I would bang Amelia's breasts

[eddie munster]

post your red bush amelia

Been done.

lol wut


where? need to see that

[Dugan Nash]

nah. this thread aint dying.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

so i got the shoes. they're too big, almost clownish looking. they don't have a smaller size than an 8 mens, which doesn't work. I mean, I have giant animal feet but too big is too big even for this floppy bertha. The search for inexpensive canvas shoes continues. Maybe I should stick to the veg sauconys? alas, they remind me of someone who feels less-than-neutral about me, so i need to change it up i think. you hear me?! i reject your rejection. i'm putting on different shoes.

[Friendly Goatus]

Put out some ads on craigslist for babysitting. That should make you feel better.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

hahahahaha, ok. that one made me laugh...

[Friendly Goatus]

cry-laugh?

[Lord Beguile]

Why don't you two just fuck and get it over with?

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

crysterbate*

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

Why don't you two just fuck and get it over with?

things appear this way because he is pursuing me by following me all over the forum, but i'm not here for that stuff. i realize that this is the internet, and therefore he poses no immediate threat to my safety or well-being, meaning the best thing for me to do with someone of such a delicate psychological nature is to go along with his autistic/taunting playground insults. i understand he needs an outlet, it's ok.

[RHT]

I'm sorry I said i'd rape your chest, Amelia. Fucking really sorry. Pleh.........

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

you should see them in action. it's like i started losing weight, hit a plateau, and just stopped losing it after the tits went. sag city. LOL

weathered tits, 2 for 1 sale
will trade for freaky ass boob (singular) job

[Friendly Goatus]

Why don't you two just fuck and get it over with?

things appear this way because he is pursuing me by following me all over the forum, but i'm not here for that stuff. i realize that this is the internet, and therefore he poses no immediate threat to my safety or well-being, meaning the best thing for me to do with someone of such a delicate psychological nature is to go along with his autistic/taunting playground insults. i understand he needs an outlet, it's ok.

I don't think it's unthinkable that someone would dislike another because of their superiority complex and selfish sense of entitlement. I'm also not fond of molesters.

[eddie munster]

so introvert had sex with you amelia?

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

that's inappropriate for you to even ask that. i might be from missouri, but brother-fucking is a strict no-go!

[Bored, Esq.]

[monsterod]

I'm sure I've said it before, but I'd totally get high and cuddle Amelia, on the one condition that she shower first. It'd be cool if she cooked me some of her goofy vegan shit too.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

ugh

"When I'm good I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better."

[Geeheeb]

should i buy these shoes? i don't like how the brand is described at the bottom but they're so cheap...

http://www.zappos.com/draven-wayne-wino-creeper-black

Hope you like slave labor.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

huhm. i'm not really into any labor, especially that which involves patting myself on the back over breaking it as a means to not break others. fuck it.

i'll just stick to doing what feels right. i'm too tired and sad to not deal with convenience. karma works ok for me. i'm sorry i don't have an excess of energy to make up for everything. i'm sorry.

[The Torsion]

i'm not really into any labor

There's a surprise.

[stiffytheclown]

This thread lacks banging & boobs.

Btw CRYSTERBATE.

[Dugan Nash]

so im on the road to my exit interview at work and on the terrible radio station that im listening to (cause listening to terrible radio is fun) is come as you are and i didnt remember the lyrics at first so when he says "as an old enemy" it sounds like a-meli-aaaahhhhh. so im pretty sure thats a sign that i should bang amelias breasts. bump.

[Hectorputrid]

I need to see more pictures of this Amelia person to decide if I would bang her or not.

[F/K/A HAPF]

so im on the road to my exit interview at work and on the terrible radio station that im listening to (cause listening to terrible radio is fun) is come as you are and i didnt remember the lyrics at first so when he says "as an old enemy" it sounds like a-meli-aaaahhhhh. so im pretty sure thats a sign that i should bang amelias breasts. bump.

Saying Nirvana is terrible music will definitely get her to permit you to ravage them udders.

[Lord Beguile]

I need to see more pictures of this Amelia person to decide if I would bang her or not.

Check other threads, you can't miss them. Lazy cocksucker.