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Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2015 8:08 pm
by Cascade Whore
Drunk 3rd day in a row. It's still relatively early too. Good chance I'll go from
Drunk to death drunk hugging the toilet bowl. Pray
For me Chad.
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2015 6:31 am
by Advances>|<MONKEY
FUCK YEAH!
Key stone I C E.
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 1:24 am
by Cascade Whore
My alcohol tolerance is reaching shane McGowan levels. (Or at least Colin ferral). I drank two fifths of whiskey in two days plus about five more shots from a left over bottle. Both the extra shots and one of the bottles was a 90 proof. I wasn't sick. I wasn't even hung over. Five years ago
I would be trashed on a few tall cans
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2015 5:06 pm
by Cascade Whore
I bought a 40oz the other day and they had finally switched over to the infamous new plastic bottle
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2015 5:34 pm
by Cascade Whore
Pisscubes wrote:Jesus Chirst-- like it ain't hard enough to suck down a 40 of swill already? FUCK plastic.
I was skeptical my self. There were other glass bottles of ither swill but I wanted to experience this atrocity first hand. Believe it or not it wasn't bad. The wide mouth makes it easier to suck down and the taste might have been better? Or maybe it blows by your rates buds quicker with bigger swallows.
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2015 5:36 pm
by hipster holocaust
Just wanted to increase your already promising odds of getting liver cancer? Life in the fast lane, I like it
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2015 5:40 pm
by Cascade Whore
hipster holocaust wrote:Just wanted to increase your already promising odds of getting liver cancer? Life in the fast lane, I like it
Wouldn't you get cirrhosis first? Wouldn't your pancreas give out before your liver anyways? I doubt contact with plastic is going to make two shits worth of difference. In also doubt if I'm even close to the drunkest fuck on this board, I believe we've had this conversation before. I've also curtailed my drunking to semi rational levels for about the last month
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2015 2:44 pm
by ghost boner
i saw those "shatter-proof" bottles too! such the lamest marketing. no one on earth has dropped a 40 because all the people that drink them know how much they need it. none of us who live by the bottle have ever, even when sloppy drunk, let go of their eagle claw grip of that fucking bottle. ever.
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2015 6:50 pm
by Geeheeb
i have totally dropped a 40
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2015 7:49 pm
by RY4N
i dont think i could drink beer out of a plastic bottle.
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2015 8:58 pm
by Cascade Whore
RY4N wrote:i dont think i could drink beer out of a plastic bottle.
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2015 9:17 pm
by Geeheeb
I have totally filled 2-liters with homebrew using a cap that lets me pressurize them with CO2. There are some places you don't want to take glass, but still drink like a nerd
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2015 9:38 pm
by Introvert
See you in a few weeks...belly is disappoint again
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2015 9:51 pm
by Jesus H Dump
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2015 10:43 am
by ghost boner
Geeheeb wrote:i have totally dropped a 40
were you rich when it happened? you were probably rich when it happened
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2015 6:28 pm
by hipster holocaust
The only beer I've ever had out of a plastic bottle was this. 7 years ago and I'm still recovering
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2015 7:36 pm
by Cascade Whore
Last weekend I went through 28 miller high life's four cans of sparks and a 24oz of 211. I have a bottle of bourbon and 12 beers right now.
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 3:09 pm
by ghost boner
i kinda like thos plastic 40s
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 5:50 pm
by Black Jacques
Cascade Whore wrote:Last weekend I went through 28 miller high life's four cans of sparks and a 24oz of 211. I have a bottle of bourbon and 12 beers right now.
14 beers in a day? Plus another beer? A real Randy Travis!
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 6:13 pm
by Cascade Whore
Black Jacques wrote:Cascade Whore wrote:Last weekend I went through 28 miller high life's four cans of sparks and a 24oz of 211. I have a bottle of bourbon and 12 beers right now.
14 beers in a day? Plus another beer? A real Randy Travis!
I can't tell if you're making fun of me for drinking too much or too little
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 6:26 pm
by canon.docre
Cascade Whore wrote:Black Jacques wrote:Cascade Whore wrote:Last weekend I went through 28 miller high life's four cans of sparks and a 24oz of 211. I have a bottle of bourbon and 12 beers right now.
14 beers in a day? Plus another beer? A real Randy Travis!
I can't tell if you're making fun of me for drinking too much or too little
I went to brunch with my ex Sunday and was bragging about how I drank like a normal human being over the weekend. When she asked me how much I drank the night before I tallied it up, something like 17 beer. No hangover. She looked horrified.
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 6:31 pm
by Cascade Whore
canon.docre wrote:Cascade Whore wrote:Black Jacques wrote:Cascade Whore wrote:Last weekend I went through 28 miller high life's four cans of sparks and a 24oz of 211. I have a bottle of bourbon and 12 beers right now.
14 beers in a day? Plus another beer? A real Randy Travis!
I can't tell if you're making fun of me for drinking too much or too little
I went to brunch with my ex Sunday and was bragging about how I drank like a normal human being over the weekend. When she asked me how much I drank the night before I tallied it up, something like 17 beer. No hangover. She looked horrified.
I rarely get hung over any more. I actually curtailed my drinking to normal levels for about three or four weeks. As there was a weekend I went through more than two fifths with no hangovers and thought my tolerance was getting to disgusting levels
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 6:58 pm
by Black Jacques
Randy Travis would be done your weekend before lunch on Saturday.
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 7:06 pm
by Cascade Whore
Black Jacques wrote:Randy Travis would be done your weekend before lunch on Saturday.
We'll considering people like spooky apparition think I'm going to kill my self with liquor I hope randy is doing okay.
Re: Post in this thread if you're drunk.
Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 7:11 pm
by Black Jacques
He's not and you're nowhere near.
