Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 12:13 am
stop bitching and start drinking, leon. i'm chasing milk with whiskey, because i like making cheese in my guts.
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Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 12:16 am
I'm a drank already, bonehead. Catch up, snaggletooth
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 12:20 am
DONT BE HATING ON MY TEETH I WILL FUCKING SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE IN A DRUNKEN RAGEdelmuerte wrote:I'm a drank already, bonehead. Catch up, snaggletooth
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 12:22 am
don't be a nerd, man
John Jr. wrote:DONT BE HATING ON MY TEETH I WILL FUCKING SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE IN A DRUNKEN RAGEdelmuerte wrote:I'm a drank already, bonehead. Catch up, snaggletooth
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 12:24 am
Freakin' Fonzie over here. Man that band Nails fuckin' rages dude. They're here Sep 10th too so there's that.delmuerte wrote:don't be a nerd, man
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 12:27 am
YESSSSS!! Danny just texted me to say they are playing lA soon.
Ogre of Disgust wrote:Freakin' Fonzie over here. Man that band Nails fuckin' rages dude. They're here Sep 10th too so there's that.delmuerte wrote:don't be a nerd, man
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 2:50 am
Insomnia sucks. Beer is delicious.
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:12 pm
What has Facebook done? I was just looking where to click to "Assplay!!! wrote:Insomnia sucks. Beer is delicious.
like this"Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:33 pm
I want to know what the 'debauchery in Denver' was all about....delmuerte wrote:YESSSSS!! Danny just texted me to say they are playing lA soon.
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:47 pm
On my way to happy drunk land as I type. Also looking down a beautiful girl's shirt
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:56 pm
shit, this thread inspired me to try one of these 99 X concoctions. i went with 99 grapes. the bottles staring at me right now, taunting me, but it can rest assured (uneasy?) knowing it won't exist 24 hours from now.
and yes i know i just violated the thread topic. dammit.
and yes i know i just violated the thread topic. dammit.
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:57 pm
those 99 things aren't too bad for the price
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:59 pm
You say that to my face!!!krudmonk wrote:those 99 things aren't too bad for the price
Oh, wait....
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:35 pm
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:43 pm
heh 
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:35 am
CULO!!!!
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:52 am
anyone ever do the ol' bait-n-switch at a glory hole? I like to glue some cat hair to a squash with a pumpy circle and just duct tape it there while i sit in the booth smoking weed and drinking scotch, enjoying the sounds of room temperature vegetable being beaten beyond recognition...
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:54 am
Eww.Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:drinking scotch
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 2:04 am
beer bonging four loko?
sipping chimay?
brandy from a snifter?
whatever, guy. a glory hole farce is a glory hole victory no matter the nectar...
sipping chimay?
brandy from a snifter?
whatever, guy. a glory hole farce is a glory hole victory no matter the nectar...
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 2:22 am
I'm pretty sure I quoted the "eww" thing you raucous slut.Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:beer bonging four loko?
sipping chimay?
brandy from a snifter?
whatever, guy. a glory hole farce is a glory hole victory no matter the nectar...
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 2:48 am
A slut, eh? I wouldn't fuck 99.9% of humans, definitely would not intentionally fuck someone that was in a relationship, i go out of my way to remind people to be safe when random sexing, etc...and I'm the slut? Note to self: grow dick, earn respect. 
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 3:09 am
Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:I wouldn't fuck 99.9% of humans,
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 3:13 am
that .1% is a veritable RAINBOW, let me tell you...
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 3:38 am
juggalos should start singing about the miracle of vaginal elasticity, AMIRITE?
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 4:06 am
dem poetz...