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Posted: **Wed Apr 24, 2024 9:44 pm**

Drinking some vodka and decided to buy a can of hurricane. I don't think I've drank this for a few years. Maybe I'll make a brass monkey.

Posted: **Thu Apr 25, 2024 6:46 am**

One time I made a Brass Monkey after drinking 2 40s of OE but the juice I made it with already had vodka mixed in it. I ended up running around campus with my shirt off and trying to rip trees out of the ground, and puked before passing out on the floor. Oh, youth.

Posted: **Thu Apr 25, 2024 5:21 pm**

God damn a brass monkey sounds good

Posted: **Thu Apr 25, 2024 8:59 pm**

Been drinking screwdrivers all day. Decided to get a 40 to make another brass and kill the rest of the OJ. ( rest in piss Simpson). Every time I walk to the gas station or liquor store it's past a cemetery. Walk by the same sketchy as fuck parked car both ways, probably getting a blow job or shooting H. Going to wash some dishes now while the bottle gets cold. Wonder if I should ready another Viktor Pelevin or Jose Donoso novel next.

Posted: **Thu Apr 25, 2024 9:03 pm**

Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach.

Posted: **Thu Apr 25, 2024 9:08 pm**

My grandmothers neighbor poisons squirrels and the die in her yard.

Posted: **Thu Apr 25, 2024 9:19 pm**

I like squirrels but ive seen neighborhoods so bad that I can understand doing that

If one neighbor is trying to grow a garden and another neighbor is feeding the fucking squirrels you have an extremely demonic situation brewing

Posted: **Thu Apr 25, 2024 10:21 pm**

I'm agnostic to squirrel murder I just get a bit tired of the stench of rotting squirrel carcass in my nose. I guess I'm not a trve blakk metal vvarrior

Posted: **Sat Apr 27, 2024 8:18 pm**

seriously I fucking love this band. I love this fucking band

Posted: **Sat Apr 27, 2024 8:38 pm**

i dont drink much anymore but sometimes i still do

i miss chad

Posted: **Sat Apr 27, 2024 11:09 pm**

Sometimes when I drink black tea, it is too much edge

Posted: **Sat Apr 27, 2024 11:39 pm**

I definitely prefer green. I've been on the matcha train for a few months now and 1 cup is usually enough for the day

Posted: **Mon Apr 29, 2024 3:20 pm**

Based

Posted: **Sat May 04, 2024 8:03 pm**

I sometimes think liquor at the bottom of the bottle hits different

like on that one day where you finally drink the last 1/8 of the vodka, its going to be a different kind of night

even if you only drink 1/8 of a bottle each time

i dont know if this makes sense

Posted: **Tue May 14, 2024 7:32 pm**

POWER AND DOMINION
ARE TAKEN BY THE WILL
BY DIVINE RIGHT

HAIL
AND
KILL

Posted: **Tue May 14, 2024 7:37 pm**

my father was A WOLF
and my kinsman are the slain

SWORN
TO
RISE
A
GAIN

Posted: **Wed May 15, 2024 8:06 am**

Rip their flesh, burn their hearts
Caak-Stab them in the eyes
Surprise-sex their women as they cry

Posted: **Fri May 17, 2024 9:09 pm**

drinking 1-2x a week is fucking nothing compared to my 20s

but having taken years off it's starting to feel a little odd

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