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Re: random picture thread....

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 5:15 pm
by zombiehead
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Re: random picture thread....

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 1:04 am
by zombiehead
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Re: random picture thread....

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 11:09 am
by Whee of the Dead
:tup:

Re: random picture thread....

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 11:38 am
by spacehamster
I don't understand why people do this. What's he going to do with that boner?

Re: random picture thread....

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 11:45 am
by \m/Johnny\m/
I agree. I actively steer clear of porn unless I am in private, with a bottle of lotion in hand.

Re: random picture thread....

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 8:03 pm
by zombiehead
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Re: random picture thread....

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 8:10 pm
by hipster holocaust
I would be more concerned about my red chest

Re: random picture thread....

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 9:02 pm
by Wang Mandu
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An angel smiles everytime a US soldier's legs get blown off by an IED.

Re: random picture thread....

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 9:27 pm
by Zap Rowsdower
Do they all know the American sniper was killed by an American soldier in Texas?
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Is that part in the movie?

Re: random picture thread....

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 9:30 pm
by FVBTVS
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the final scene shows him leaving the house to go with his killer to the range. then the movie ends and tells you he ded

Re: random picture thread....

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 9:32 pm
by FVBTVS
he also shot two motherfuckers in a gas station over his truck. i think they were like 'gimme those keys' and he was like 'okay'......

'nope' then pulled his gun out at close range and capped them both :lol:

NOT IN THE FILM

its a total bullshit squeaky clean self conscious joke portrait to be sure..

Re: random picture thread....

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 9:34 pm
by Cascade Whore
When you posthumously lose a law suite to Jesse venture you're a real piece of shit.

Re: random picture thread....

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 10:00 pm
by FVBTVS
ehhh whatever. fuck it. i dont care that he was a piece of shit, i just want the movie to be something with meat on it..

Re: random picture thread....

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 10:29 pm
by Wang Mandu
It's also too bad Eastwood is wasting his remaining years directing US military horseshit.

Re: random picture thread....

Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2015 12:03 am
by Cascade Whore
Who was the fag from the old board that wanted to kill the towel heads after 911 then dropped out of boot camp because it gave him blisters

Re: random picture thread....

Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2015 6:23 am
by Erik13
Cascade Whore wrote:Who was the fag from the old board that wanted to kill the towel heads after 911 then dropped out of boot camp because it gave him blisters
please tell me this is true

Re: random picture thread....

Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 9:31 am
by THE KILL
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Re: random picture thread....

Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 11:03 am
by Zap Rowsdower
Kane Hodder was only in the shitty movies. Don't know what leg he has to stand on.

Re: random picture thread....

Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 11:09 am
by Necrometer
FVBTVS wrote:he also shot two motherfuckers in a gas station over his truck. i think they were like 'gimme those keys' and he was like 'okay'......

'nope' then pulled his gun out at close range and capped them both :lol:

NOT IN THE FILM

its a total bullshit squeaky clean self conscious joke portrait to be sure..
this is true? amazing :lol: fucking eastwood

Re: random picture thread....

Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 11:13 am
by Geeheeb
Necrometer wrote:
FVBTVS wrote:he also shot two motherfuckers in a gas station over his truck. i think they were like 'gimme those keys' and he was like 'okay'......

'nope' then pulled his gun out at close range and capped them both :lol:

NOT IN THE FILM

its a total bullshit squeaky clean self conscious joke portrait to be sure..
this is true? amazing :lol: fucking eastwood
maybe not? http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2013/ ... crosshairs

Re: random picture thread....

Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 11:19 am
by FVBTVS
Geeheeb wrote:
Necrometer wrote:
FVBTVS wrote:he also shot two motherfuckers in a gas station over his truck. i think they were like 'gimme those keys' and he was like 'okay'......

'nope' then pulled his gun out at close range and capped them both :lol:

NOT IN THE FILM

its a total bullshit squeaky clean self conscious joke portrait to be sure..
this is true? amazing :lol: fucking eastwood
maybe not? http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2013/ ... crosshairs
could you or someone quote the passage where they talk about it or question the veracity of it? i cant go through it right now and i want to see. pls?

Re: random picture thread....

Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 11:19 am
by Necrometer
ok - thanks ghb :confused:

pertinent part:
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Supporting veterans was only one way that Kyle tried to establish a new identity off the battlefield; it was hard to let go of being a hero. In January, 2010, Kyle later told friends, he was once again put to the test: two men tried to carjack his truck. He was parked at a gas station, southwest of Dallas. “He told the robbers that he just needed to reach back into the truck to get the keys,” Michael J. Mooney wrote in a recent article about Kyle, in D Magazine. Mooney, who had worked on the piece with Kyle’s coöperation, wrote that Kyle “turned around and reached under his winter coat instead, into his waistband. With his right hand, he grabbed his Colt 1911”—a sidearm that is popular with military personnel. “He fired two shots under his left armpit, hitting the first man twice in the chest. Then he turned slightly and fired two more times, hitting the second man twice in the chest. Both men fell dead.”

