Wednesday, April 23, 2008
UK man dresses up like Darth Vader, beats up "Star Wars" nerds A UK man has confessed to dressing up like Darth Vader and attacking two men who founded a church based on Jedi teachings. He beat them with a crutch, but to be fair, they were asking for it: The victims had been playing with light sabers and filming themselves while doing so.
Hughes admitted two charges of common assault.
The court heard he has a "chronic alcohol problem" and had drunk the best part of a 10 litre box of wine.
Mrs Lloyd said: "He was wearing a black bin bag and a cape and had a metal crutch in his hand." Mrs Lloyd said he was shouting "Darth Vader".
Re: NOT SO FAST, FAGGOT: The Thread
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:49 am
by Scumfucker
Pisscubes wrote:
I want this to be real. I'm sick of seeing this guy on my TV
Re: NOT SO FAST, FAGGOT: The Thread
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:50 am
by Skyclad-The Return
Re: NOT SO FAST, FAGGOT: The Thread
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:50 am
by fartingkitty
Re: NOT SO FAST, FAGGOT: The Thread
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:52 am
by The Schwartz
Re: NOT SO FAST, FAGGOT: The Thread
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:01 pm
by jakebonz
Pisscubes wrote:I better do this before someone else does:
Don't worry, I feel your pain:
Re: NOT SO FAST, FAGGOT: The Thread
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:02 pm
by guardianoftheblind
they used super sensitive, like 1/10,000 of a second cameras to prove that phelps won that race...
Re: NOT SO FAST, FAGGOT: The Thread
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:04 pm
by cm34p4in
Re: NOT SO FAST, FAGGOT: The Thread
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:13 pm
by The Schwartz
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
Re: NOT SO FAST, FAGGOT: The Thread
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:13 pm
by soiled depends
Pisscubes wrote:They poured the Gatorade on the coach already! AND THEN LOST!!! AHAHAHAHA!
HAHHAHA...he's going to be dripping wet and covered in sugar...and a fucking loser surrounded by near silent and shell shocked players in the dressing room in two minutes....
Re: NOT SO FAST, FAGGOT: The Thread
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:16 pm
by zombiehead
Molester Stallone wrote:
Pisscubes wrote:
soiled depends wrote:
BWAHAHAHAH!
I was home sick from school the day that happened. My mom was in the next room making me soup. She asked how the rocket launch was going and I said, "It blew up!" and she said, "That's not funny."
I said, "I know. But it happened."
I was home sick that day too. I wish I hadn't been because our teacher was really into the space program and he was a total dick and my friend told me he started bawling when he saw what happened in class.
Fucking Mr. Peters....what a dick.
my sisters science teacher (I ALMOST had her), she was hardcore into the space program, the whole class watched the lift off and when it blew up she started crying.
Re: NOT SO FAST, FAGGOT: The Thread
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:24 pm
by The Schwartz
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SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
Re: NOT SO FAST, FAGGOT: The Thread
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:29 pm
by soiled depends
Pisscubes wrote:
soiled depends wrote:
Pisscubes wrote:They poured the Gatorade on the coach already! AND THEN LOST!!! AHAHAHAHA!
HAHHAHA...he's going to be dripping wet and covered in sugar...and a fucking loser surrounded by near silent and shell shocked players in the dressing room in two minutes....
Did you watch the whole thing? They show a Kentucky fan starting to race on the field, arms up, screaming in victory-- unaware that the final play actually resulted in a touch down. He takes one step on the field, sees that everyone is pointing down field, sees what happens.
"you see that guy there...he's got the tie workin'....HEY DUDE!!!"
Re: NOT SO FAST, FAGGOT: The Thread
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:53 pm
by riley-o
hahashaahhahaha everyone thought Wandy was dead, "You're in the big time now boy, this is THE UFC !!!" one rape choke later...
Re: NOT SO FAST, FAGGOT: The Thread
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:14 pm
by the awesome Assassin
Re: NOT SO FAST, FAGGOT: The Thread
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:48 pm
by Introvert
Pisscubes: *Just about to doze off to sleep*
Insomnia: "NOT SO FAST!!"
Re: NOT SO FAST, FAGGOT: The Thread
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:52 pm
by The Schwartz
this thread can't die its too awesome I wish I had more