The feeling is mutual. Actually, it's probably closer to 99.999999999999999%.Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:A slut, eh? I wouldn't fuck 99.9% of humans, definitely would not intentionally fuck someone that was in a relationship, i go out of my way to remind people to be safe when random sexing, etc...and I'm the slut? Note to self: grow dick, earn respect.
Post in this thread if you're drunk.
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Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Haha,
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Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
yeah, i was just trying to be nice. i like to give people false hope, that's what dreams are made of...?
c'mon, being kind isn't hard. it makes people happy. i like posi energy. i like seeing people enjoy life, mostly because i have no clue how to console them...
hugs, guys! rainbows! kitten bellies! broccol1!
c'mon, being kind isn't hard. it makes people happy. i like posi energy. i like seeing people enjoy life, mostly because i have no clue how to console them...
hugs, guys! rainbows! kitten bellies! broccol1!
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Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Visited the neighbor's tonight... he's recovering from a lengthy hospital stay (flesh eating bacteria-type waiz) and wanted to share some wine & oxycodone. Now I'm drunk as fuck but don't feel all that drunk... more of a body drunk than a mind drumk. Second time this has ahppened.... first was a halloweeny party several years ago... that was a wine drunk as well. Coinkydink? I don't think dso... 
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Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
woooooooo
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I know you don't mean that... its just thwe alcohol talking... 
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Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
gettin' there.
"FUCK YES MORE LAWS RIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME! LAW LAW LAW!" - Geeheeb
"OH I FORGOT, MORE JAILS TOO RIGHT NOW! FUCK YEAH JAIL JAIL JAIL!" - Geeheeb
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Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
whoop, i'm there.
"FUCK YES MORE LAWS RIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME! LAW LAW LAW!" - Geeheeb
"OH I FORGOT, MORE JAILS TOO RIGHT NOW! FUCK YEAH JAIL JAIL JAIL!" - Geeheeb
"I don't recall quoting you as a shitbrain specifically... the shitbrain experience is not exactly the same for every shitbrain" -big rossman
"OH I FORGOT, MORE JAILS TOO RIGHT NOW! FUCK YEAH JAIL JAIL JAIL!" - Geeheeb
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Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
What, you don't believe in this phemomenon? Tonight is not as pronounced as that halowwwn party I mentioned, but its true! I don't feel all that buzzed in my head, but if I try to walk I'm bouncing off the walls, ready to fall down. Strange sensations, but I kinda knowe what to expect this time...delmuerte wrote:your body drunk, get the fuck outta here with that shit
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different alcohols give me different drunks. saki makes me very body drunk. i can think and articulate fine, but my feet slur all over the floor.....
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"OH I FORGOT, MORE JAILS TOO RIGHT NOW! FUCK YEAH JAIL JAIL JAIL!" - Geeheeb
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AY MAN YOUR BODY DIDNT GET DRUNK FOOL YOU FORCED IT UPON IT DICK DONT GET ALL SQUIRRELY
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it's like my body stole the buzz i intended for my brain........
"FUCK YES MORE LAWS RIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME! LAW LAW LAW!" - Geeheeb
"OH I FORGOT, MORE JAILS TOO RIGHT NOW! FUCK YEAH JAIL JAIL JAIL!" - Geeheeb
"I don't recall quoting you as a shitbrain specifically... the shitbrain experience is not exactly the same for every shitbrain" -big rossman
"OH I FORGOT, MORE JAILS TOO RIGHT NOW! FUCK YEAH JAIL JAIL JAIL!" - Geeheeb
"I don't recall quoting you as a shitbrain specifically... the shitbrain experience is not exactly the same for every shitbrain" -big rossman
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Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
All I know is I left the bar after the Rabbits show (which I sat in the other room going "duh" for) because I was too hot and not in a drinkin' mood, totally eliminating any chance I had with the baby hesher (no tattoos! i could smell his freshness from across the room...) that looked all of 15 and was quite possibly eying my old busted self not too shyly. I wanted to rape, but didn't feel like even putting in enough effort to acknowledge I saw him seein' me. I fail at pervery. 
Alone at home, don't even care to jack off...fuck it...
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Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
about to hammer another beer and crash out. if only i could find some good sleepytime music.......
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"OH I FORGOT, MORE JAILS TOO RIGHT NOW! FUCK YEAH JAIL JAIL JAIL!" - Geeheeb
"I don't recall quoting you as a shitbrain specifically... the shitbrain experience is not exactly the same for every shitbrain" -big rossman
"OH I FORGOT, MORE JAILS TOO RIGHT NOW! FUCK YEAH JAIL JAIL JAIL!" - Geeheeb
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Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
hammered after the basement show tonight...so I'm allowed to post in this thread...what a thrill... nice day to be an idiot...
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
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Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Not hammered in the least but I'm dead tired from going out last night so the 6er that I just imbibed (plus a couple at the bar on the way home) have me nice and braindead.
I'm gonnna sleep like a dead baby tonight.....
I'm gonnna sleep like a dead baby tonight.....
Friendly Goatus wrote:and stop being a dick to your cat
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pregnant...Introvert wrote:
I'm gonnna sleep like a dead baby tonight.....
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
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Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
dat fuckin dick BETRWEEN MY LEGS
cranial separation
SEX WITH HER SEVERED HEAD
SEX WITH HER SEVERED HEAD
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Did we not use protection when we hung out in my hotel room????soiled depends wrote:pregnant...Introvert wrote:
I'm gonnna sleep like a dead baby tonight.....
Friendly Goatus wrote:and stop being a dick to your cat
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"FUCK YES MORE LAWS RIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME! LAW LAW LAW!" - Geeheeb
"OH I FORGOT, MORE JAILS TOO RIGHT NOW! FUCK YEAH JAIL JAIL JAIL!" - Geeheeb
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Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
drunk tons of free wine at the conference I am at and just finished scoffing yummy cheese and chatting with rugby league legend Tewara Nikau who was here for some reason - too pissed to chat up conference chicks or let Mrs Palmer loose