Police officers arrived at the scene. When they ran Kyle’s license, Mooney wrote, something unusual occurred: “Instead of his name, address, and date of birth, what came up was a phone number at the Department of Defense. At the other end of the line was someone who explained that the police were in the presence of one of the most skilled fighters in U.S. military history.” According to Kyle, security cameras documented the episode.
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Like Mooney, I also heard many of Kyle’s friends and associates tell this story. Details varied, but the ending was the same: Kyle drove away without being charged and, as Mooney put it in a related blog post, later received “e-mails from police officers all over the country, thanking him for ‘cleaning up the streets.’ ” Mooney never saw the security tape or found other corroborating evidence, such as police files or a coroner’s report for the dead carjackers. “Consider this story confirmed by the man himself,” he wrote in the blog post, in which he described Kyle as a “true American badass” and a “real-life action hero.”

There is cause to be skeptical. The counties of Erath, Somervell, and Johnson cover the stretch of highway where the incident supposedly happened. Tommy Bryant, the sheriff of Erath County, told me that he could “guar-an-damn-tee it didn’t happen here.” Greg Doyle, the sheriff of Somervell County, said that he had “never heard” the story, which he found “kinda shocking,” and added, “It did not occur here.” Bob Alford, the sheriff of Johnson County, told a local reporter, “If something like that happened here I would have heard of it, and I’m sure you all at the newspaper would have heard of it.” These denials do not automatically disprove the story, of course. And it’s true that certain operatives, from certain government offices and agencies, drive government-registered vehicles whose license plates prompt civilian authorities to contact a call center in the event of an accident or a traffic stop. But a SEAL with extensive experience in special-mission units told me that the notion of such a provision being in place for a former SEAL driving a private vehicle was “bullshit.”
edit: did that before even seeing the request 8)

Re: random picture thread....

Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 11:20 am
by Geeheeb
Criminally Lazy FVBTVS wrote:could you or someone quote the passage where they talk about it or question the veracity of it? i cant go through it right now and i want to see. pls?
Supporting veterans was only one way that Kyle tried to establish a new identity off the battlefield; it was hard to let go of being a hero. In January, 2010, Kyle later told friends, he was once again put to the test: two men tried to carjack his truck. He was parked at a gas station, southwest of Dallas. “He told the robbers that he just needed to reach back into the truck to get the keys,” Michael J. Mooney wrote in a recent article about Kyle, in D Magazine. Mooney, who had worked on the piece with Kyle’s coöperation, wrote that Kyle “turned around and reached under his winter coat instead, into his waistband. With his right hand, he grabbed his Colt 1911”—a sidearm that is popular with military personnel. “He fired two shots under his left armpit, hitting the first man twice in the chest. Then he turned slightly and fired two more times, hitting the second man twice in the chest. Both men fell dead.”

Police officers arrived at the scene. When they ran Kyle’s license, Mooney wrote, something unusual occurred: “Instead of his name, address, and date of birth, what came up was a phone number at the Department of Defense. At the other end of the line was someone who explained that the police were in the presence of one of the most skilled fighters in U.S. military history.” According to Kyle, security cameras documented the episode.

Like Mooney, I also heard many of Kyle’s friends and associates tell this story. Details varied, but the ending was the same: Kyle drove away without being charged and, as Mooney put it in a related blog post, later received “e-mails from police officers all over the country, thanking him for ‘cleaning up the streets.’ ” Mooney never saw the security tape or found other corroborating evidence, such as police files or a coroner’s report for the dead carjackers. “Consider this story confirmed by the man himself,” he wrote in the blog post, in which he described Kyle as a “true American badass” and a “real-life action hero.”

There is cause to be skeptical. The counties of Erath, Somervell, and Johnson cover the stretch of highway where the incident supposedly happened. Tommy Bryant, the sheriff of Erath County, told me that he could “guar-an-damn-tee it didn’t happen here.” Greg Doyle, the sheriff of Somervell County, said that he had “never heard” the story, which he found “kinda shocking,” and added, “It did not occur here.” Bob Alford, the sheriff of Johnson County, told a local reporter, “If something like that happened here I would have heard of it, and I’m sure you all at the newspaper would have heard of it.” These denials do not automatically disprove the story, of course. And it’s true that certain operatives, from certain government offices and agencies, drive government-registered vehicles whose license plates prompt civilian authorities to contact a call center in the event of an accident or a traffic stop. But a SEAL with extensive experience in special-mission units told me that the notion of such a provision being in place for a former SEAL driving a private vehicle was “bullshit.”

Re: random picture thread....

Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 11:33 am
by FVBTVS
that really is kind of amazing, in light of the jesse ventura thing too. that some legendary killing ass killer like him would go around making up schoolyard type stories really makes him so much crazier than we realize. :lol:

Re: random picture thread....

Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 11:33 am
by Geeheeb
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