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I love you man - 6.5/10

Hatchet I-III - / 10

First one was kinda decent, had some pretty handmade gore effects. Second one was ok, too, but those were about as many Hatchet films I needed to see. Third one was worse on all levels except gore (even dumber dialogue, shitty overacting all around).

I don't really get this type of retro filmmaking. There was nothing creative in here, unless you think various gory generic dismemberments (which sometimes felt like a couple of drunk on tiny bottles of beer teenagers had come up with them - ripping somebody's head off by choking them with their own entrails? is a bit of very basic physics too much to ask?) is cutting edge stuff. What is the point of trying to make a film that wants to be as average as possible in all ways?

The Future - 7.5
Paddington - 8
The Final Year - 8

Sherlock Gnomes -5/10

enron smartest guys in the room 5/10 documentary, 8/10 tale of hubris/downfall

i love that movie

I had no idea about the CA blackouts being the result of these slimy fuckers trying to make money from thin air - that shit was astounding. I'm so glad they forgot to shred the tapes of those traders yukking it up mid-scamming.

A Quiet Place - 6.5/10

Basic premise was well executed but trying to have a baby in the sound-activated creature apocalypse is walking dead season 2 levels of stupid. Get real. Abort! And did they really steal the Achilles heel plot twist from the retarded wizard in Feast 3? Christ

Also, the creature design was uninspired.

I liked the way their heads split open and shifted about like miniature tectonic plates, but ultimately it was a bit too much clovie meets pumpkinhead meets demigorgon. Underwhelming

Andre the Giant - 10
Colt .45 - 9

phantom thread
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Andre The Giant - 9 (wish it was about 1/2 an hour longer)
Like Me - 8
My Friend Dahmer - 9
the Sadist of Notre Dame - 8
Sinfonia Erotica - 7

road house - always a 10

Andre the Giant - 7.5/10

I almost cried when Vince was tremble-lipping

Point Break - 8.5/10

Is Hollywood capable of producing such a cool movie nowadays? Everything’s changed.

Dirty Dozen - -12/10

The only good thing about it was Jim Brown beating the shit out of someone. And Clint Walker

8.5 is way too low

Pan's Labyrinth 9/10

Meatball machine 7/10

Night of the Living Dead (1990) - 10
Pet Sematary - 9
Se7en - 10

Ratcatcher - 9

I watched this because I'm about to see the new movie she directed with Joaquin Phoenix getting Dick rode hard

Flat out quietly blew me away. I know it was Praised in certain circles of the time, but it is absolutely A gut punch. Makes Lars Von Trier look like Wes Anderson

could not recommend it more highly

watch morvern callar too, chad

Chad wrote: ↑Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:25 am Ratcatcher - 9

I watched this because I'm about to see the new movie she directed with Joaquin Phoenix getting Dick rode hard

Flat out quietly blew me away. I know it was Praised in certain circles of the time, but it is absolutely A gut punch. Makes Lars Von Trier look like Wes Anderson

could not recommend it more highly

I love Wes Anderson movies

MeatGrease wrote: ↑Thu Apr 19, 2018 1:16 pm

Chad wrote: ↑Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:25 am Ratcatcher - 9

I watched this because I'm about to see the new movie she directed with Joaquin Phoenix getting Dick rode hard

Flat out quietly blew me away. I know it was Praised in certain circles of the time, but it is absolutely A gut punch. Makes Lars Von Trier look like Wes Anderson

could not recommend it more highly

I love Wes Anderson movies

Wes just called.
He says he'd prefer you not like his movies because you're a dopey asshole.
Sorry to have to break that news to you.
No, hold on, strike that last thought and kill yourself.

The Price of Fame - 7

Rampage - 7/10

Took a much longer time to get where it was going than it needed to, could have used a little less battling, a lot less humans doing anything except dying, and a lot more Rampaging, The Rock does basically nothing but his smouldering from Jumanji and running as awkwardly as Steven Seagal, and I absolutely hated when Sif dies but holy FUUUUUCK when the giant monsters were trashing the city I was in heaven.

Also right near the end of the movie, a woman in our packed theatre screamed SHUT UP at someone, and not two minutes later the guy I was sitting next seemed emboldened, and turned around and loudly hissed SHUT UP at the chatty idiots behind us while his two sons looked mortified.