
all i think about is women with penises in their mouths :(

Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:15 am
by Vanessa America
:shock: :shock: Oh come on now.

Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:21 am
by Mari_Mar
Rosary_Butt_Beads wrote:I've never thought of Vanessa without a penis in her mouth.
I have. But something else was there instead...

Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:25 am
by riley-o
Mari_Mar wrote:
Rosary_Butt_Beads wrote:I've never thought of Vanessa without a penis in her mouth.
I have. But something else was there instead...
vegan cupcakes

Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:26 am
by Mari_Mar
riley...

Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:29 am
by Vanessa America
riley-o wrote:
Mari_Mar wrote:
Rosary_Butt_Beads wrote:I've never thought of Vanessa without a penis in her mouth.
I have. But something else was there instead...
vegan cupcakes
:moreawesome: :moreawesome: :moreawesome: :moreawesome:
Smart man.