Post in this thread if you're drunk.

[cxwx]

Drinking some vodka and decided to buy a can of hurricane. I don't think I've drank this for a few years. Maybe I'll make a brass monkey.

[godofdeadlydeath]

One time I made a Brass Monkey after drinking 2 40s of OE but the juice I made it with already had vodka mixed in it. I ended up running around campus with my shirt off and trying to rip trees out of the ground, and puked before passing out on the floor. Oh, youth.

[ghost boner]

God damn a brass monkey sounds good

[cxwx]

Been drinking screwdrivers all day. Decided to get a 40 to make another brass and kill the rest of the OJ. ( rest in piss Simpson). Every time I walk to the gas station or liquor store it's past a cemetery. Walk by the same sketchy as fuck parked car both ways, probably getting a blow job or shooting H. Going to wash some dishes now while the bottle gets cold. Wonder if I should ready another Viktor Pelevin or Jose Donoso novel next.

[Eight Bit Alien]

Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach.

[cxwx]

My grandmothers neighbor poisons squirrels and the die in her yard.

[Eight Bit Alien]

I like squirrels but ive seen neighborhoods so bad that I can understand doing that

If one neighbor is trying to grow a garden and another neighbor is feeding the fucking squirrels you have an extremely demonic situation brewing

[cxwx]

I'm agnostic to squirrel murder I just get a bit tired of the stench of rotting squirrel carcass in my nose. I guess I'm not a trve blakk metal vvarrior

[Eight Bit Alien]

seriously I fucking love this band. I love this fucking band

[Eight Bit Alien]

i dont drink much anymore but sometimes i still do

i miss chad

[smooth]

Sometimes when I drink black tea, it is too much edge

[Eight Bit Alien]

I definitely prefer green. I've been on the matcha train for a few months now and 1 cup is usually enough for the day

[cxwx]

Based